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Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 12h

That one time I won the costume contest and sang "Chocolate Salty Balls" at karaoke 🎤 ✊🏾👍🏾🏆
#Halloween #southpark #chef #karaokenights

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 1d

You're an idiot 🤦🏾‍♂️🙄

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 1d

I really hope this is a joke, but judging from how some of my coworkers stink, it probably tracks as a real thing. Although, I don't think the reason the guys don't bathe has anything to do with fear of being gay.
#shitibethinkingabout
#washyoass
#youstink
#foul

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Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 3d

Idiot.

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 5d

Time to start reading more, at least they don't own books...... For now 😬🙄

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Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 6d

I forgot to mention after I politely refused to sing a request for her, she said that it was alright and whatever I sing is fine.
Uhhhhh.... Thanks for your permission? How about you address that snot issue?
#shitibethinkingabout
#backdafucup
#spaceinvader
#karaokenights

People are disgusting.

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Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 6d

It doesn't mean much if I'm to be honest.

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 6d

Ask any Raiders fan about the "Tuck Rule", and our coach switching sides only to end up in the super bowl on the opposite side the next season 🤔
We still have that pain.

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 6d

I'm so happy this popped up on this day! It is a very helpful reminder.
#shitibethinkingabout
#peaceofmind
#dontlendgive

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 12d

Is-Not-Real isn't having any difficulties deciding to attack..... That's bullshit.

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 13d

Too bad it wasn't a face plant. He didn't fall hard enough.

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 13d

My nephew was pretty quick with his response 😁 Not bad for a 5 year old.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#kidssaythedarndestthings
#funny

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 13d

I almost thought out loud, "What took so long?" This timeline really sucks!

Mourning my cousin..... A tribute from my perspective.

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 17d

This was harder than I thought. My cousin didn't want a memorial of any kind. It's selfish of me, but sometimes sharing is healing.
She would love that I did this. Especially without cussing 😁
#shitibethinkingabout
#losingfamily
#farewelltomycousin
#thepainofmourning
#ididncuss

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 18d

I dunno, I heard the new Measles song, it's not bad 😁

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Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 19d

Bebe and Putin

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 19d

In another confession of bad choices, I never really had an interest in a smartwatch, and yet I got one like an idiot. Now that it's paid for (The free watch with a contract) I can drop it from my plan.
#shitibethinkingabout
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#smartwatches
#dowereallyneedthese

"I Didn't Think" Maybe you should try?

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 25d

This will never get old for me.
#shitibethinkingabout #learntocommunicate
#ididntthink
#trythinking #ahhmemories

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 27d

I'd rather watch him punch trees for 5 hours straight.

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 27d

Go piss on yourself Charlie Uniform November Tango

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Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 29d

I'm happy this one popped up, I like reminding myself that some friends you just have to let them handle their own shit.
#shitibethinkingabout #onthisday
#choosewisely
#friendsareatrip

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · 29d

It's pretty wild that these three are always looking in this direction. It makes me happy to see them.
#somebodyswatchingme
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#blackcats
#iloveblackcats

Kashishimoto Howard @kashishimotoh1.bsky.social · Sep 29

The people I love and respect most seem to misunderstand me more than I thought. They are very supportive, but presume the incorrect things about me from the outside looking in.
That's why I'm so distant.
#shitibethinkingabout
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#10thlevelpetty
#misunderstood

I'm just misunderstood.