Keli O’Connor
@kelioconnor.bsky.social
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Ineffectual intellectual. Professional ne’er-do-well. Author (Rehoming Breanna Huxley, coming 2025). Never AI.
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kelioconnor.bsky.social
Hi! I’m Keli and I write stories about women and their four-legged best friends. Chicklit, romcoms, etc, etc.

So if you like books with:

-dogs 🐶
-humor 🤭
-friendship 👯‍♀️
-neurodivergent rep 🧠
-disability rep ♿️

give me a follow and I’ll show you pictures of my dogs! Sometimes my dogs reading books!
Tofu, a white dog with black spot on her eye reading Rehoming Breanna Huxley, a purple paper back book with a woman holding a camera and gray pitbull on the cover
kelioconnor.bsky.social
I was literally just admiring how good your email was structured—it looked great!!!
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Note: I keep my cavapoo only sort of groomed because I have a set of clippers and a dream. Also, dogs are family and I’m not about to dump them at an over-crowded shelter.
kelioconnor.bsky.social
Recession indicator: all the dogs here are impeccably groomed poodles and doodles, very few other breeds. If you can’t afford to keep a dog like that, you don’t need to worry about your money.
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I must’ve seen like 50 dogs already
kelioconnor.bsky.social
❌ People watching: typical, creepy, old news

✅ Dog watching: cool, adorable, hell yeah
kelioconnor.bsky.social
I must’ve seen like 50 dogs already
kelioconnor.bsky.social
❌ People watching: typical, creepy, old news

✅ Dog watching: cool, adorable, hell yeah
kelioconnor.bsky.social
❌ People watching: typical, creepy, old news

✅ Dog watching: cool, adorable, hell yeah
kelioconnor.bsky.social
Is this like one of those things where you start by killing small mammals before moving on to people or will it actually stop at theater camp?
kelioconnor.bsky.social
I haven’t either, but that’s because I had surgery 🫣
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c-anemone-d.bsky.social
“It seems these days everybody is so involved with technology that we forget that we’re not only part of the natural world, we’re an animal like all the others. We’re an animal like all the others. But we depend on it for clean air, water, food, clothing—everything. Yet we’re destroying the planet.”
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bencollins.bsky.social
Apparently the new AI thingy everyone likes is stealing Norm Macdonald's likeness and that got my panties in the ol' twist. Poynter's @alexmahadevan.com asked me about it.

www.poynter.org/tech-tools/2...
Comedian Norm Macdonald died in 2021. But, on OpenAI’s new generative AI social media platform, he’s releasing new material about China, artificial intelligence taking jobs and his drinking (he said he didn’t drink).

“It certainly continues to revolutionize hackery,” said Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion, about Sora 2. “Also Norm would f—— hate this. Imagine AI trying to do the moth joke. Imagine how f—— awful that would be. How does a bot come to understand, let alone bottle, the kind of social tension built into that bit?”
kelioconnor.bsky.social
Well said. I am absolutely heartbroken.
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
91 years is a good long run for most but too short for someone like Jane Goodall. Damn.
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adhd-alien.bsky.social
When the reward for growing up with so much criticism is hearing „You’re just too sensitive!
Panel 1:
A hand extends a single red brick toward the character. The character looks surprised and slightly sad as they reach out to take it. Text: “It’s hard for people to understand why small comments can make me so emotional,”
Behind the character, there’s already a small pile of red bricks on the ground.

Panel 2:
The character now holds the brick close to their chest, looking down with a pained expression. The pile of red bricks behind them has grown into a large heap, stretching far into the background. Text: “because they can’t see how many times I’ve been criticized for the same thing, over and over again.”
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atrupar.com
Trump to top military officials: "I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military. National Guard, but our military. Because we're going into Chicago very soon. That's a big city with an incompetent governor. Stupid governor."
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mychal3ts.bsky.social
🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶

🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈

#FollowTheRainbow
kelioconnor.bsky.social
I don’t think MC Escher’s mom took any Tylenol and he still turned out like that
kelioconnor.bsky.social
My husband handed me two Tylenol and said “Here’s you autisminophen” 😭😭
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laynejohnsonkidlit.bsky.social
Took a little break from writing and the 24 hour news cycle to create this happy little piece #kidlit #kidlitcommunity #writingcommunity #kidlitart
Poodle walking past a Patisserie
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Someone didn’t put the screwdriver back in the can of miscellaneous screws and now I can’t find it :(
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Ahh damn, took a Tylenol this morning and I'm suddenly very interested in prime numbers
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nytimes.com
It is Fat Bear Week in Alaska. The popular competition lets anyone vote on which of the animals is most prepared for winter. nyti.ms/3IBbucx
 A very large brown bear walking in a field of grass.
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cjzero.bsky.social
BIRDS - The Eagles block the Rams FG and Jordan Davis *rumbles* for the TD
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GOT THE COACH SHOWBOATING I CANT RN