kaxy monoxy
@kaxymonoxy.bsky.social
they/she/he
moonwalking into the forest
i have eyes everywhere
indie gamer and speedrunner
https://linktr.ee/kaxymonoxy
moonwalking into the forest
i have eyes everywhere
indie gamer and speedrunner
https://linktr.ee/kaxymonoxy
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place your bets on team salt or team caffeine over who will cause my heart attack in 20-40 years
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
place your bets on team salt or team caffeine over who will cause my heart attack in 20-40 years
every day the salt and the caffeine in my body wage a war over a claim to my heart. the only reason I still live is because they kill eachother before killing me. that's science.
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 AM
every day the salt and the caffeine in my body wage a war over a claim to my heart. the only reason I still live is because they kill eachother before killing me. that's science.
i am to myself what the rock is to sisyphus
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 AM
i am to myself what the rock is to sisyphus
to cling to normalcy and the mundane (maintaining a healthy sleep schedule) is to reject whimsy and joy (staying up to 7am and eating pretzels)
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 AM
to cling to normalcy and the mundane (maintaining a healthy sleep schedule) is to reject whimsy and joy (staying up to 7am and eating pretzels)
brushing your teeth will sometimes reveal to you long forgotten information, supposedly preserved by the mirror world.
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
brushing your teeth will sometimes reveal to you long forgotten information, supposedly preserved by the mirror world.
cant fight a class war when youre busy with a culture war - been the case for years - this is not news
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
cant fight a class war when youre busy with a culture war - been the case for years - this is not news
i do not understand "is X good for my first run" questions. like based on what. what do you want. compared to WR? no bro its not. compared to others first runs? we dont know man why do you even need to know that
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 AM
i do not understand "is X good for my first run" questions. like based on what. what do you want. compared to WR? no bro its not. compared to others first runs? we dont know man why do you even need to know that
i am the worlds youngest hag
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i am the worlds youngest hag
my head is full of elements
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
my head is full of elements
we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
ah fuck I took the nitrogen instead of estrogen and now I'm suffocating to death
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 PM
ah fuck I took the nitrogen instead of estrogen and now I'm suffocating to death
ive been poured down the drain as if i were an expired substance found in the back of the fridge
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
ive been poured down the drain as if i were an expired substance found in the back of the fridge
my madeline is not moving like she use to does anyone have any motor oil
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
my madeline is not moving like she use to does anyone have any motor oil
i was created in a lab for nefarious purpose
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
i was created in a lab for nefarious purpose
my garden is full of vibrant colors but you need the mantis shrimp eye cones to understand it
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
my garden is full of vibrant colors but you need the mantis shrimp eye cones to understand it
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BORN TO INTERNET
REALITY IS A FUCK
阿鼻叫喚Approval Desire 2026
I am internet girl
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REALITY IS A FUCK
阿鼻叫喚Approval Desire 2026
I am internet girl
410,757,864,530 POSTS ONLINE
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
BORN TO INTERNET
REALITY IS A FUCK
阿鼻叫喚Approval Desire 2026
I am internet girl
410,757,864,530 POSTS ONLINE
REALITY IS A FUCK
阿鼻叫喚Approval Desire 2026
I am internet girl
410,757,864,530 POSTS ONLINE
sandbox game haters be like "this is so boring" my brother in christ. you boxed the sand
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
sandbox game haters be like "this is so boring" my brother in christ. you boxed the sand
you can take the 5-hour-energy equivalent of a shower by washing your face, tying your hair up, applying deodorant, and putting a new tshirt on. but be careful.
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
you can take the 5-hour-energy equivalent of a shower by washing your face, tying your hair up, applying deodorant, and putting a new tshirt on. but be careful.
youd think that something ive been doing for 1/3rd of my entire life is something id be really good at, but no, i am really really bad at sleeping
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 PM
youd think that something ive been doing for 1/3rd of my entire life is something id be really good at, but no, i am really really bad at sleeping
imo sprinklers should produce snow if its freezing out
January 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
imo sprinklers should produce snow if its freezing out
never ask a misogynist the gender of their girlfriend
January 23, 2026 at 11:04 PM
never ask a misogynist the gender of their girlfriend
my brain is not from around here. it doesnt understand what im saying to it, and all it can communicate to me is counting to ten, asking for water, and asking where the bathroom is.
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 PM
my brain is not from around here. it doesnt understand what im saying to it, and all it can communicate to me is counting to ten, asking for water, and asking where the bathroom is.
no more love triangles. we are building hate triangles. and soon, we will move onto more advanced shapes of hatred.
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
no more love triangles. we are building hate triangles. and soon, we will move onto more advanced shapes of hatred.
the mirror has been giving me the side eye for days now. i dont know what i did to upset it.
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
the mirror has been giving me the side eye for days now. i dont know what i did to upset it.
no matter. whiskey and chocolate will solve this.
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
no matter. whiskey and chocolate will solve this.