Dan Keegan
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BYU-Clemson basketball game is the most spiritually PAC-12 after Dark football game ive ever seen from a hoops game
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
BYU-Clemson basketball game is the most spiritually PAC-12 after Dark football game ive ever seen from a hoops game
I need a full list of woke fonts
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I need a full list of woke fonts
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I want to see more Luther Burden targets moving forward. Odunze, Burden and Zaccheus should be the top 3 WRs
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I want to see more Luther Burden targets moving forward. Odunze, Burden and Zaccheus should be the top 3 WRs
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why are we bashing jmu and tulane when the acc was a trash heap that should’ve been no-bid
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
why are we bashing jmu and tulane when the acc was a trash heap that should’ve been no-bid
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I keep coming back to this:
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I keep coming back to this:
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
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Any and all of the predictable laments about two G5 teams in the Playoff HAS TO INCLUDE acknowledgement of the ACC being inept. Blame the ACC. Blame the conference commissioners who built this format.
Don't blame JMU and Tulane, who took care of business and cleared the bar. This is not on them.
Don't blame JMU and Tulane, who took care of business and cleared the bar. This is not on them.
why are we bashing jmu and tulane when the acc was a trash heap that should’ve been no-bid
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Any and all of the predictable laments about two G5 teams in the Playoff HAS TO INCLUDE acknowledgement of the ACC being inept. Blame the ACC. Blame the conference commissioners who built this format.
Don't blame JMU and Tulane, who took care of business and cleared the bar. This is not on them.
Don't blame JMU and Tulane, who took care of business and cleared the bar. This is not on them.
Mack rhoades’s slimey squirrely ass should be in this hot seat but he’s too much of a garbage human to make it through the season without getting canned
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Mack rhoades’s slimey squirrely ass should be in this hot seat but he’s too much of a garbage human to make it through the season without getting canned
They’re going to break their necks bending over backwards to make this about resume but this was about the committee threw a bone to ACC. If Virginia wins last night they are in, the ACC is in, and Miami is out for ND
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They’re going to break their necks bending over backwards to make this about resume but this was about the committee threw a bone to ACC. If Virginia wins last night they are in, the ACC is in, and Miami is out for ND
Thrilled for JMU - my sister’s alma mater and basically the perfect small-school CFB 2nd team - but first we still need 12 corrupt boomers to not do an insane thing
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Thrilled for JMU - my sister’s alma mater and basically the perfect small-school CFB 2nd team - but first we still need 12 corrupt boomers to not do an insane thing
Duke breaking the huddle at 12 seconds on 2nd down, OC talking into C2P with 12 seconds left on 3rd down….
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Duke breaking the huddle at 12 seconds on 2nd down, OC talking into C2P with 12 seconds left on 3rd down….
Manny Diaz spent too much time with James Franklin, I see
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Manny Diaz spent too much time with James Franklin, I see
cignetti has been a head coach in FBS for four years and he’s hoisting his first conference championship trophy but it really should be his third
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
cignetti has been a head coach in FBS for four years and he’s hoisting his first conference championship trophy but it really should be his third
Georgia ran I-formation today, Ohio State going with 22 personnel today, big boys are back
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Georgia ran I-formation today, Ohio State going with 22 personnel today, big boys are back
He’s coaching to get Carson beck in so he can beat that ass and end his college career. it took me three tries but I think I finally figured it out
Wait he’s coaching to GET CARSON BECK IN. omg
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
He’s coaching to get Carson beck in so he can beat that ass and end his college career. it took me three tries but I think I finally figured it out
Kirby isn’t coaching to win, he’s coaching to keep Alabama out of the playoff. And I deeply respect it
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kirby isn’t coaching to win, he’s coaching to keep Alabama out of the playoff. And I deeply respect it
I think I figured out the Allstate bark-at-my-boss commercial, which is kind of a head scratcher if you know ball. My current theory is that it is basketball season in the ad. I know if he barked yesterday she would have promoted him
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I think I figured out the Allstate bark-at-my-boss commercial, which is kind of a head scratcher if you know ball. My current theory is that it is basketball season in the ad. I know if he barked yesterday she would have promoted him
Really excited for these next two games, SECCG and 1 vs 2. Love hipster G5 and sickos stuff but big-time CFB is just the absolute slobber-knocking best
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Really excited for these next two games, SECCG and 1 vs 2. Love hipster G5 and sickos stuff but big-time CFB is just the absolute slobber-knocking best
Damn, BYU’s offense really Crumbl’d here in the second half
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Damn, BYU’s offense really Crumbl’d here in the second half
I can’t WAIT to lay the points when Texas tech has to play Georgia or Ohio State or whatever. Can’t name a big enough line
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I can’t WAIT to lay the points when Texas tech has to play Georgia or Ohio State or whatever. Can’t name a big enough line
Awesome script from BYU
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Awesome script from BYU
Only twenty minutes into football Saturday and already got my favorite dumb announcer cliche: “the quick pass, which is an extension of the run game” from Jesse Palmer, what a treat
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Only twenty minutes into football Saturday and already got my favorite dumb announcer cliche: “the quick pass, which is an extension of the run game” from Jesse Palmer, what a treat
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Christmas Covers By Decade
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Christmas Covers By Decade
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)