Kat Jacques
@kat-jacques.bsky.social
Just a millenial mom trying to survive the latest nonsense.
March 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Very emotional 5yo having a tantrum: I hate you, Mommy!
Me: jokes on you, kid. I’m a millennial. I’ve hated myself since 1994. Toys still need to be cleaned up.
#parenthood #millenialmom #momlife #kidsky
Me: jokes on you, kid. I’m a millennial. I’ve hated myself since 1994. Toys still need to be cleaned up.
#parenthood #millenialmom #momlife #kidsky
March 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Very emotional 5yo having a tantrum: I hate you, Mommy!
Me: jokes on you, kid. I’m a millennial. I’ve hated myself since 1994. Toys still need to be cleaned up.
#parenthood #millenialmom #momlife #kidsky
Me: jokes on you, kid. I’m a millennial. I’ve hated myself since 1994. Toys still need to be cleaned up.
#parenthood #millenialmom #momlife #kidsky
Did I ask my children to put away their laundry or did I start WW3? It’s impossible to tell.
March 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Did I ask my children to put away their laundry or did I start WW3? It’s impossible to tell.
8yo:I’m staring on my reading work. Independently. Don’t bother me.
Me: I thought you were already green for reading and didn’t need to do anymore?
8yo: I’m not doing it because I need to. I’m doing it because I want to.
Me: …nerd.
8yo: That just means I’m smart.
#smartass #kids #momlife
Me: I thought you were already green for reading and didn’t need to do anymore?
8yo: I’m not doing it because I need to. I’m doing it because I want to.
Me: …nerd.
8yo: That just means I’m smart.
#smartass #kids #momlife
February 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Woken up from a deep sleep at 3:30a to find my 5yo staring at me in the dark.
5:
Me:
5: “In the middle of the night! In my dreams! You should-“
Me: No. Absolutely not.
5: But I want to sing.
Me: it’s still dark time outside.
5: I know. That’s why I sing middle of the night 🤷🏻♀️
#kids
5:
Me:
5: “In the middle of the night! In my dreams! You should-“
Me: No. Absolutely not.
5: But I want to sing.
Me: it’s still dark time outside.
5: I know. That’s why I sing middle of the night 🤷🏻♀️
#kids
February 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Woken up from a deep sleep at 3:30a to find my 5yo staring at me in the dark.
5:
Me:
5: “In the middle of the night! In my dreams! You should-“
Me: No. Absolutely not.
5: But I want to sing.
Me: it’s still dark time outside.
5: I know. That’s why I sing middle of the night 🤷🏻♀️
#kids
5:
Me:
5: “In the middle of the night! In my dreams! You should-“
Me: No. Absolutely not.
5: But I want to sing.
Me: it’s still dark time outside.
5: I know. That’s why I sing middle of the night 🤷🏻♀️
#kids
My oldest figured it out at 14 months. Fast forward 7 years and she’s now a gymnast climbing and flipping off anything she can find 🙈
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My oldest figured it out at 14 months. Fast forward 7 years and she’s now a gymnast climbing and flipping off anything she can find 🙈
While driving with my mother
5yo: Nana, when I’m 20, you’ll be an old lady!
My mom: yeah, I’ll be pretty old by then won’t I?
5yo: and Mommy, you’re 40 so you’re kind of already an old lady.
Me: thanks kid. I needed to be humbled today.
#kids #momlife #parenting
5yo: Nana, when I’m 20, you’ll be an old lady!
My mom: yeah, I’ll be pretty old by then won’t I?
5yo: and Mommy, you’re 40 so you’re kind of already an old lady.
Me: thanks kid. I needed to be humbled today.
#kids #momlife #parenting
January 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
While driving with my mother
5yo: Nana, when I’m 20, you’ll be an old lady!
My mom: yeah, I’ll be pretty old by then won’t I?
5yo: and Mommy, you’re 40 so you’re kind of already an old lady.
Me: thanks kid. I needed to be humbled today.
#kids #momlife #parenting
5yo: Nana, when I’m 20, you’ll be an old lady!
My mom: yeah, I’ll be pretty old by then won’t I?
5yo: and Mommy, you’re 40 so you’re kind of already an old lady.
Me: thanks kid. I needed to be humbled today.
#kids #momlife #parenting
Re #2: I can and I will 🤷🏻♀️
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Re #2: I can and I will 🤷🏻♀️
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If you cut them into thin slices they can be “crunchy braclets” for your kid to wear on their wrist and then snack on!
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you cut them into thin slices they can be “crunchy braclets” for your kid to wear on their wrist and then snack on!
A Shadow Bright and Burning trilogy was one I loved and someone else recommended Shepherd King (One Dark Window) series which is a new fav of mine
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A Shadow Bright and Burning trilogy was one I loved and someone else recommended Shepherd King (One Dark Window) series which is a new fav of mine
Loved the Shepard King books!!! Wish there were more, I wasn’t ready for it to end.
January 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Loved the Shepard King books!!! Wish there were more, I wasn’t ready for it to end.
5yo: I went potty last night
Me: oh, you went to the bathroom alone?
5: no.
Me: where did you go potty then?
5: at night.
Me: right, in the bathroom? When it was dark?
5: no.
Me: did you have an accident in your bed?
5: no.
Me: so where did you go potty then?
5: AT NIGHT
Me: ok, good talk.
#kids
Me: oh, you went to the bathroom alone?
5: no.
Me: where did you go potty then?
5: at night.
Me: right, in the bathroom? When it was dark?
5: no.
Me: did you have an accident in your bed?
5: no.
Me: so where did you go potty then?
5: AT NIGHT
Me: ok, good talk.
#kids
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
5yo: I went potty last night
Me: oh, you went to the bathroom alone?
5: no.
Me: where did you go potty then?
5: at night.
Me: right, in the bathroom? When it was dark?
5: no.
Me: did you have an accident in your bed?
5: no.
Me: so where did you go potty then?
5: AT NIGHT
Me: ok, good talk.
#kids
Me: oh, you went to the bathroom alone?
5: no.
Me: where did you go potty then?
5: at night.
Me: right, in the bathroom? When it was dark?
5: no.
Me: did you have an accident in your bed?
5: no.
Me: so where did you go potty then?
5: AT NIGHT
Me: ok, good talk.
#kids
4yo: how do I become a queen?
Me: You’d need to move to a country with a monarchy, marry a prince in line to the throne and then we he becomes king you’d become queen.
4yo: or I could kill them, move into their castle, and make myself queen?
Me: uh… yes… you could also do that…
#kids #momlife
Me: You’d need to move to a country with a monarchy, marry a prince in line to the throne and then we he becomes king you’d become queen.
4yo: or I could kill them, move into their castle, and make myself queen?
Me: uh… yes… you could also do that…
#kids #momlife
January 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nothing is more thirsty in this world than a 5 year old who’s been told it’s bedtime.
December 18, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Nothing is more thirsty in this world than a 5 year old who’s been told it’s bedtime.
Well, we had a good run all school year, but the stomach bug has now entered our home. Time to burn everything we own and start over 🤷🏻♀️ #IDontMakeTheRules #momlife #parenthood #tistheseason
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Well, we had a good run all school year, but the stomach bug has now entered our home. Time to burn everything we own and start over 🤷🏻♀️ #IDontMakeTheRules #momlife #parenthood #tistheseason
While my child was learning her letters at school;
Teacher: What starts with the letter “A”?
4yo: Snake!
Teacher: That starts with “S”. We want something that starts with the letter “A”.
4yo: Ok, fine. *A* snake 🤨
#parenthood #momlife #teachers
Teacher: What starts with the letter “A”?
4yo: Snake!
Teacher: That starts with “S”. We want something that starts with the letter “A”.
4yo: Ok, fine. *A* snake 🤨
#parenthood #momlife #teachers
December 6, 2024 at 2:16 AM
While my child was learning her letters at school;
Teacher: What starts with the letter “A”?
4yo: Snake!
Teacher: That starts with “S”. We want something that starts with the letter “A”.
4yo: Ok, fine. *A* snake 🤨
#parenthood #momlife #teachers
Teacher: What starts with the letter “A”?
4yo: Snake!
Teacher: That starts with “S”. We want something that starts with the letter “A”.
4yo: Ok, fine. *A* snake 🤨
#parenthood #momlife #teachers
No, told our oldest I warded our home to keep out all Fae including elves 🤣 2nd kid would have probably tossed him into the fireplace anyway for being a snitch.
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 AM
No, told our oldest I warded our home to keep out all Fae including elves 🤣 2nd kid would have probably tossed him into the fireplace anyway for being a snitch.
So, which of your children is getting coal in their Christmas stocking and why is it your second born? 🤨 #parenting #momlife #kids #thatsecondchild
November 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
So, which of your children is getting coal in their Christmas stocking and why is it your second born? 🤨 #parenting #momlife #kids #thatsecondchild
For real! Thankfully we seemed to have avoided pink eye. This time…
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
For real! Thankfully we seemed to have avoided pink eye. This time…
8yo is asking way too many questions about Santa. The LIES I have told today 😬
November 26, 2024 at 3:01 AM
8yo is asking way too many questions about Santa. The LIES I have told today 😬