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Kyle Bradford Jones
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Doctor. Writer. Satirist. Masochistic Min Twins fan. Oh, and I have a family too. Www.kylebradfordjones.com
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · 2d
“We support all manner of strict censorship and media control.”

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#censorship #groundhog #medicalsatire #medicalhumor
CENSORED POST
We here at the Hypocritic Oath take censorship very seriously.
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · 10d
“One wouldn’t be caught dead in such a shawl without a stethoscopic appurtenance!”

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#medicalsatire #fashion #DoctorFashion #parisfashionweek
The doctor's outfit that everyone will be wearing this fall
"Her healing art of fashion is almost enough to make me want to go to medical school."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · 17d
“Each individual show or movie you’d like to watch will require a prescription from your physician.”

This one’s FREE so you have no excuse not to read it

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#medicalsatire #streamingservice #streamingnow
Nation's doctors start new media streaming service, Binge&Purge Max
"It will be playing in every medical waiting room across the country."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · 24d
“We found that such practices lead to divorce, murder, and even spontaneous combustion.”
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#medicaldrama #complainingdr #greysanatomy #medicalsatire
Research: Rate of physicians spending time off binge-watching medical television shows to identify medical inaccuracies
"We found that such practices lead to divorce, murder, and even spontaneous combustion."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Sep 23
When you follow medical advice from ignorant morons, don’t be surprised when s$&t happens.

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#autism #HHS #autismawareness #toilet
Administration claims that autism can be transferred through toilet seats
"We've found a cure! Kind of."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Sep 16
“There is a need for a new type of medical education, one without the use of confusing science and research.”

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#meded #MedicalEducation #medicalsatire #RFKjr
RFK Jr. opens new online medical school
"Finally we have someone who agrees with our unsubstantiated opinions," said Mary Terwilliger, an advocate from Children Deserve to Have Measles if They Want to.
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Sep 14
Amen.

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Opinion | Charlie Kirk’s killing was a tragedy. But we must not rewrite his life — Guardian US
In the wake of horror, honest accountings of his life have not only become rare – they have also become dangerous
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Sep 9
If I had a dime…
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Sep 9
A FREE Hypocritic Oath article for your #medicalsatire viewing pleasure. Free! Free, I tells ya!

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#DoctorOfTheYear #golflife #golfing
Doctor of the Year 2025
Today, we honor him and his legacy. And his generous donation.
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Sep 2
What happens at #BurningMan2025 does NOT stay at #BurningMan.

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Inspired by attending Burning Man, insurance executive promises coverage of ayahuasca retreats
"Ayahuasca is the bomb.”
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Aug 28
Writers Block, or the Inability to Write Good Syndrome, probably effects someone you love. Find out more about it below.

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#writersblock #medicalsatire
Doctor three months behind on documentation, cites writers block
"I have no choice but to suspend his privileges to the Doctor's Lounge AND his private urinal until he fixes this."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Aug 20
Always remember to be aware of #immunizations!

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#ImmunizationAwareness #ImmunizationAwarenessMonth #antivax #medicalsatire
Joint statement from all of the professional medical organizations for National Immunization Awareness Month
"We prepared a report of all of the scientific evidence about the safety of vaccines, and it's like 500,000 pages or something! It's REALLY long!"
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Aug 12
“Complaint: Reports that cucumbers were being pickled in formaldehyde for use in the cafeteria.”

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#pickles #medicalsatire #JointCommission
The Joint Commission Hospital Citation of the Month--August
"Reports that cucumbers were being pickled in formaldehyde for use in the cafeteria."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Aug 5
Check out this FREE excerpt from the groundbreaking HOSPITAL! A Medical Satire of Unhealthy Proportions, and find out how to get your OWN SIGNED copy.

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#medicalsatire #BookExcerpt #fish #HospitalStories
Excerpt from the wildly hilarious HOSPITAL! A Medical Satire of Unhealthy Proportions
"My dad wrote this book." --Guinevere, age 6
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jul 31
“It isn't really a stethoscope; it's our soul on that pancake. It shows that I exist. That you exist. That pancakes really do exist. Isn't that the most wonderful thing you've ever seen?"
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#medicalsatire #pancakes #stethoscope #science #ScientificRevolution
Scientific revival erupts after an image of a stethoscope appears on a pancake in Georgia
"It isn't really a stethoscope; it's our soul on that pancake. It shows that I exist. That you exist. That pancakes really do exist."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jul 22
“I'm used to listening to podcasts and audiobooks at 1.5 times sped up, so why not people?”

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#medicalsatire #playback #playbackspeed #listening
Doctor requires all patients to pre-record their histories so he can listen back at 1.5x speed
“I'm used to listening to podcasts and audiobooks at 1.5 times sped up, so why not people?”
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jul 16
“Morbidity of the participants from clowns and magicians declined by, like, a lot.”

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#medicalresearch #clowns #magician #medicalhumor #medicalsatire
Impact of clowns and magician performances on pediatric cancer morbidity--RESEARCH ABSTRACT
"Morbidity of the participants from clowns and magicians declined by, like, a lot."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jul 8
This one’s a freebie, so enjoy!

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#BigBeautifulBill #healthpolicy
Top over-looked health care items in the Big Beautiful Bill
"We’re gonna train a bunch of Jedi Knights to help us with this."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jul 1
“Who cares? Nobody reads Dan Brown anymore."

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#medicalsatire #danbrown #backwardsmessages
Student's History and Physical reveals plot twist of Dan Brown's next novel when read backwards
"Who the hell is Dan Brown?"
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jun 25
“Learn how to act, and then I'll listen to you on how to wear the stethoscope. See what I did there? 'Listen'? Pretty good, huh?”

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#medicalsatire #stethoscope #medicaldrama #acting
Nations actors declare that stethoscopes should be placed in ears backwards
“Learn how to act, and then I'll listen to you on how to wear the stethoscope. See what I did there?”
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jun 24
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants — theonion.com/congress-pas...
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply w...
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jun 17
How does the Hypocritic Oath respond to controversy? With aplomb and absence of remorse! Check out the hubbub below:

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#broadwaymusicals #fakenews #medicalsatire #playreviews
Backlash rages against coverage of Prior Authorization: The Musical
A special editorial response to the growing controversy: "This whole thing could have been avoided if there were more subscribers and thus we had more revenue to work with."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jun 10
The world sucks right now. This post doesn’t. Read and subscribe:

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#PriorAuthorization #healthinsurance #broadwaymusicals #medicalhumor
Prior Authorization: The Musical--A Review
"Be aware that you'll need to be pre-approved for these tickets by demonstrating that you will benefit more from seeing this play than another one."
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · Jun 3
The research is pretty definitive.

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#medicalsatire #HospitalAdministration #ceolife #employeesatisfaction
Hospital employee satisfaction when CEO leaves for summer break--Research Abstract
"Why in the world don't we get summers off?!"
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Kyle Bradford Jones @kbjones11.bsky.social · May 28
Ever wondered how to get into medical school? Watch our interview with Bernie McBernieson to find out about his approach.

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#Burnout #medEd #medschooladmissions
Student tries to impress admissions committee by claiming burnout even before starting medical school
Before Mental Health Awareness Month ends, watch our EXCLUSIVE interview with medical school hopeful Bernie McBernieson.
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