Kaylan_TX
@kaylan.bsky.social
Former Republican, chud slayer extraordinaire & frequent shitposter. I’m not just an ally, I’m an accomplice! I’m well aware I’m not for everyone. Follow me at your own risk. #ReceiptQueen🧾👸
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🧐Why didn’t I save for a man’s bills HE is responsible for?
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
Why didn't you save? Why do you need handouts? Maybe skip hair bleaching and blowouts and nails. You sound like a welfare queen.
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
🧐Why didn’t I save for a man’s bills HE is responsible for?
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
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UPDATE #4: Today I spent 45 minutes on the phone speaking with the detective working on the case as we’ve been iced in all week here in Texas & he said he’d be coming by the house tomorrow to meet with me in person so he can collect the pile of evidence I’ve accumulated to turn over to him🙏
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January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
UPDATE #4: Today I spent 45 minutes on the phone speaking with the detective working on the case as we’ve been iced in all week here in Texas & he said he’d be coming by the house tomorrow to meet with me in person so he can collect the pile of evidence I’ve accumulated to turn over to him🙏
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“Christ on a sequined Pegasus, I despise women who carry water for the patriarchy by stepping on the backs of other women.”
I want this on a T-shirt.
I want this on a T-shirt.
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
“Christ on a sequined Pegasus, I despise women who carry water for the patriarchy by stepping on the backs of other women.”
I want this on a T-shirt.
I want this on a T-shirt.
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The gynecologist listed in the Epstein files is why the rest of us are losing access to abortions. That’s precisely where trump got his ‘post-birth abortion’ story.
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The gynecologist listed in the Epstein files is why the rest of us are losing access to abortions. That’s precisely where trump got his ‘post-birth abortion’ story.
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She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
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Hope she enjoys that extra inch on her leash🤷♀️
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Hope she enjoys that extra inch on her leash🤷♀️
🧐Why didn’t I save for a man’s bills HE is responsible for?
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
Why didn't you save? Why do you need handouts? Maybe skip hair bleaching and blowouts and nails. You sound like a welfare queen.
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
🧐Why didn’t I save for a man’s bills HE is responsible for?
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
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in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
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big thanks to @theguardian.com for making my Musk-Epstein blogging workload a little lighter with this fantastic rundown of Kimbal Musk's sordid involvement with Epstein
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Epstein engineered intimate relationship for Tesla’s Kimbal Musk, emails show
Elon Musk’s younger brother and the woman were involved for about six months between 2012 and 2013
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
big thanks to @theguardian.com for making my Musk-Epstein blogging workload a little lighter with this fantastic rundown of Kimbal Musk's sordid involvement with Epstein
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Nothing about this fascist regime surprises me anymore, but for the WH Press Secretary to literally say "we've moved on" from the files is beyond the fucking pale.
KKKaroline, we're not moving on, but nice try, sis.
We're coming and we WILL NOT STOP.
KKKaroline, we're not moving on, but nice try, sis.
We're coming and we WILL NOT STOP.
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Nothing about this fascist regime surprises me anymore, but for the WH Press Secretary to literally say "we've moved on" from the files is beyond the fucking pale.
KKKaroline, we're not moving on, but nice try, sis.
We're coming and we WILL NOT STOP.
KKKaroline, we're not moving on, but nice try, sis.
We're coming and we WILL NOT STOP.
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I can't buy you a gift, but let me say that you have given much good to the world and helped people. You have made a wonderful positive contribution to the world. The benefits of those changes will outlive you. Many people recognize your efforts, and we thank you.
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I can't buy you a gift, but let me say that you have given much good to the world and helped people. You have made a wonderful positive contribution to the world. The benefits of those changes will outlive you. Many people recognize your efforts, and we thank you.
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@kaylan.bsky.social I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday beautiful 🎂🎈🥳
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
@kaylan.bsky.social I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday beautiful 🎂🎈🥳
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I appreciate you🙏.
I’m trying to hang in there. My son’s birthday is this Sunday the 15th so I’ve been trying to prepare for that. It’s his big “double digits” birthday AKA he’s turning 10 (which is a big deal to him) so I’ve been trying to refocus on just trying to make it special for him💚
I’m trying to hang in there. My son’s birthday is this Sunday the 15th so I’ve been trying to prepare for that. It’s his big “double digits” birthday AKA he’s turning 10 (which is a big deal to him) so I’ve been trying to refocus on just trying to make it special for him💚
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I appreciate you🙏.
I’m trying to hang in there. My son’s birthday is this Sunday the 15th so I’ve been trying to prepare for that. It’s his big “double digits” birthday AKA he’s turning 10 (which is a big deal to him) so I’ve been trying to refocus on just trying to make it special for him💚
I’m trying to hang in there. My son’s birthday is this Sunday the 15th so I’ve been trying to prepare for that. It’s his big “double digits” birthday AKA he’s turning 10 (which is a big deal to him) so I’ve been trying to refocus on just trying to make it special for him💚
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I’m sharing the link again below for anyone who wants to help in reaching our goal with the ever mounting bills since seeking legal help was necessary. Even just sharing helps🫂🩷
I’m so appreciative of all the support so many of you offered through this nightmare I hope is coming to an end🙏
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I’m so appreciative of all the support so many of you offered through this nightmare I hope is coming to an end🙏
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January 29, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I’m sharing the link again below for anyone who wants to help in reaching our goal with the ever mounting bills since seeking legal help was necessary. Even just sharing helps🫂🩷
I’m so appreciative of all the support so many of you offered through this nightmare I hope is coming to an end🙏
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I’m so appreciative of all the support so many of you offered through this nightmare I hope is coming to an end🙏
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That said, I’m still under immense stress from the mounting legal bills since I had to hire an attorney to help with both obtaining protection from him and for the enormous amount of debt he stuck me with paying (see proof of funds spent below)👇
Thank you to those who’ve donated thus far🙏
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Thank you to those who’ve donated thus far🙏
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January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
That said, I’m still under immense stress from the mounting legal bills since I had to hire an attorney to help with both obtaining protection from him and for the enormous amount of debt he stuck me with paying (see proof of funds spent below)👇
Thank you to those who’ve donated thus far🙏
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Thank you to those who’ve donated thus far🙏
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Here's tonight's #TimelineCleanse.
This cat, Flounder Meatloaf is so unbelievably brilliant & entertaining. She loves(she's obsessed)watching the cartoon Pocahontas, so her mom organized a special meeting for her.
If you ever need to pick me up, go scroll her feed on Instagram.
This cat, Flounder Meatloaf is so unbelievably brilliant & entertaining. She loves(she's obsessed)watching the cartoon Pocahontas, so her mom organized a special meeting for her.
If you ever need to pick me up, go scroll her feed on Instagram.
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Here's tonight's #TimelineCleanse.
This cat, Flounder Meatloaf is so unbelievably brilliant & entertaining. She loves(she's obsessed)watching the cartoon Pocahontas, so her mom organized a special meeting for her.
If you ever need to pick me up, go scroll her feed on Instagram.
This cat, Flounder Meatloaf is so unbelievably brilliant & entertaining. She loves(she's obsessed)watching the cartoon Pocahontas, so her mom organized a special meeting for her.
If you ever need to pick me up, go scroll her feed on Instagram.
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The American government is torturing people!
This is being done with our taxpayer dollars in our name!
Will you stand against this horror?
Will you talk about it to friends?
Will you call Congress & demand accountability?
202-224-3121
This is a 2 part video because of the 3 min limit on bsky.🧵
This is being done with our taxpayer dollars in our name!
Will you stand against this horror?
Will you talk about it to friends?
Will you call Congress & demand accountability?
202-224-3121
This is a 2 part video because of the 3 min limit on bsky.🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The American government is torturing people!
This is being done with our taxpayer dollars in our name!
Will you stand against this horror?
Will you talk about it to friends?
Will you call Congress & demand accountability?
202-224-3121
This is a 2 part video because of the 3 min limit on bsky.🧵
This is being done with our taxpayer dollars in our name!
Will you stand against this horror?
Will you talk about it to friends?
Will you call Congress & demand accountability?
202-224-3121
This is a 2 part video because of the 3 min limit on bsky.🧵
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For ppl who have $65 to spare, pls support the reporters at the Minnesota Star Tribune with an annual digital subscription.
January 25, 2026 at 5:54 AM
For ppl who have $65 to spare, pls support the reporters at the Minnesota Star Tribune with an annual digital subscription.