Kasper Frederik Christiansen
@kasperfc.bsky.social
EN/DK/father/husband/teacher/writer/Funny-Man
I write stuff... Mostly jokes and poems... Sometimes stories...
In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙
I write stuff... Mostly jokes and poems... Sometimes stories...
In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙
Wisdom arrives late and leaves early. Period. 🤣
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Wisdom arrives late and leaves early. Period. 🤣
Do books ever feel offended when people skip to the last page? I bet mine would... 😂
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Do books ever feel offended when people skip to the last page? I bet mine would... 😂
If you trip but don’t fall, does that count as a near-death experience or just aggressive walking? I'm just curious... 😁
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
If you trip but don’t fall, does that count as a near-death experience or just aggressive walking? I'm just curious... 😁
If cats could talk, they still wouldn’t explain anything... They are born mysterious and they will stay mysterious. 😑
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If cats could talk, they still wouldn’t explain anything... They are born mysterious and they will stay mysterious. 😑
Sometimes I'm serious too, and today I have to admit that I'm genuinely worried about the new level of madness from that orange turd and his batshid crazy administration... 😟
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Sometimes I'm serious too, and today I have to admit that I'm genuinely worried about the new level of madness from that orange turd and his batshid crazy administration... 😟
Someone invented the word “queue” and then refused to use most of the letters... That's weird... 🤣
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Someone invented the word “queue” and then refused to use most of the letters... That's weird... 🤣
Nothing attracts trouble like saying, "This will be easy"... 🤣
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Nothing attracts trouble like saying, "This will be easy"... 🤣
At any moment, your phone could fall on your face and instantly humble you... Yes, it's that kind of day... 😂👌
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
At any moment, your phone could fall on your face and instantly humble you... Yes, it's that kind of day... 😂👌
Reposted by Kasper Frederik Christiansen
Happy New Year to everyone! I wish you all a beautiful day and a wonderful start of 2026. Let's make next year an incredible and lovely year! ❤️
Also, here's the last poem of this year 🫶
#happynewyear #poem #poetry #writer #writersky #book #booksky #love #newyear #family #fun
Also, here's the last poem of this year 🫶
#happynewyear #poem #poetry #writer #writersky #book #booksky #love #newyear #family #fun
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Happy New Year to everyone! I wish you all a beautiful day and a wonderful start of 2026. Let's make next year an incredible and lovely year! ❤️
Also, here's the last poem of this year 🫶
#happynewyear #poem #poetry #writer #writersky #book #booksky #love #newyear #family #fun
Also, here's the last poem of this year 🫶
#happynewyear #poem #poetry #writer #writersky #book #booksky #love #newyear #family #fun
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Somewhere, a pigeon is convinced it almost understands how humans work. 👌
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Somewhere, a pigeon is convinced it almost understands how humans work. 👌
Confidence grows in proportion to the size of the mug... Cheers I guess 🤪🍻
December 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Confidence grows in proportion to the size of the mug... Cheers I guess 🤪🍻
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them back. Hard! 💙
December 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them back. Hard! 💙
Give me a break here... Even wisdom needs a moment to sober up. 😜
Good morning and have a beautiful day! 💙
Good morning and have a beautiful day! 💙
December 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Give me a break here... Even wisdom needs a moment to sober up. 😜
Good morning and have a beautiful day! 💙
Good morning and have a beautiful day! 💙
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Good morning beautiful friends! Eat cake for breakfast. Your future self will deal with the consequences. 🫶
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Good morning beautiful friends! Eat cake for breakfast. Your future self will deal with the consequences. 🫶
Joke from mr. Fish: Good intensions
YouTube video by Kav & Mr. Fish
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December 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
If you want to look busy, always carry a clipboard. Even to bed. You know... Being busy sleeping... 😜
#joke #advice #questionable
#joke #advice #questionable
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you want to look busy, always carry a clipboard. Even to bed. You know... Being busy sleeping... 😜
#joke #advice #questionable
#joke #advice #questionable
If silence is golden, why does it get so awkward so fast? 😂
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If silence is golden, why does it get so awkward so fast? 😂
Trump wanted to star in A Christmas Carol, but quit when he realized Scrooge actually learns something. 😜
#joke #christmas #trump #achristmascarol #scrooge
#joke #christmas #trump #achristmascarol #scrooge
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trump wanted to star in A Christmas Carol, but quit when he realized Scrooge actually learns something. 😜
#joke #christmas #trump #achristmascarol #scrooge
#joke #christmas #trump #achristmascarol #scrooge
Trump wanted to be visited by three wise men, but they left early after realizing he wouldn’t stop interrupting them... 😂
#joke #Christmas #trump
#joke #Christmas #trump
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trump wanted to be visited by three wise men, but they left early after realizing he wouldn’t stop interrupting them... 😂
#joke #Christmas #trump
#joke #Christmas #trump
I laugh so hard whenever I try to hear and picture Trump in my head saying this:
Trump says Rudolph is fake news... “Many reindeer have noses, nobody talks about that, very unfair to the other reindeer.” 🤣🤣🤣
#joke #Christmas #Trump #reindeer
Trump says Rudolph is fake news... “Many reindeer have noses, nobody talks about that, very unfair to the other reindeer.” 🤣🤣🤣
#joke #Christmas #Trump #reindeer
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I laugh so hard whenever I try to hear and picture Trump in my head saying this:
Trump says Rudolph is fake news... “Many reindeer have noses, nobody talks about that, very unfair to the other reindeer.” 🤣🤣🤣
#joke #Christmas #Trump #reindeer
Trump says Rudolph is fake news... “Many reindeer have noses, nobody talks about that, very unfair to the other reindeer.” 🤣🤣🤣
#joke #Christmas #Trump #reindeer
Trump says he loves Christmas trees, but only the ones that lean slightly to the right and never question his decorations... 😜
#joke #Christmas #Trump #merrychristmas
#joke #Christmas #Trump #merrychristmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trump says he loves Christmas trees, but only the ones that lean slightly to the right and never question his decorations... 😜
#joke #Christmas #Trump #merrychristmas
#joke #Christmas #Trump #merrychristmas