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Keltoi, the Curling Ginga
@keltoi.bsky.social
Foodie, Scotch lover, Fantasy 🏈 enthusiast, Curler 🥌, Traveler, 🐾 lover (I don’t own a dog but I do have dog treats), & Alpha 🐥


https://sites.google.com/view/curlingginga/home-of-curling-ginga
Another great Sunday with the Octo-box!

Pro tip: record redzone so you can fast forward when Tony Romo is speaking 👊💚

#nfl
#redzone
#sunday
#romosucks
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sometimes I only want to eat the homemade ranch, not on the side but with a spoon…or my finger 🫣🤦‍♀️🤤👊

#midwest
#ranch
#sundayfunday
#lunch
#spoon
#yummy
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Great Christmas show of talented local performers!! 💚🎄

Thank you Kalamazoo & Lansing for your guest performers 👊

#detroit
#christmas
#art
#stunday
#onepride
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Five of five stars for this documentary!

Discusses much of my recent experience with assholes that bully with yelling and physical retaliation.

Tell others, it’s not us…it’s them!

You can watch for free at link.tubi.tv/ZgnZxeFtNYb

#assholes
#canada
#dobetter
link.tubi.tv
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This is what I want for the holidays!!

A dog that will fetch me pizza 🍕 🐕💚

#dogs
#pizza
#presents
#holidays
#fetch
#gifts
#hungry
This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Phunkfish live!

Hot food, live music, & great folks…

it’s a another Saturday night in Michigan 💚

#motown
#detroit
#livemusic
#michigan
#goodfolks
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Half are employed full time 🤯

#shoplocal
#amazon
#walmart
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It’s snowing! 🌨️ 💚❄️
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Parade recovery, day 2!

It’s not easy being an elf 💚

#detroit
#parade
#compression
#massage
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Shop local all day!

#shoplocal
#michigan
#retail
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My second birthday with mom & dad in heaven. Zero birthday in 364 days 🫣

Very thankful for amazing Michiganders, Canadians, & pocket friends who fill each day with hope and happiness. 💚

#michigan
#parents
#birthday
#canada
#hope
#happy
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Pizza & Yuengling for lunch because it’s my birthday! 🎉

Napping to prepare for tonight’s steak 💚

#tuesday
#birthday
#steak
#nap
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 me!

Because I am NOT Sarah-from-Detroit…she’s the belligerent screamer! 😱

HBD to the Sarah from Michigan that curls & is not a belligerent screamer or a member of the Detroit Kurling Klub💚

Because Broomstones knows how to make world ranked curlers.

#curling
#detroit
#onepride
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The shopping season is upon us!

🎁🎁🎁🎁

Shop local & support your neighbors. 💚

#holidays
#local
#neighbors
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We stand together!

See something, say something.

#resist
#dobetter
#predators
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Turkish Airlines, Brazil's Gol, Colombia's Avianca and TAP Air Portugal have canceled their flights departing from Caracas. This follows the FAA issuing a security NOTAM cautioning aircraft operators about potential dangers in Venezuelan airspace that looks like this today:
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A tastie meal ended with a Canadian made Canadian butter tart.

As we were wrapping up the NF chef stopped by our table and had a chuckle when I wish his Skipper Brad Gushue good curling at Olympic trials this week. 💚🥌🍁

#canada
#elbowsup
#buttertart
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Be a better human or be quiet & always keep your hands to yourself 💚

#sunday
#dobetter
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Right now, Venezuela's airspace is also completely empty, and it is highly likely that the zero hour for the start of the attacks is very close.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This would have shocked me before I lived in the Midwest.

🤢🤮🥴
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Exhale & cocktail.

Wishing all pocket friends a fantastic weekend! 💚🥌👊

#friday
#weekend
#cocktail
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Another reason to rent a car for roadtrips 👊💚😉
US Border Patrol has been secretly using a nationwide network of license-plate readers and predictive algorithms to track millions of American drivers, even far from the border, ABC reports.

Anyone the system throws up for “suspicious travel patterns” are questioned, searched or arrested by police.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM