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restarting my priv twitter thread of dumb shit my friends text me:
if i lose a ticket to a hiatus army i WILL be kermitting mordor
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i keep seeing tiktoks ab bts ticketing STOPPPP DONT TELL THEM THE SECRETSSSS
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
in fact i could bike or take vta to the venue so take out uber or parking money. gimme another $50
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
if bts come to levi’s stadium i wont have to spend money on hotel and travel so i will have at least $700 more to spend on a ticket 😌 girl math
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
2/3 of the way thru this book and finally deciding to look up what a mate drink is
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
devastated to report that stretching after my hiit class did in fact decrease my soreness
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
like the sheer number of people running around falsely stating that NJ tried to terminate bc of XYZ when theres literally articles upon articles listing all of their actual legal arguments 😭
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i truly believe i can tell the level of someone’s media literacy by what they know and think about the nwjns court case
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
wake up babe new newjeans drama update just dropped
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
pros: the cookies are cute and the game is well made

cons: the cookie lore is crazy + sooo many tasks and missions
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
broke: buying an ipad pro to draw and never actually drawing with it
bespoke: digging out said ipad pro to play cookie run kingdom on a bigger screen
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
like awww is this baby’s first gay media? is this wittle baby’s fiwst yaoi???
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
heated rivalry discourse is so funny bc its all just rehashed fujoshi/yaoi discourse that people are acting like they just came up with. i’ve played these games before!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
damn the sharks kinda dogshit rn
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
THE DOOMED YURI BECAME EVEN MORE DOOMED AT THE END???
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
like wdym u love e/o but wont act on ur feelings bc u live in a futuristic turbo capitalist hellscape where they literally cryofreeze u when ur not working so u have no way of guaranteeing u two would ever wake up at the same time or place in the future
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
why did this alien scifi book im reading lowkey give me doomed yuri
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
second is the woman running a free muslim matchmaking service and posting ab the unreasonable applicants she gets
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i love stumbling upon niche community drama on tiktok like why am i a non-adoptee watching a bunch of adoptees fight over whether its okay to seek out ur bio parents in a closed adoption
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i do not understand why this book has a 4+ average rating on goodreads
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
people are truly uniquely insane about jungkook. maybe it’ll be easier to get tix next year now 🤪
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
is it just over the speculation hes dating winter or smth else lmao
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
cant believe i got a failing grade at the blood donation center
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
after reading 8 books in the past 3 weeks ive come to the conclusion that run-on sentences are clearly not as big of a deal as i was led to believe in 5th grade
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM