keeeeeeeeeevin
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Basically if Visual Basic 6 were a person.
If you translate all of Shakespeare's works to Dutch, it probably takes a lot less time for the monkeys to randomly type them all out.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you translate all of Shakespeare's works to Dutch, it probably takes a lot less time for the monkeys to randomly type them all out.
World's stickiest German shepherd
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
World's stickiest German shepherd
Reposted by keeeeeeeeeevin
Ok so basically the main thing you need to understand about Gamera is that he’s a friend to all children
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ok so basically the main thing you need to understand about Gamera is that he’s a friend to all children
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
One of the most important things I learned growing up is that you can sing basically anything to the tune of the Josie and the Pussycats theme song.
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One of the most important things I learned growing up is that you can sing basically anything to the tune of the Josie and the Pussycats theme song.
A corn dog that knows how to fly a helicopter
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A corn dog that knows how to fly a helicopter
You ever notice how all the words are in alphabetical order?
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You ever notice how all the words are in alphabetical order?
"Give me head or give me death." - Benjamin Franklin
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"Give me head or give me death." - Benjamin Franklin
I haven't committed any crimes.
October 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I haven't committed any crimes.
I'm so hungry I could eat an entire box of pizza.
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat an entire box of pizza.
If you could fuck any robot, which robot would you fuck?
September 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
If you could fuck any robot, which robot would you fuck?
A D&D campaign based on the Meat Puppets album Too High to Die
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
A D&D campaign based on the Meat Puppets album Too High to Die
Choose a side:
"What's the deal, yo?"
or
"What's the dealio?"
"What's the deal, yo?"
or
"What's the dealio?"
September 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Choose a side:
"What's the deal, yo?"
or
"What's the dealio?"
"What's the deal, yo?"
or
"What's the dealio?"
I wanna live in the woods and play PlayStation 2.
September 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I wanna live in the woods and play PlayStation 2.
Had a dream that Burger King stopped requiring customers and employees to wear clothes.
September 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Had a dream that Burger King stopped requiring customers and employees to wear clothes.
But doctor, our son doesn't have a Pagliacci statue in his bedroom!
September 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
But doctor, our son doesn't have a Pagliacci statue in his bedroom!
Did you know that the difference between the percentage of male students and the percentage of female students enrolled at Georgia Tech is greater than the number of points Georgia Tech has scored against Clemson in a football game in the last 15 years?
September 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Did you know that the difference between the percentage of male students and the percentage of female students enrolled at Georgia Tech is greater than the number of points Georgia Tech has scored against Clemson in a football game in the last 15 years?
Donald Trump should posthumously award Charlie Kirk the Medal of Honor in recognition of his lifetime of courageously fighting against strawmen.
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Donald Trump should posthumously award Charlie Kirk the Medal of Honor in recognition of his lifetime of courageously fighting against strawmen.
Waking Up is Hard to Do
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Waking Up is Hard to Do
You can't win a mall.
September 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You can't win a mall.
Finally bought an automatic pickle washer
September 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Finally bought an automatic pickle washer
Try our new flame retardant pachinko machines!
August 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Try our new flame retardant pachinko machines!
