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Kate Windheuser

@katekaos303.bsky.social

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Professional Ninja, female chaotic void, cat person, proud ally, princess of darkness, cult film junkie, Denver based, all around awesome. From the 515 to the 303. Insta: katekaos www.kaosreigns.com 👩🏼‍💻🤓🍣🍷🎮📸🎧📽️📈👻🎛️🎹

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Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · 10d

Very stoked on my new @castlesinspace.bsky.social shirt! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · 23d

Day 3 of going to an out of state music fest as a 42 year old: My legs hate me, why do I do this

Also me: AHHHH DEVO IMMA DANCE

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Sep 1

Some more bestie texts for y'all

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Aug 13

Just bff things

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Jul 17

I got tickets to see Underworld walking distance from my house in November, which is a total bucket list show for me. AND I CAN WALK TO IT HOLY CRAP. And it's the day after I will see Devo for the second time ever. I may die with 2 big shows in 2 days, but I will die happy.

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Jun 10

Actual exchange between the bestie and I today regarding some carrots I got in a CSA box:

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Jun 1

Think I'm doing mostly sober June, I need to dry out after birthday month May.

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 28

Have the children who are into 90s shit discovered The Bloodhound Gang yet because I'm waiting for that

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 19

I am so not ready to go back to work after having a 4 day weekend. Please don't make me go. I'm constantly like 30 seconds from rage quitting these days. Send help.

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 18

Let's gooooooooo NUGGIES!

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 17

I didn't buy it ...yet.

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 17

I was like, I got my Moog, I'm done buying synthesizers for a while!

Sweetwater: Bitch no you aren't check out this thing

Me: Damnit.

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 14

OH GOOD THE CAT IS HAVING A FLAREUP AGAIN. Thank fucking god we decided not to try to go to Utah today. 😩

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 12

The number of times my boyfriend and I sang this to each other yesterday is frankly a little embarrassing:

youtube.com/shorts/V4ygI...

le poisson steve

YouTube video by vigz

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Reposted by Kate Windheuser

Cacti @cacti222.bsky.social · May 11

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Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 9

The BF: Smashing Pumpkins remind me of a Butterfinger

The rest of us:

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 8

Did the Nuggets all collectively forget how to play basketball right before this game?

87 points given up BEFORE HALFTIME?

NUGGIES I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN UGH

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 6

Mac user friends, I just got a Macbook Air, it's my first Mac of my own since my last one got stolen in like 2011 or so.

Any pro tips on must have software/games/things you can't get on PC?

I still have a windows machine too so I plan to do most of my gaming on that, if that helps.

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 5

May the 4th be with you from my better half

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 5

Tell us you can't read well enough to follow subtitles without admitting you can't read well enough to follow subtitles, Donnie.

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · May 5

Trump tasks his admin to begin process to institute tariffs on foreign films with a 100% tariff

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · May 3

Blasting the Reagan Youth album that came in the mail today followed by some Crass...it's an anarcho-punk kind of day.

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Apr 29

Update, greenies worked, they are magical!! I am sold on these things.

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Apr 29

Just went looking for the cat since I hadn't seen him in a while. Found him in the bed in the other room...he borrowed the one braincell all orange cats share to figure out how to tuck himself under the covers to sleep.

Robin: "MOOOOOMMMM...stop it and let me snooze plz"

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Apr 29

I have some catnip flavored greenies coming tonight!

Kate Windheuser @katekaos303.bsky.social · Apr 28

Just putting it in food - works if the pill isn't bitter at all, most of his don't work for this

Crushing it and putting it in a lil water and shooting it in his mouth - spits it right back out, possibly foams at the mouth

SEND HELP PLZ.

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