🌵 Kellophane 🌵
@kellophane.bsky.social
She/Her • Neurodivergent • Disabled Elder Gamer (38+) • LGBTQIA+ Friendly • Medicinal Stoner • Happily Taken • Cactaur Connoisseur • Banner: Bob Ross • Vent Account: @voidkellophane.bsky.social •
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Aggressively slamming the sign down.
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There's no excuse to not use it.
Putting a tiny description for those who use screen readers is the bare minimum.
Stop being ablist pricks, y'all.
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There's no excuse to not use it.
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Stop being ablist pricks, y'all.
Delivered with the note of "met customer."
Except customer was at work at the time of delivery, so...
Basically just wasted over 200 bucks and over 6 months of planning and saving.
Except customer was at work at the time of delivery, so...
Basically just wasted over 200 bucks and over 6 months of planning and saving.
Saved up for months to send my bf a lot of stuff for both xmas and our anniversary later this month.
Nearly $100 on shipping alone and now UPS is going to deliver it 2 days earlier than expected while he's at work...
FML
Nearly $100 on shipping alone and now UPS is going to deliver it 2 days earlier than expected while he's at work...
FML
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Delivered with the note of "met customer."
Except customer was at work at the time of delivery, so...
Basically just wasted over 200 bucks and over 6 months of planning and saving.
Except customer was at work at the time of delivery, so...
Basically just wasted over 200 bucks and over 6 months of planning and saving.
Saved up for months to send my bf a lot of stuff for both xmas and our anniversary later this month.
Nearly $100 on shipping alone and now UPS is going to deliver it 2 days earlier than expected while he's at work...
FML
Nearly $100 on shipping alone and now UPS is going to deliver it 2 days earlier than expected while he's at work...
FML
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Saved up for months to send my bf a lot of stuff for both xmas and our anniversary later this month.
Nearly $100 on shipping alone and now UPS is going to deliver it 2 days earlier than expected while he's at work...
FML
Nearly $100 on shipping alone and now UPS is going to deliver it 2 days earlier than expected while he's at work...
FML
To my WoW frens:
Happy Pre-Expac patch day!
May servers come up on time and remain stable. ♥
Happy Pre-Expac patch day!
May servers come up on time and remain stable. ♥
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 AM
To my WoW frens:
Happy Pre-Expac patch day!
May servers come up on time and remain stable. ♥
Happy Pre-Expac patch day!
May servers come up on time and remain stable. ♥
Businesses think they are way more important than they are.
Why do you need my phone number to cut my hair?
Why do I need an account to have my hair cut?
It's a haircut, Janet. We don't need to monitor it that closely. Just take my name and cut my hair when it's my turn.
Easy as.
Why do you need my phone number to cut my hair?
Why do I need an account to have my hair cut?
It's a haircut, Janet. We don't need to monitor it that closely. Just take my name and cut my hair when it's my turn.
Easy as.
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Businesses think they are way more important than they are.
Why do you need my phone number to cut my hair?
Why do I need an account to have my hair cut?
It's a haircut, Janet. We don't need to monitor it that closely. Just take my name and cut my hair when it's my turn.
Easy as.
Why do you need my phone number to cut my hair?
Why do I need an account to have my hair cut?
It's a haircut, Janet. We don't need to monitor it that closely. Just take my name and cut my hair when it's my turn.
Easy as.
Spent almost 2 hours in total setting up a new TikTok. Filtered 78 different words. Followed nothing but wholesome content.
First 6 videos it shows me were all things that should have been blocked by the filters, but weren't.
So it's clear TikTok isn't gonna work out for me, lol.
First 6 videos it shows me were all things that should have been blocked by the filters, but weren't.
So it's clear TikTok isn't gonna work out for me, lol.
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Spent almost 2 hours in total setting up a new TikTok. Filtered 78 different words. Followed nothing but wholesome content.
First 6 videos it shows me were all things that should have been blocked by the filters, but weren't.
So it's clear TikTok isn't gonna work out for me, lol.
First 6 videos it shows me were all things that should have been blocked by the filters, but weren't.
So it's clear TikTok isn't gonna work out for me, lol.
Also his willingness to play on easier settings, or with accessibility settings turned on.
He never makes me feel bad for the physical and mental limitations I have.
And that means so very much to me after feeling like I have to constantly push myself way out of my comfort zone for others.
He never makes me feel bad for the physical and mental limitations I have.
And that means so very much to me after feeling like I have to constantly push myself way out of my comfort zone for others.
I think it's incredibly sweet and loving how my bf always takes such care to build us nice bases/homes in the games we play together that have that capability.
From Mabinogi, to Icarus, to Minecraft, and even in WoW and beyond, I always have a space made by him to hangout at safely & comfortably.
From Mabinogi, to Icarus, to Minecraft, and even in WoW and beyond, I always have a space made by him to hangout at safely & comfortably.
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Also his willingness to play on easier settings, or with accessibility settings turned on.
He never makes me feel bad for the physical and mental limitations I have.
And that means so very much to me after feeling like I have to constantly push myself way out of my comfort zone for others.
He never makes me feel bad for the physical and mental limitations I have.
And that means so very much to me after feeling like I have to constantly push myself way out of my comfort zone for others.
I think it's incredibly sweet and loving how my bf always takes such care to build us nice bases/homes in the games we play together that have that capability.
From Mabinogi, to Icarus, to Minecraft, and even in WoW and beyond, I always have a space made by him to hangout at safely & comfortably.
From Mabinogi, to Icarus, to Minecraft, and even in WoW and beyond, I always have a space made by him to hangout at safely & comfortably.
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I think it's incredibly sweet and loving how my bf always takes such care to build us nice bases/homes in the games we play together that have that capability.
From Mabinogi, to Icarus, to Minecraft, and even in WoW and beyond, I always have a space made by him to hangout at safely & comfortably.
From Mabinogi, to Icarus, to Minecraft, and even in WoW and beyond, I always have a space made by him to hangout at safely & comfortably.
I miss using TikTok as a way to connect with my BF.
But seeing that woman get stabbed to death pop up multiple times without warning has fucked me up something fierce & now I'm terrified to use it again.
Idk how you even prevent that when I never looked at that kind of stuff anyway.
But seeing that woman get stabbed to death pop up multiple times without warning has fucked me up something fierce & now I'm terrified to use it again.
Idk how you even prevent that when I never looked at that kind of stuff anyway.
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I miss using TikTok as a way to connect with my BF.
But seeing that woman get stabbed to death pop up multiple times without warning has fucked me up something fierce & now I'm terrified to use it again.
Idk how you even prevent that when I never looked at that kind of stuff anyway.
But seeing that woman get stabbed to death pop up multiple times without warning has fucked me up something fierce & now I'm terrified to use it again.
Idk how you even prevent that when I never looked at that kind of stuff anyway.
I want to hug Edgyth from the Botanist quest series.
She's so hard on herself and I can see myself in it and I wish I could just hug her and tell her that she's doing a great job and to be kinder to herself.
Just like a popoto needs to be gently cared for, so too do we. ♥
She's so hard on herself and I can see myself in it and I wish I could just hug her and tell her that she's doing a great job and to be kinder to herself.
Just like a popoto needs to be gently cared for, so too do we. ♥
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I want to hug Edgyth from the Botanist quest series.
She's so hard on herself and I can see myself in it and I wish I could just hug her and tell her that she's doing a great job and to be kinder to herself.
Just like a popoto needs to be gently cared for, so too do we. ♥
She's so hard on herself and I can see myself in it and I wish I could just hug her and tell her that she's doing a great job and to be kinder to herself.
Just like a popoto needs to be gently cared for, so too do we. ♥
I really wish I could put an orchestrion in the Workshop.
I wish to listen to other music from the game while there, as the default music for it actually really bothers me with the high pitched flute(?) noises.
Also, give me a portable orchestrion to use like a walkman while out on adventures.
I wish to listen to other music from the game while there, as the default music for it actually really bothers me with the high pitched flute(?) noises.
Also, give me a portable orchestrion to use like a walkman while out on adventures.
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I really wish I could put an orchestrion in the Workshop.
I wish to listen to other music from the game while there, as the default music for it actually really bothers me with the high pitched flute(?) noises.
Also, give me a portable orchestrion to use like a walkman while out on adventures.
I wish to listen to other music from the game while there, as the default music for it actually really bothers me with the high pitched flute(?) noises.
Also, give me a portable orchestrion to use like a walkman while out on adventures.
Not a raid, but I had a friend who went through DT before me, when I got to the first dungeon, I streamed it so they could help me with mechanics.
My brain couldn't parse the word "Punutiy" (the manatees) fast enough, so I screamed "PUNANI SMASH! RUN!" instead.
It has stuck, to say the least. ^^;;
My brain couldn't parse the word "Punutiy" (the manatees) fast enough, so I screamed "PUNANI SMASH! RUN!" instead.
It has stuck, to say the least. ^^;;
#WolQOTD For the raiders here:
Are you responsible for any unique callouts for certain mechanics? Ones with hilarious injoke names? Willing to spill the deets?
Are you responsible for any unique callouts for certain mechanics? Ones with hilarious injoke names? Willing to spill the deets?
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Not a raid, but I had a friend who went through DT before me, when I got to the first dungeon, I streamed it so they could help me with mechanics.
My brain couldn't parse the word "Punutiy" (the manatees) fast enough, so I screamed "PUNANI SMASH! RUN!" instead.
It has stuck, to say the least. ^^;;
My brain couldn't parse the word "Punutiy" (the manatees) fast enough, so I screamed "PUNANI SMASH! RUN!" instead.
It has stuck, to say the least. ^^;;
Played through Lego Voyagers with the BF and it was such a cute, fun, and chill game.
If you enjoy(ed) games like Unravel (1 and/or 2), It Takes Two, and/or Split Fiction then I highly recommend picking it up.
Took us maybe 6-ish hours to play it but that was with a very long AFK break in there.
If you enjoy(ed) games like Unravel (1 and/or 2), It Takes Two, and/or Split Fiction then I highly recommend picking it up.
Took us maybe 6-ish hours to play it but that was with a very long AFK break in there.
January 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Played through Lego Voyagers with the BF and it was such a cute, fun, and chill game.
If you enjoy(ed) games like Unravel (1 and/or 2), It Takes Two, and/or Split Fiction then I highly recommend picking it up.
Took us maybe 6-ish hours to play it but that was with a very long AFK break in there.
If you enjoy(ed) games like Unravel (1 and/or 2), It Takes Two, and/or Split Fiction then I highly recommend picking it up.
Took us maybe 6-ish hours to play it but that was with a very long AFK break in there.
She is 100% using a Cactaur soul somehow.
#wolqotd ignoring the plot and point of the wol's involvement in the arcadion storyline, what "feral soul" or other being would your wol/oc be most aligned with?
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 AM
She is 100% using a Cactaur soul somehow.
Next time they say that, I'll ask what they think qualifies as an emergency and why they think an unreliable number would be the best avenue to pursue in that situation.
Dr/pharmacy: Do you have a cellphone?
Me: Yes, but I have unreliable service & would prefer to be called at my landline number instead.
Dr/Pharmacy: It's for emergency contact only.
Me: *Reluctantly gives cell number*
Dr/pharmacy: We will never call your landline now, only your cellphone. 🤡
Me: Yes, but I have unreliable service & would prefer to be called at my landline number instead.
Dr/Pharmacy: It's for emergency contact only.
Me: *Reluctantly gives cell number*
Dr/pharmacy: We will never call your landline now, only your cellphone. 🤡
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Next time they say that, I'll ask what they think qualifies as an emergency and why they think an unreliable number would be the best avenue to pursue in that situation.
Dr/pharmacy: Do you have a cellphone?
Me: Yes, but I have unreliable service & would prefer to be called at my landline number instead.
Dr/Pharmacy: It's for emergency contact only.
Me: *Reluctantly gives cell number*
Dr/pharmacy: We will never call your landline now, only your cellphone. 🤡
Me: Yes, but I have unreliable service & would prefer to be called at my landline number instead.
Dr/Pharmacy: It's for emergency contact only.
Me: *Reluctantly gives cell number*
Dr/pharmacy: We will never call your landline now, only your cellphone. 🤡
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Dr/pharmacy: Do you have a cellphone?
Me: Yes, but I have unreliable service & would prefer to be called at my landline number instead.
Dr/Pharmacy: It's for emergency contact only.
Me: *Reluctantly gives cell number*
Dr/pharmacy: We will never call your landline now, only your cellphone. 🤡
Me: Yes, but I have unreliable service & would prefer to be called at my landline number instead.
Dr/Pharmacy: It's for emergency contact only.
Me: *Reluctantly gives cell number*
Dr/pharmacy: We will never call your landline now, only your cellphone. 🤡
Sourdough toast is so very yummy.
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Sourdough toast is so very yummy.
Bf knows I have a huge soft spot for xmas and that the decorations, in particular, are a driving force in my love towards it.
So he brought me to the cute holiday area in #Mabinogi so we could get a xmas picture together before the decorations went away.
I love this man with all of my being, y'all
So he brought me to the cute holiday area in #Mabinogi so we could get a xmas picture together before the decorations went away.
I love this man with all of my being, y'all
January 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Bf knows I have a huge soft spot for xmas and that the decorations, in particular, are a driving force in my love towards it.
So he brought me to the cute holiday area in #Mabinogi so we could get a xmas picture together before the decorations went away.
I love this man with all of my being, y'all
So he brought me to the cute holiday area in #Mabinogi so we could get a xmas picture together before the decorations went away.
I love this man with all of my being, y'all
Lots of alts (20-ish currently)!
Do seasonal events on every single one.
Do all MSQ on all (only 2 are in/at DT).
Get Botanist/Miner on all.
Content unlocks are highly selective depending on their personality/desires/story.
1 has a maxed Island Sanc, with a 2nd working on theirs. :3
Do seasonal events on every single one.
Do all MSQ on all (only 2 are in/at DT).
Get Botanist/Miner on all.
Content unlocks are highly selective depending on their personality/desires/story.
1 has a maxed Island Sanc, with a 2nd working on theirs. :3
#wolqotd
This one is for the players!
Do you have any alts? If so, do you participate in all seasonal events with them? Do you play MSQ only up to a certain point or are you trying to get them up to speed? Have any extensive lore for them as well? Just talk about your alts if you want to!
This one is for the players!
Do you have any alts? If so, do you participate in all seasonal events with them? Do you play MSQ only up to a certain point or are you trying to get them up to speed? Have any extensive lore for them as well? Just talk about your alts if you want to!
January 14, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Lots of alts (20-ish currently)!
Do seasonal events on every single one.
Do all MSQ on all (only 2 are in/at DT).
Get Botanist/Miner on all.
Content unlocks are highly selective depending on their personality/desires/story.
1 has a maxed Island Sanc, with a 2nd working on theirs. :3
Do seasonal events on every single one.
Do all MSQ on all (only 2 are in/at DT).
Get Botanist/Miner on all.
Content unlocks are highly selective depending on their personality/desires/story.
1 has a maxed Island Sanc, with a 2nd working on theirs. :3
And I plan to get the premium version for the Season 0, cause OMG WOLVES! YASSSSSS~
I'm really hyped for Update 49 coming to @elderscrollsonline.com!
BF and I have had some difficulty figuring out what we could/couldn't play together with our accounts having different things, but now we'll be able to jump in and have fun together without that background stresser.
Eeee!!! ♥
BF and I have had some difficulty figuring out what we could/couldn't play together with our accounts having different things, but now we'll be able to jump in and have fun together without that background stresser.
Eeee!!! ♥
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
And I plan to get the premium version for the Season 0, cause OMG WOLVES! YASSSSSS~
I'm really hyped for Update 49 coming to @elderscrollsonline.com!
BF and I have had some difficulty figuring out what we could/couldn't play together with our accounts having different things, but now we'll be able to jump in and have fun together without that background stresser.
Eeee!!! ♥
BF and I have had some difficulty figuring out what we could/couldn't play together with our accounts having different things, but now we'll be able to jump in and have fun together without that background stresser.
Eeee!!! ♥
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I'm really hyped for Update 49 coming to @elderscrollsonline.com!
BF and I have had some difficulty figuring out what we could/couldn't play together with our accounts having different things, but now we'll be able to jump in and have fun together without that background stresser.
Eeee!!! ♥
BF and I have had some difficulty figuring out what we could/couldn't play together with our accounts having different things, but now we'll be able to jump in and have fun together without that background stresser.
Eeee!!! ♥
I really love in #SWTOR now that you get a little cutscene of either Fleet when you travel to them.
It's so cool to have a better glimpse into how they look and operate from "outside", if you would.
I love seeing the different ships hovering or flying around.
Just gets me hyped, ya know?
It's so cool to have a better glimpse into how they look and operate from "outside", if you would.
I love seeing the different ships hovering or flying around.
Just gets me hyped, ya know?
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I really love in #SWTOR now that you get a little cutscene of either Fleet when you travel to them.
It's so cool to have a better glimpse into how they look and operate from "outside", if you would.
I love seeing the different ships hovering or flying around.
Just gets me hyped, ya know?
It's so cool to have a better glimpse into how they look and operate from "outside", if you would.
I love seeing the different ships hovering or flying around.
Just gets me hyped, ya know?
Aggressively slamming the sign down.
If you do not use alt text consistently, I will not follow you or I will unfollow you. Full stop.
There's no excuse to not use it.
Putting a tiny description for those who use screen readers is the bare minimum.
Stop being ablist pricks, y'all.
If you do not use alt text consistently, I will not follow you or I will unfollow you. Full stop.
There's no excuse to not use it.
Putting a tiny description for those who use screen readers is the bare minimum.
Stop being ablist pricks, y'all.
Please 👏🏽 use 👏🏽 Alt 👏🏽 text 👏🏽
They have a setting you can turn on so you don't forget!
Settings > Accessibility > Require alt text before posting > ✅ CHECK ✔️ THE ☑️ BOX!
Be considerate of our blind and/or low vision friends!!!
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Settings > Accessibility > Require alt text before posting > ✅ CHECK ✔️ THE ☑️ BOX!
Be considerate of our blind and/or low vision friends!!!
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Aggressively slamming the sign down.
If you do not use alt text consistently, I will not follow you or I will unfollow you. Full stop.
There's no excuse to not use it.
Putting a tiny description for those who use screen readers is the bare minimum.
Stop being ablist pricks, y'all.
If you do not use alt text consistently, I will not follow you or I will unfollow you. Full stop.
There's no excuse to not use it.
Putting a tiny description for those who use screen readers is the bare minimum.
Stop being ablist pricks, y'all.
The Agent origin story in #SWTOR is so good.
The fact that my favorite romanceable companion is also attached to Agent (Vector Hyllus, my beloved~) is such a nice perk.
The fact that my favorite romanceable companion is also attached to Agent (Vector Hyllus, my beloved~) is such a nice perk.
January 5, 2026 at 9:21 AM
The Agent origin story in #SWTOR is so good.
The fact that my favorite romanceable companion is also attached to Agent (Vector Hyllus, my beloved~) is such a nice perk.
The fact that my favorite romanceable companion is also attached to Agent (Vector Hyllus, my beloved~) is such a nice perk.
Idk man
If I had a friend who struggled with body dysmorphia and sense of identity, I think I would just simply not use the same mods as them.
I would be respectful of the fact that their character is their outlet away from that and pick another mod for my character.
Guess I'm just fuckin' weird.
If I had a friend who struggled with body dysmorphia and sense of identity, I think I would just simply not use the same mods as them.
I would be respectful of the fact that their character is their outlet away from that and pick another mod for my character.
Guess I'm just fuckin' weird.
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Idk man
If I had a friend who struggled with body dysmorphia and sense of identity, I think I would just simply not use the same mods as them.
I would be respectful of the fact that their character is their outlet away from that and pick another mod for my character.
Guess I'm just fuckin' weird.
If I had a friend who struggled with body dysmorphia and sense of identity, I think I would just simply not use the same mods as them.
I would be respectful of the fact that their character is their outlet away from that and pick another mod for my character.
Guess I'm just fuckin' weird.
Tataru is 100% one of my biggest inspirations and it's not an exaggeration to say I look up to her example.
Her being a lalafell does NOT diminish her value nor how amazing she is.
The same can be said for lala WoLs - be nice to them & treat them with the same respect given to talls.
Her being a lalafell does NOT diminish her value nor how amazing she is.
The same can be said for lala WoLs - be nice to them & treat them with the same respect given to talls.
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Tataru is 100% one of my biggest inspirations and it's not an exaggeration to say I look up to her example.
Her being a lalafell does NOT diminish her value nor how amazing she is.
The same can be said for lala WoLs - be nice to them & treat them with the same respect given to talls.
Her being a lalafell does NOT diminish her value nor how amazing she is.
The same can be said for lala WoLs - be nice to them & treat them with the same respect given to talls.