keeeeeeeeeevin
@keeeeeeeeeevin.bsky.social
Basically if Visual Basic 6 were a person.
Statistically speaking, everybody you went to high school with is gay
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Statistically speaking, everybody you went to high school with is gay
Clambake 2: The Clambakening
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Clambake 2: The Clambakening
"Sorry about that, my wife didn't tell me our son's clown statue came in today; I wasn't expecting it to arrive until next week."
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
"Sorry about that, my wife didn't tell me our son's clown statue came in today; I wasn't expecting it to arrive until next week."
The only way to stop a bad guy with a plasma cannon for an arm is a good guy with a plasma cannon for an arm.
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The only way to stop a bad guy with a plasma cannon for an arm is a good guy with a plasma cannon for an arm.
World's largest gizmo
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 PM
World's largest gizmo
Episode of the twilight zone where it's a guy stranded somewhere with no tiddy and all he wants is tiddy and he dies (bc no tiddy) but it turns out he was on a massive tiddy too big to comprehend the whole time
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Episode of the twilight zone where it's a guy stranded somewhere with no tiddy and all he wants is tiddy and he dies (bc no tiddy) but it turns out he was on a massive tiddy too big to comprehend the whole time
A movie about a mummy that's really good at chess
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
A movie about a mummy that's really good at chess
It is time for the working class band together and delete system32
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It is time for the working class band together and delete system32
Sorry, these milkshakes are for conquistadors only
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Sorry, these milkshakes are for conquistadors only
If I were principal for a day, all the water fountains would dispense soda
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If I were principal for a day, all the water fountains would dispense soda
I want to go to San Francisco so I can get authentic Rice-a-Roni from a street vendor.
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I want to go to San Francisco so I can get authentic Rice-a-Roni from a street vendor.
In A Christmas Story it shows you the daisy chain of AC plugs in the living room but less noticeable is the light socket above the stove with the 1-to-2 bulb socket splitter and the bulb to AC plug adaper that the fridge, toaster, etc. are plugged into.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
In A Christmas Story it shows you the daisy chain of AC plugs in the living room but less noticeable is the light socket above the stove with the 1-to-2 bulb socket splitter and the bulb to AC plug adaper that the fridge, toaster, etc. are plugged into.
Guy on Sniffies just asked me to come to his hospital room.
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Guy on Sniffies just asked me to come to his hospital room.
A Christmas Carol but it's the ghost of Bob Jones trying to get me to quit sucking dicks
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A Christmas Carol but it's the ghost of Bob Jones trying to get me to quit sucking dicks
World's smallest time machine
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
World's smallest time machine
Doctors hate this one weird chick
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Doctors hate this one weird chick
Forehead tattoo that says "Missing:"
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Forehead tattoo that says "Missing:"
AFV Presents: 2 and a half hours of Christmas trees falling over
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
AFV Presents: 2 and a half hours of Christmas trees falling over
Starting PrEP tomorrow!
Also I've got a bunch of MREs in the garage in case the world ends.
That makes me a PrEPper.
Also I've got a bunch of MREs in the garage in case the world ends.
That makes me a PrEPper.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Starting PrEP tomorrow!
Also I've got a bunch of MREs in the garage in case the world ends.
That makes me a PrEPper.
Also I've got a bunch of MREs in the garage in case the world ends.
That makes me a PrEPper.
Santa Claus reveal party, you cut the cake and if it's black there is no Santa and if it's red then there is.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Santa Claus reveal party, you cut the cake and if it's black there is no Santa and if it's red then there is.
Who wants to cyber Monday?
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Who wants to cyber Monday?
California Raisins cover band
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
California Raisins cover band
Gonna tell my kids this is Santa Claus
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Gonna tell my kids this is Santa Claus
Getting your ass ate by a pretty robot
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Getting your ass ate by a pretty robot