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Kat Out of Hell

@katriddell.bsky.social

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writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” “lewd but a gentleman.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. 🏳️‍🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns)

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · Oct 11

I mostly read romance and horror bc if someone’s guts aren’t being somehow rearranged then I’m really not interested.

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 2h

girl spent almost her whole life with no marriage proposals only to die with five husbands and a wife, legends never die (they turn into bloofer ladies)

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 2h

Annika: me and will have been talking about dracula all day without you

Me: does friendship mean nothing to you

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 2h

Pls do not forget “Mina I love you so much, while I am cumming to death pls take my literal engagement ring to use as your wedding ring”

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t know when exactly I hit the wall but I can definitely tell I’ve run straight through it, so now it’s time for maccy cheese

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 7h

Second thrift store: still no coats, but found a Columbia rain shell, a pair of corduroys, a pair of 10” screw clamps, and a foldable crate that *should* work for top-of-cupboard kitchen storage

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 10h

Noooo 😭

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 10h

First thrift store done. Didn’t find my Coats but I did pick up an Eddie Bauer bomber that warmth-wise is right between my denim jacket and my quilted jacket, several books, three dolls’ heads, and a painting of geese and ducks.

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 10h

It’s the real leather that gets me every time, but I love myself too much to settle for plastic.

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 12h

Fortunately I have heavy artillery in reserves (werewolf mpreg)

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 12h

Mr. Cheese has broken the ceasefire (sent me a picture of an evil fork)

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 12h

Mum: *video calls me at 11 ayem*

Me: *answers, clearly still in bed with glasses off*

Mum: are you feeing okay?

Me: yeah, we just haven’t gotten out of bed yet; I’ve been scrolling and Coleslaw is lying on my tummy

Mum: well, I guess that’s a good way to spend a Saturday morning

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 12h

Stretch goal: real leather black motorcycle jacket (I have been looking for several years now, it’s gonna feel so good when I finally find it)

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 12h

(These coats are not strictly *needs* except insofar that I have an emotional need to look hot while walking around downtown in winter)

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 12h

Body is still full of various pharmaceuticals from overdoing it on Thursday, BUT I am going to go to at least one (perhaps two!) thrift store in search of a long puffer jacket and a wool overcoat.

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

Maintenance people on the internet: hello I am super handy and can tell you how to fix anything in your apartment!

Maintenance people employed by my property manager: I mean, it’s just a couple inches of caulk, so you can probably use the tub in like two hours

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

Schrödinger’s husband: as long as we don’t decipher the census form he is both alive and dead at the same time

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

Not yet! But I don’t watch tons of television, so I’m way behind.

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

That is not the assumption! But *I* read them because I am gay.

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

Does Coleslaw know that I let her win at slappy paws? That my paws are bigger and slappier than hers, and that I could so easily defeat her were I not overcome with affection??

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

“Am I glad I’m reading it? Yes. Am I HAPPY I’m reading it? Lol. Lmao.”

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

“Get checkmated, loser”

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

I got three (3) Armistad Maupins at the library book sale and the volunteer was like “oh and you have three by the same author!” and i had to bite my tongue so hard so I wouldn’t just blurt out “yes I am a faggot.”

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

🪇🌿🍋

Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

if you want to try positively comparing yourself to others… i have managed 0 socializations or sukkahs

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 1d

bendydick cumsalot