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Kaurifish

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Pride & Prejudice fan fic writer at large (she/her) Index of my works at kaurifish.net Relentlessly Californian.

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Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · Jan 19

Into Pride & Prejudice variations where Lizzy ruthlessly torments Darcy before inevitably falling for his ardent admiration?
There's also a Charlotte/Col. Fitzwilliam plot line and Wickham dies.
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A Teasing Courtship: A Pride & Prejudice Variation

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Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 10h

The unities are still wrapped around some people's throats like an ill-advised tourniquet.

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 1d

Three a year (this being the second year). Two novels, one short story collection. But I'm going to have to move fast to get the Grovel collection out before Christmas.

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 1d

I broke out the F/F plot into its own story. But the mixed one got me my only homophobic comment (on FFN, in Portugese 🤷‍♀️)

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 1d

Deserved a 5-movie series at minimum

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Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 1d

My D was like 11 when I finally got tested (went off milk to reduce congestion because asthma, living the life of an office-working cave dweller).
Got prescribed 60,000-unit weekly dose. It was kinda magical. But I'd been really fracked up. Do not recommend.

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 1d

Best trilogy ever.

Colbert's "Lord of the Rings" Rap Celebrates 20 Years Of The Greatest Trilogy In Movie History

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 1d

Mary wasn't wrong about everything.

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 1d

I've met some little dogs who didn't have the dog smell.
OTOH, breeding clearly had made them not really dogs anymore.

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 2d

Where loved = having holes licked through your skin and having a tail shoved in your face in unexpected moments.
I love my cats, but I understand why people trained on dogs don't get us.

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Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 3d

Mostly I remember passing through the city wall and eating Yorkshire pudding. Best English food I had other than tea.

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 3d

It's finally Thomcord grape season. I'm not sure what genius crossed the Concord and Thompson Seedless grapes, but the result is the epitome of grapiness with a tiny crunch of seed in the middle. 10/10

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 3d

It's 20-fracking-25 and we still can't escape the old memes. Watching S2 of Andor and suddenly we're back in S6 of Buffy. 😡

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 3d

A judge dismissed an Author's Guild suit against Meta for stealing novels for LitGen, including mine (the Regency vampire one).
Frack these thieves.

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 3d

"Yes, death is coming for us all but the things I do to forestall that are painful."

Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 4d

Still more enjoyable than Dumas' "The Massacres in the South."

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Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 4d

Dealing with IKEA all morning has left me in a foul mood. Only when I have to be effective with a customer service person who is not paid enough to deal with the fallout of corporate bs does my generally pleasant mood fail.
It's hard to write romance when you want to mangle some c-suite exec.
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