Kaylan_TX
@kaylan.bsky.social
Former Republican, chud slayer extraordinaire & frequent shitposter. I’m not just an ally, I’m an accomplice! I’m well aware I’m not for everyone. Follow me at your own risk. #ReceiptQueen🧾👸
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UPDATE: I want to express my appreciation for the outpouring of support so many of you have generously given🙏
That said, I’ve now had to retain an attorney on top of everything else for defamation & the nonstop harassment of both myself & my elderly parents, now requiring seeking a protective order
That said, I’ve now had to retain an attorney on top of everything else for defamation & the nonstop harassment of both myself & my elderly parents, now requiring seeking a protective order
I’d been asked about a GoFundMe by several of you fine folks ever since I had my seizure due to the stress of dealing with extreme emotional & financial abuse I’d been experiencing so my friend Jamie put one together with further details. The outpouring of support has been so very appreciated🙏🩵
Donate to Help Kaylan Overcome Financial Abuse and Stay Afloat, organized by Jamie Citizen
Thank you for taking a moment to show your support. My name is Jami… Jamie Citizen needs your support for Help Kaylan Overcome Financial Abuse and Stay Afloat
gofund.me
January 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
UPDATE: I want to express my appreciation for the outpouring of support so many of you have generously given🙏
That said, I’ve now had to retain an attorney on top of everything else for defamation & the nonstop harassment of both myself & my elderly parents, now requiring seeking a protective order
That said, I’ve now had to retain an attorney on top of everything else for defamation & the nonstop harassment of both myself & my elderly parents, now requiring seeking a protective order
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Sharing this again as I’m still dealing with this ongoing nightmare and mounting legal bills to fight back. Every dollar helps & even just sharing it is appreciated🙏🩷
(P.S. Receipts of where the donations have been spent are posted in the updates)
(P.S. Receipts of where the donations have been spent are posted in the updates)
I’d been asked about a GoFundMe by several of you fine folks ever since I had my seizure due to the stress of dealing with extreme emotional & financial abuse I’d been experiencing so my friend Jamie put one together with further details. The outpouring of support has been so very appreciated🙏🩵
Donate to Help Kaylan Overcome Financial Abuse and Stay Afloat, organized by Jamie Citizen
Thank you for taking a moment to show your support. My name is Jami… Jamie Citizen needs your support for Help Kaylan Overcome Financial Abuse and Stay Afloat
gofund.me
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Sharing this again as I’m still dealing with this ongoing nightmare and mounting legal bills to fight back. Every dollar helps & even just sharing it is appreciated🙏🩷
(P.S. Receipts of where the donations have been spent are posted in the updates)
(P.S. Receipts of where the donations have been spent are posted in the updates)
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I’d been asked about a GoFundMe by several of you fine folks ever since I had my seizure due to the stress of dealing with extreme emotional & financial abuse I’d been experiencing so my friend Jamie put one together with further details. The outpouring of support has been so very appreciated🙏🩵
Donate to Help Kaylan Overcome Financial Abuse and Stay Afloat, organized by Jamie Citizen
Thank you for taking a moment to show your support. My name is Jami… Jamie Citizen needs your support for Help Kaylan Overcome Financial Abuse and Stay Afloat
gofund.me
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’d been asked about a GoFundMe by several of you fine folks ever since I had my seizure due to the stress of dealing with extreme emotional & financial abuse I’d been experiencing so my friend Jamie put one together with further details. The outpouring of support has been so very appreciated🙏🩵
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For those unaware, a quick primer on perhaps the most dangerous of the oligarchs.
Peter Thiel.
Peter Thiel.
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
For those unaware, a quick primer on perhaps the most dangerous of the oligarchs.
Peter Thiel.
Peter Thiel.
The way I screamed, y’all🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭💀
The “your” and not “you’re” is killing me but it still had me cackling this morning🤣🤣🤣
The “your” and not “you’re” is killing me but it still had me cackling this morning🤣🤣🤣
February 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The way I screamed, y’all🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭💀
The “your” and not “you’re” is killing me but it still had me cackling this morning🤣🤣🤣
The “your” and not “you’re” is killing me but it still had me cackling this morning🤣🤣🤣
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Happy corporate spending day!
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Happy corporate spending day!
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Please support my friend
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Please support my friend
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🧐Why didn’t I save for a man’s bills HE is responsible for?
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
🧐Why didn’t I save for a man’s bills HE is responsible for?
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
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UPDATE #4: Today I spent 45 minutes on the phone speaking with the detective working on the case as we’ve been iced in all week here in Texas & he said he’d be coming by the house tomorrow to meet with me in person so he can collect the pile of evidence I’ve accumulated to turn over to him🙏
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January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
UPDATE #4: Today I spent 45 minutes on the phone speaking with the detective working on the case as we’ve been iced in all week here in Texas & he said he’d be coming by the house tomorrow to meet with me in person so he can collect the pile of evidence I’ve accumulated to turn over to him🙏
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“Christ on a sequined Pegasus, I despise women who carry water for the patriarchy by stepping on the backs of other women.”
I want this on a T-shirt.
I want this on a T-shirt.
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
“Christ on a sequined Pegasus, I despise women who carry water for the patriarchy by stepping on the backs of other women.”
I want this on a T-shirt.
I want this on a T-shirt.
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The gynecologist listed in the Epstein files is why the rest of us are losing access to abortions. That’s precisely where trump got his ‘post-birth abortion’ story.
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The gynecologist listed in the Epstein files is why the rest of us are losing access to abortions. That’s precisely where trump got his ‘post-birth abortion’ story.
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She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
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Hope she enjoys that extra inch on her leash🤷♀️
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Hope she enjoys that extra inch on her leash🤷♀️
🧐Why didn’t I save for a man’s bills HE is responsible for?
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
🧐Why didn’t I save for a man’s bills HE is responsible for?
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
You sound like someone shaming & blaming victims of abuse.
Those who donated did so because they cared & wanted to, nobody was forced.
Shaming & blaming abuse victims is gross & uncalled for. You don’t wanna donate, cool. Keep scrolling.
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in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
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big thanks to @theguardian.com for making my Musk-Epstein blogging workload a little lighter with this fantastic rundown of Kimbal Musk's sordid involvement with Epstein
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Epstein engineered intimate relationship for Tesla’s Kimbal Musk, emails show
Elon Musk’s younger brother and the woman were involved for about six months between 2012 and 2013
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
big thanks to @theguardian.com for making my Musk-Epstein blogging workload a little lighter with this fantastic rundown of Kimbal Musk's sordid involvement with Epstein
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Nothing about this fascist regime surprises me anymore, but for the WH Press Secretary to literally say "we've moved on" from the files is beyond the fucking pale.
KKKaroline, we're not moving on, but nice try, sis.
We're coming and we WILL NOT STOP.
KKKaroline, we're not moving on, but nice try, sis.
We're coming and we WILL NOT STOP.
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Nothing about this fascist regime surprises me anymore, but for the WH Press Secretary to literally say "we've moved on" from the files is beyond the fucking pale.
KKKaroline, we're not moving on, but nice try, sis.
We're coming and we WILL NOT STOP.
KKKaroline, we're not moving on, but nice try, sis.
We're coming and we WILL NOT STOP.
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@kaylan.bsky.social I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday beautiful 🎂🎈🥳
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
@kaylan.bsky.social I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday beautiful 🎂🎈🥳