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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 8h

The thought of wearing them make me want to rip off my own arms but hear me out. Very long gloves

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 9h

“More serious talks to come”

This is when they will do what they always do and make outrageous demands and when they are refused they start slaughtering children again. They’ve been doing this for almost 100 years and you think it’s gonna change

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 9h

Im sorry but some of yall never learn. Like yall are celebrating this “ceasefire” too damn quickly.

Not only has Israel already violated the ceasefire they’ve already begun threatening to break it completely.

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 23h

The Arch Angels all take turns screaming at him if his productivity falls or he’s five seconds late for a break or something.

Then they pop back to Heaven and go back to talking shit

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 23h

So annoying I’m about to “um, actually” myself. But yeah ik Jesus didn’t say burn in hell just that they won’t get into heaven. Hell is largely a modern invention.

Maybe when Bezos does he goes to his own purgatory that’s just him working an endless shift at an Amazon warehouse.

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 23h

Pope Leo if he was cool:

*loads shotgun*

WHEN JESUS SAID THE RICH WILL BUR IN HELL HE DIDNT FUCKING STUTTER

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 23h

Pope Leo if he was cool:

*loads shotgun*

WHEN JESUS SAID THE RICH WILL BUR IN HELL HE DIDNT FUCKING STUTTER

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Listen I.. I failed to consider that “all Jewish people have autism” would be an antisemitic conspiracy theory going around this year.

Clearly I should have considered

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

No no you don’t understand we have programs now to teach the “poors” to use the orphan crusher so they can get jobs at the orphan crusher instead of protesting the orphan crusher

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

I feel this. I tbh feel safer at night. The darkness holds no fear for me people do. The moon shall bear no ill will toward me it is man I fear.

Night = fewer men

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like he was supposed to be super conservative and then he pulled the ol’ switcheroo and published the communist manifesto

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

During our investigation here at Blackwater News we spoke to Todd, a member of an order of flagellant monks who worship the corporate pantheon of living gods.

“Whenever I return late from break or miss a deadline I know I must cleanse my soul and make an offering of flesh to the gods”

🎃Spooky Emily🎃 @emmy.baby · 2d

Office Flogger

Picture of a USB hub with all the inputs on their own cables such that it looks like a flogger, on the table next to my key cards

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Btw in case it isn’t crystal fucking clear..

“we (APD) are relying on the ME’s report”

is code for

“we didn’t care enough to do our job and investigate”

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

And while I’m at it please for the love of all that is good simply shut up with your “American fascism started with Trump” nonsense.

Like what do you call the FBI assassinating and mutilating Fred Hampton. I’ll wait…

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Once more begging people to read a damn book or at least listen to the actual millions of people who have spoken about this like 😭

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

“The Black Panthers were radical”

“RADICAL” things done by the Black Panthers

- Armed patrols to protect against ethnic cleansing
- Violent MARXIST ops like feeding starving kids and helping people out of poverty.
- Uniting people of all walks of life against violent oppression.

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Afaik the most radical stance some of them had was Isolationism (by this I mean believing in the need for separate safe spaces for Black folks, run and protected by Black folks)

And to be real I can’t hold that against them

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

“The Black Panthers were radical”

“RADICAL” things done by the Black Panthers

- Armed patrols to protect against ethnic cleansing
- Violent MARXIST ops like feeding starving kids and helping people out of poverty.
- Uniting people of all walks of life against violent oppression.

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

“Unity” without equality is just rebranded white nationalism literally fuck directly off

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

“Purple revolution this, purple revolution that”

Sybau

Yall terrorized so many people for decades and want to act like yall accidentally bumped into someone at the grocery store.

Like “oopsie daisy” ain’t gonna cut it

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

“Purple revolution this, purple revolution that”

Sybau

Yall terrorized so many people for decades and want to act like yall accidentally bumped into someone at the grocery store.

Like “oopsie daisy” ain’t gonna cut it

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Still thinking about the video I saw of a standup comedian asking what one of the attendees did for a living and the guy was like

“I’m a war crimes investigator from Israel”

And the comedian just absolutely lost it like

“I think the call is coming from inside the house”

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

You mean to tell me she isn’t 😭

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 2d

Bro, tin out of tin

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 2d

Listen, if your stick your head directly in the window, squint, and cover your ears it’s almost like there aren’t 300 people coughing on you

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 2d

Which is suppose makes sense, dogs will start barking the moment they feel the vibes are off 😭😂

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 2d

Bsky is such a funny place cause like the vast majority of the time I see authentic activism on this app

It’s from fucking furry accounts

(No hate, yall are doing a very good job go have a rest or something idk)

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 2d

I meant to say t-r-e-a-t but autocorrect is tired of my shit