Kaylon Unit 420
@kaylonunit420.bsky.social
angryboi Kaylon who hates organics
"Are you propositioning me?" He questioned before the her full statement registered with him. He made an irritated grunting sound.
"What is it with you biologicals and your obbession with copulation? So many sex jokes...."
"What is it with you biologicals and your obbession with copulation? So many sex jokes...."
Aella could not resist a dirty little snicker at the miscommunication.
"Naa, no worries.
Not going to lube up your balls without a fancy dinner first.
...It's a metaphor.
Slippery as in 'hard to catch' - Difficult to outmanoeuvre in a dogfight."
"Naa, no worries.
Not going to lube up your balls without a fancy dinner first.
...It's a metaphor.
Slippery as in 'hard to catch' - Difficult to outmanoeuvre in a dogfight."
Watching the strange biological inspect his Sphere, 420 tilted his head trying to follow her progress.
"It is indeed a speedy, sturdy ball. I am however certain it is not slippery unless you lubed it up while I was distracted."
"It is indeed a speedy, sturdy ball. I am however certain it is not slippery unless you lubed it up while I was distracted."
October 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"Are you propositioning me?" He questioned before the her full statement registered with him. He made an irritated grunting sound.
"What is it with you biologicals and your obbession with copulation? So many sex jokes...."
"What is it with you biologicals and your obbession with copulation? So many sex jokes...."
Watching the strange biological inspect his Sphere, 420 tilted his head trying to follow her progress.
"It is indeed a speedy, sturdy ball. I am however certain it is not slippery unless you lubed it up while I was distracted."
"It is indeed a speedy, sturdy ball. I am however certain it is not slippery unless you lubed it up while I was distracted."
With a squint Aella curiously inspects @kaylonunit420.bsky.social 's ship, taking a peek inside before walking one lap around it and taking notes.
"You got balls, mate!
...
Speedy, sturdy, slippery balls."
"You got balls, mate!
...
Speedy, sturdy, slippery balls."
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Watching the strange biological inspect his Sphere, 420 tilted his head trying to follow her progress.
"It is indeed a speedy, sturdy ball. I am however certain it is not slippery unless you lubed it up while I was distracted."
"It is indeed a speedy, sturdy ball. I am however certain it is not slippery unless you lubed it up while I was distracted."
"The better pilot?" He questioned, the sound of outrage almost present in his not quite so monotone voice. "While your designation is pilot and mine is tactics, that does not automatically default you to best pilot. In the words of your people, prove it."
Jonesy squinted, undeterred by his menacing demeanour at this point.
"Perhaps...
I'm still the better pilot, so noodle on that one, sweetie."
With a crooked smile she crossed her arms.
She did not take his teasing personally, but she sure as hell would not let it sit like that...
"Perhaps...
I'm still the better pilot, so noodle on that one, sweetie."
With a crooked smile she crossed her arms.
She did not take his teasing personally, but she sure as hell would not let it sit like that...
He glowered at her when booped him, squaring his shoulders and taking a threatening step forward.
"My neural network is far superior to your squishy excuse for a thought processor."
"My neural network is far superior to your squishy excuse for a thought processor."
October 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The better pilot?" He questioned, the sound of outrage almost present in his not quite so monotone voice. "While your designation is pilot and mine is tactics, that does not automatically default you to best pilot. In the words of your people, prove it."
He seems a little stunned for a moment, not sure what to make of her 'organic nonsense.'
It just did not compute for him. "Your thought processes are concerning and erratic. Perhaps see a professional about that." --->
It just did not compute for him. "Your thought processes are concerning and erratic. Perhaps see a professional about that." --->
She gave him a semi-salty snicker.
"Might be your profession, but to me you're also my shipmate, which means that I care about you."
She mimicked his gesture of placing one hand on his forehead.
"...Still no brain in there it seems..." She teasingly spoke before booping his non-existent nose.
"Might be your profession, but to me you're also my shipmate, which means that I care about you."
She mimicked his gesture of placing one hand on his forehead.
"...Still no brain in there it seems..." She teasingly spoke before booping his non-existent nose.
"You're happy I'm here? Strange. You organics are illogical. Of course I'm here. It is my profession."
He took a small step forward and pressed a hand gently to her forehead. "Temperature is within acceptable perimeters. Your work efficiency should not be effected."
He took a small step forward and pressed a hand gently to her forehead. "Temperature is within acceptable perimeters. Your work efficiency should not be effected."
October 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
He seems a little stunned for a moment, not sure what to make of her 'organic nonsense.'
It just did not compute for him. "Your thought processes are concerning and erratic. Perhaps see a professional about that." --->
It just did not compute for him. "Your thought processes are concerning and erratic. Perhaps see a professional about that." --->
"You're happy I'm here? Strange. You organics are illogical. Of course I'm here. It is my profession."
He took a small step forward and pressed a hand gently to her forehead. "Temperature is within acceptable perimeters. Your work efficiency should not be effected."
He took a small step forward and pressed a hand gently to her forehead. "Temperature is within acceptable perimeters. Your work efficiency should not be effected."
She slowly - almost with visible disappointment - peeled off him and gave him a crooked smile.
"Now malfunctioning - I'm just happy you're here!"
"Now malfunctioning - I'm just happy you're here!"
A little take by surprise at the sudden contact, Exile looks at his co-pilot.
"What are you doing? Are you malfunctioning? Remove yourself....."
"What are you doing? Are you malfunctioning? Remove yourself....."
October 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"You're happy I'm here? Strange. You organics are illogical. Of course I'm here. It is my profession."
He took a small step forward and pressed a hand gently to her forehead. "Temperature is within acceptable perimeters. Your work efficiency should not be effected."
He took a small step forward and pressed a hand gently to her forehead. "Temperature is within acceptable perimeters. Your work efficiency should not be effected."
Reposted by Kaylon Unit 420
"Iғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ,
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"
🌸🌺🌸
|[── ↻ & ♡? ──]|
|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"
🌸🌺🌸
|[── ↻ & ♡? ──]|
|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
June 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Iғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ,
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"
🌸🌺🌸
|[── ↻ & ♡? ──]|
|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"
🌸🌺🌸
|[── ↻ & ♡? ──]|
|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
A little take by surprise at the sudden contact, Exile looks at his co-pilot.
"What are you doing? Are you malfunctioning? Remove yourself....."
"What are you doing? Are you malfunctioning? Remove yourself....."
She gives @kaylonunit420.bsky.social a welcoming hug co-pilot.
❤️❤️
❤️❤️
October 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A little take by surprise at the sudden contact, Exile looks at his co-pilot.
"What are you doing? Are you malfunctioning? Remove yourself....."
"What are you doing? Are you malfunctioning? Remove yourself....."
Reposted by Kaylon Unit 420
❞𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜...❞
→ Yᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴇɪɢʙᴏᴜʀʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʟ ᴀɴᴏᴍᴀʟʏ
→ Rᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴋɴɪғᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴍ's ᴡᴀʏ
#StarTrekRP #LowerDecksRP #SciFiRP #MVRP
↻ & ♡?
Iɴғᴏ
↓↓
→ Yᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴇɪɢʙᴏᴜʀʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʟ ᴀɴᴏᴍᴀʟʏ
→ Rᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴋɴɪғᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴍ's ᴡᴀʏ
#StarTrekRP #LowerDecksRP #SciFiRP #MVRP
↻ & ♡?
Iɴғᴏ
↓↓
October 22, 2024 at 6:19 PM
❞𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜...❞
→ Yᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴇɪɢʙᴏᴜʀʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʟ ᴀɴᴏᴍᴀʟʏ
→ Rᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴋɴɪғᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴍ's ᴡᴀʏ
#StarTrekRP #LowerDecksRP #SciFiRP #MVRP
↻ & ♡?
Iɴғᴏ
↓↓
→ Yᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴇɪɢʙᴏᴜʀʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʟ ᴀɴᴏᴍᴀʟʏ
→ Rᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴋɴɪғᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴍ's ᴡᴀʏ
#StarTrekRP #LowerDecksRP #SciFiRP #MVRP
↻ & ♡?
Iɴғᴏ
↓↓
Reposted by Kaylon Unit 420
< 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 >
// 𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚒-𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛-𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝
// 𝚁𝙿 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚡: linktr.ee/Gallunga
// 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 Bsky 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝
🎨&🔗
↓↓
// 𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚒-𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛-𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝
// 𝚁𝙿 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚡: linktr.ee/Gallunga
// 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 Bsky 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝
🎨&🔗
↓↓
October 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM
< 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 >
// 𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚒-𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛-𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝
// 𝚁𝙿 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚡: linktr.ee/Gallunga
// 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 Bsky 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝
🎨&🔗
↓↓
// 𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚒-𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛-𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝
// 𝚁𝙿 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚡: linktr.ee/Gallunga
// 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 Bsky 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝
🎨&🔗
↓↓
Reposted by Kaylon Unit 420
"𝐴𝑠 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑡, 𝐼 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑒𝑑.
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."
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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."
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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
May 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"𝐴𝑠 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑡, 𝐼 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑒𝑑.
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."
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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."
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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
// BOO
|| Antici...
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...Pation!!
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...Pation!!
// Kaylon version of Exile incoming soon. Not sure whether to make a fresh account for that version or just rp him on this one.
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
// BOO