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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 16h

At least you don’t have to repeatedly draw a cracked phone screen in a successful comic book.
I imagine that would be a nightmare.

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 19h

Looks like somebody has won an Academy Award!
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 1d

Two members of Fightmilk “Weymouthing it up” while Alex plays a solo with a beef flavoured dog bone.
What a band!
#GoodOldBands

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t know anything about the life span of foxes, and frankly I don’t want to know, but I choose to believe that this is the same Hot Single Fox In My Area that’s lived outside my house for the last 15 years, and that we are on nodding terms.
#TechnicallyFriends

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 7d

Turns out I’ve completely ruined “Sympathy Is A Knife” for myself by imagining anyone that ever talks about it going “All this sympathy is just *Borat voice* A KNIFE!”

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 11d

Making friends at the cafe at the bottom of my road.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 13d

Am watching “The Monkey”.
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 16d

Was wondering why the pub I’m in was suddenly playing a “Now That’s What I Call… Irish” playlist, and it turns out I’m accidentally at a Nathan Carter aftershow.
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently

Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 29d

Turns out an excellent way to spend Saturday afternoon is to hang out with your friends in Hackney Wick and eat a delicious Chinese BBQ platter!
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 26

Ed is over from Berlin, so we’re lunching the FUCK out!
“Ramen for da men” as they might possibly say in Germany.
#Possibly

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 23

I’m watching “Final Destination: Bloodlines” and once again have to fully hand it to the Final Destination people for coming up with the best concept ever.
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!

Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 18

Went out for a late Greek Dinner (not slang)
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 18

Start your week off right with an Excellent New Banger from Slime City!
#WhatATimeToBeAlive

SLIME CITY @slimecitymusic.bsky.social · Aug 18

🔥 NEW DAFT SONG ALERT 🔥

Wake up, babe, the first song from the new SLIME CITY album has just dropped on Bandcamp.

🎉 STREAM 'You Do The Math(s)' NOW

Full song: slime-city.bandcamp.com/track/you-do...

You can pre-order the album digitally on Bandcamp and get an advance DL of the single TODAY.

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 17

Emu, emu, to yu and yu and yu.
Hello lads, why the long necks?
#Etc
#FreeZooIsBestZoo

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 17

Mental that I live about two minutes away from here and don’t just spend my time chillin’ with squirrels all day every day.
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 11

It’s a beautiful day to be walking around in the sun listening to the Excellent New Album by Micky C & All The Sad, Sad People.
So you should do that!
#FullyRecommended

mickyc.bandcamp.com/album/favour...

Favourite Animals, by Micky C & all the sad, sad people

10 track album

mickyc.bandcamp.com

Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 9

I’ve been thinking about this, and I reckon the people listening to our Christmas songs are probably in Australia/New Zealand where, as I understand it, it’s currently Christmas.

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 9

Apparently my most played song for last month was my cover of Lonely This Christmas.
Tis the season!

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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · Aug 7

Any music journalists wanna check out my first solo single?

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 3

Went to one of those Excellent Weddings like you might see in Heat Magazine.
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 1

3. The Telly Series Season 3
4. The Second Tom Cruise Film
5. The Telly Series Season 2
#KeithCorrectlyRanksTheReachers

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Aug 1

The first Tom Cruise “Jack Reacher” film is on the telly, so I’m watching the first Tom Cruise “Jack Reacher” film.
The correct ranking of Jack Reacher Stuff is
1. The Telly Series Season 1
2. The First Tom Cruise Film.
Then a massive gap before…

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Jul 26

I am once again thinking about trying to find somewhere to press my album on 14” vinyl that won’t fit on most record players, for no other reason than it would be funny (only funny to me. The best kind of funny.)
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Jul 25

Got myself one of these, so I only write songs from the 80s now.
#Rock
#Man

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · Jul 19

One of those Camden Night Cats you get these days.
#JustChillin
#AsTheyDo

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