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kek9
@kek9.bsky.social
I have a PhD in gay ass philosophy and quotations
it's being called the potential app
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the finno korean hyperwar as a setting for bl
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
what I've learned (the Internet doesn't lie) is that to become a hot babe you gobble on impossible whoppers and fondle receipt paper and this is 100% true?
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
going to findom accounts and trashtalking them until it turns into a beef might be the score of the century
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it's crazy how bluesky had a board meeting that was exactly this: "Great Scott! Eureka! I know how to keep people on this platform and not move back to Twitter! Let's kick them out of their account for no reason every once in a while!"
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
hegaylian dialetics
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
imma try sneaking hegelian dialectics into conversations to sound more intelligent even if the conversation is about matcha and popmart
September 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if Tylenol makes ur kids autistic imagine stacking a load of bennies with some wock
September 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
if umamusume was woke: kimi no aiba gay
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
accidental bronson but what if it was chinese
September 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
bluesky more like sucking dudes and a guy
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Say what you will but our boy trump just walked over the brits rightfully so
September 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Crazy women falling to they knees right now w this one... Their TikTok song guy is going to the SLAMMER!
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Fellas ever shit and giggle but real ones shit while giggling
September 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I think no one's asked this question recently: what is Kanye West's opinion on this?
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think this would be a pretty funny 9/11 if nothing happens
September 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don't think ts was real I think it was ai imo
September 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
this place a different universe. there is no woke here only lib.
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
when the save feature appeared on this app I sensed and feared the powerful goonery that has arrived
September 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
got the hot springs ticket for tm opera o I am ready for action
September 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
if you wear meta glasses I automatically assume the worst and you are the super mega peeping tom diddyblud chud and I wouldn't be too far off
September 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
this place is washed it's been dead silent but on the other side we've been mad debating if the president got that mad deep state disease by the assassin JD "One-Shot" Vance
September 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I assume bluesky logging me out every two weeks is a masterful gambit of them seeing my loyalty to this platform and not crashing out like a rabid dog
September 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
if u are a man and you post long form text rants you are a beta male. display your anger about society in short ironic texts with "in minecraft" at the end. Thank you!
August 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I am first-rate and this is my skeet: king haloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
August 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM