Kat
@katriddell.bsky.social
writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” “lewd but a gentleman.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. 🏳️🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns)
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Kat
@katriddell.bsky.social
· Oct 11
I mostly read romance and horror bc if someone’s guts aren’t being somehow rearranged then I’m really not interested.
how mad do we think Enjolras was when he woke up in the afterlife and realized Marius wasn’t gonna show up
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
how mad do we think Enjolras was when he woke up in the afterlife and realized Marius wasn’t gonna show up
I don’t know whether to blame tonight’s performance in the kitchen on the adhd or on brain fog, but either way this coffee cake is in god’s hands
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I don’t know whether to blame tonight’s performance in the kitchen on the adhd or on brain fog, but either way this coffee cake is in god’s hands
I sure talk a big game about cooked fruit being an abomination when I don’t even eat fresh fruit
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I sure talk a big game about cooked fruit being an abomination when I don’t even eat fresh fruit
Sloppers: we deserve AI so that we can bring our ideas to life even though we don’t have the skills to
Also Sloppers: we’ve run out of ideas and don’t know how to come up with new ones, AI should be able to come up with ideas for us
Also Sloppers: we’ve run out of ideas and don’t know how to come up with new ones, AI should be able to come up with ideas for us
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sloppers: we deserve AI so that we can bring our ideas to life even though we don’t have the skills to
Also Sloppers: we’ve run out of ideas and don’t know how to come up with new ones, AI should be able to come up with ideas for us
Also Sloppers: we’ve run out of ideas and don’t know how to come up with new ones, AI should be able to come up with ideas for us
Happy “adjust to new glasses” day to me
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy “adjust to new glasses” day to me
Why do I have zero (0) sets of US5 knitting needles
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why do I have zero (0) sets of US5 knitting needles
Realized I’ve never shared this one, so here’s the three dozen hot penises story
Once for my brother’s birthday my mother boiled hot dogs but forgot to stab them and they didn’t explode but they DID swell up to the approx girth of an avg penis and I had to run to the store while she had to figure out how to throw away 3 dozen hot penises without eight 12yo boys seeing them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Realized I’ve never shared this one, so here’s the three dozen hot penises story
I’ve got maccy cheese with peas and hot dogs, I just uploaded like 150 more photos of Alan Rickman to my digital frame, things are good in Mojo Dojo Casa Riddell tonight
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’ve got maccy cheese with peas and hot dogs, I just uploaded like 150 more photos of Alan Rickman to my digital frame, things are good in Mojo Dojo Casa Riddell tonight
Me, taking out my letter opener to open an envelope postmarked San Francisco: ooh, what news from the bay??
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Me, taking out my letter opener to open an envelope postmarked San Francisco: ooh, what news from the bay??
One year for thanksgiving we put my dad in charge of the pearl onions and he asked me what a roux was and I responded, “the base for béchamel, 50-50 flour and fat,” and he nodded, said thanks, and the immediately went and asked my mother what a roux was.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One year for thanksgiving we put my dad in charge of the pearl onions and he asked me what a roux was and I responded, “the base for béchamel, 50-50 flour and fat,” and he nodded, said thanks, and the immediately went and asked my mother what a roux was.
I have three (3) slides about copyright, who wants to guess how many times I typed “pubic domain”
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I have three (3) slides about copyright, who wants to guess how many times I typed “pubic domain”
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Jesus. They want $473.33 to fix my mirror. Not only do I not have that, I have no way to get that. That’s parts and labour. If anybody can help at all, I may be able to borrow a little from my brother. Please. I cannot keep driving without a rear view mirror
PayPal.me/quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Not $app
PayPal.me/quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Not $app
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November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jesus. They want $473.33 to fix my mirror. Not only do I not have that, I have no way to get that. That’s parts and labour. If anybody can help at all, I may be able to borrow a little from my brother. Please. I cannot keep driving without a rear view mirror
PayPal.me/quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Not $app
PayPal.me/quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Not $app
Put away the laundry that’s been hanging in my office for ten days, it took me five minutes, I will learn nothing from this experience.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Put away the laundry that’s been hanging in my office for ten days, it took me five minutes, I will learn nothing from this experience.
“Kat why were you wearing your house slippers outside to begin with” listen I am not in charge of when I change my shoes, the adhd is
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“Kat why were you wearing your house slippers outside to begin with” listen I am not in charge of when I change my shoes, the adhd is
I just stepped in a dead mouse in my house slippers, I didn’t know I could retch that loudly
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I just stepped in a dead mouse in my house slippers, I didn’t know I could retch that loudly
How can I ever be expected to get anything done when Coleslaw is sitting here with her kissable face
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
How can I ever be expected to get anything done when Coleslaw is sitting here with her kissable face
Short thread, but I’m push back on OP’s statement that he spends more money on books than he does anything else and it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna download free ones too.
Paying some authors does not absolve you of stealing from other authors.
Paying some authors does not absolve you of stealing from other authors.
He lives in Montreal. Famous for not having access to literature.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Short thread, but I’m push back on OP’s statement that he spends more money on books than he does anything else and it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna download free ones too.
Paying some authors does not absolve you of stealing from other authors.
Paying some authors does not absolve you of stealing from other authors.
It has been zero (0) days since last fire-related incident
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It has been zero (0) days since last fire-related incident
I am 98% sure my mother isn’t on bsky at all so y’all can see how her first xmas sock turned out 🧶
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am 98% sure my mother isn’t on bsky at all so y’all can see how her first xmas sock turned out 🧶
Coleslaw: *lying in a sunbeam, panting heavily*
Me: you know, if you’re too hot you can move into the shade
Coleslaw: that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
Me: you know, if you’re too hot you can move into the shade
Coleslaw: that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Coleslaw: *lying in a sunbeam, panting heavily*
Me: you know, if you’re too hot you can move into the shade
Coleslaw: that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
Me: you know, if you’re too hot you can move into the shade
Coleslaw: that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
Went to the neighborhood fancy grocery today and got their sweet potato, butternut squash, and red onion hash for thanksgiving, and I think to go with it I’m going to do the cassoulet bean gratin from this month’s bean club newsletter.
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Went to the neighborhood fancy grocery today and got their sweet potato, butternut squash, and red onion hash for thanksgiving, and I think to go with it I’m going to do the cassoulet bean gratin from this month’s bean club newsletter.
Hypoglycemia report: I just poured maple syrup into a shot glass
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hypoglycemia report: I just poured maple syrup into a shot glass
People told me for years I’d be a good librarian and I didn’t think I’d enjoy it and then freshman year of undergrad I stumbled across the Unshelved webcomic and realized “oh actually I would enjoy this,” so I went to my campus library and asked them for a work study position.
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
People told me for years I’d be a good librarian and I didn’t think I’d enjoy it and then freshman year of undergrad I stumbled across the Unshelved webcomic and realized “oh actually I would enjoy this,” so I went to my campus library and asked them for a work study position.
Coleslaw, a living solar panel: oh boy I love living room sunbeams! I am so happy to lie on momther and soak up all the rays!
Me, a fucking vampire: baby. babe. can you please let me up. I’m dying.
Me, a fucking vampire: baby. babe. can you please let me up. I’m dying.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Coleslaw, a living solar panel: oh boy I love living room sunbeams! I am so happy to lie on momther and soak up all the rays!
Me, a fucking vampire: baby. babe. can you please let me up. I’m dying.
Me, a fucking vampire: baby. babe. can you please let me up. I’m dying.
Lads I went to make a gin sprite and I thought to myself “I’d better not make a gin milk again” and you’ll never believe what happened
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Lads I went to make a gin sprite and I thought to myself “I’d better not make a gin milk again” and you’ll never believe what happened