Haul
@kelpu.bsky.social
🔞 / Kelpu / Round and rotund / I draw and talk about being large / 199X
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Remember, beneath every fat chin was once a slender mighty dragon who could level an entire town in a single breath but now
simply trying to reach over their massive belly leaves them breathless..!
simply trying to reach over their massive belly leaves them breathless..!
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Remember, beneath every fat chin was once a slender mighty dragon who could level an entire town in a single breath but now
simply trying to reach over their massive belly leaves them breathless..!
simply trying to reach over their massive belly leaves them breathless..!
How can you design a robot without making them extraordinarily obese
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
How can you design a robot without making them extraordinarily obese
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Hello! Let me give you a warm welcome with my pudding tum 🐶
September 2, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Hello! Let me give you a warm welcome with my pudding tum 🐶
Picture seeing a huge obese dog sitting and eating at a food court table on your way to work and seeing them again still eating as you're leaving after working for eight hours. And the only thing that has changed is how much of the table is now covered in dog fat. That's me. 🐶
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Picture seeing a huge obese dog sitting and eating at a food court table on your way to work and seeing them again still eating as you're leaving after working for eight hours. And the only thing that has changed is how much of the table is now covered in dog fat. That's me. 🐶
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Old commission (2022)
This is the *Power of Hamburger* 🍔
🎨Art by : barba
This is the *Power of Hamburger* 🍔
🎨Art by : barba
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Old commission (2022)
This is the *Power of Hamburger* 🍔
🎨Art by : barba
This is the *Power of Hamburger* 🍔
🎨Art by : barba
It is very important to know your weight limits before the building you're in starts to lean towards the side you're on
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 AM
It is very important to know your weight limits before the building you're in starts to lean towards the side you're on
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After thorough research I've discovered that giant obese dogs are the highest cause for cracked pavements 🐶💦
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
After thorough research I've discovered that giant obese dogs are the highest cause for cracked pavements 🐶💦
You've been normal all day and all you want to do is to grow into a morbidly obese beast of your choice
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 AM
You've been normal all day and all you want to do is to grow into a morbidly obese beast of your choice
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Your roommate during the snow-in 🐭
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Your roommate during the snow-in 🐭
To anyone with feathers both dinos and birds alike, it's decided that your future career is to become an immense food disposal unit
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
To anyone with feathers both dinos and birds alike, it's decided that your future career is to become an immense food disposal unit
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Is starfox adventures even good
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Is starfox adventures even good
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If you have long fluffy ears then I'd like to remind you that you're required to gain at least 200 pounds monthly thank you
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
If you have long fluffy ears then I'd like to remind you that you're required to gain at least 200 pounds monthly thank you
Ever since dragons discovered human food their waistlines have never recovered and some have even completely lost the ability to fly
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Ever since dragons discovered human food their waistlines have never recovered and some have even completely lost the ability to fly
Growing unbelievably fat means at some point you will have to figure out how much food you can eat before your clothes completely give up trying to keep your obesity contained
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Growing unbelievably fat means at some point you will have to figure out how much food you can eat before your clothes completely give up trying to keep your obesity contained
There's something wrong with your bed when it isn't occupied by a colossal amount of mouse 🐭
🎨 Art by @neetbean.bsky.social
🎨 Art by @neetbean.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
There's something wrong with your bed when it isn't occupied by a colossal amount of mouse 🐭
🎨 Art by @neetbean.bsky.social
🎨 Art by @neetbean.bsky.social
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So here we have this thing called a "Lugia" except its a litttleeeeeee bit larger than usual
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
So here we have this thing called a "Lugia" except its a litttleeeeeee bit larger than usual
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Is this what they call a Mega Evolution now adays or nah
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Is this what they call a Mega Evolution now adays or nah
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Totally forgot about these
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Totally forgot about these