At this point it's fair to say the entire Republican party is complicit in murder. They can stop it, but won't.

Apparenty Donnie is threatening to cancel elections. He can't actually do that but I'll bet anyone beer and bragging rights Johnson and Vance will simply refuse to swear in any Democrat representitives or senators. Their justification, in full, will be "nope".

See, this is what happens when we let Donnie off the golf course. I mean, it's fun to complain about how much his golf trips cost the nation, but the more time he spends slicing into the rough and dropping pocketed balls onto the green, the safer everyone is.

No Gestapo in Minneapolis yet. Not gonna lie, I feel a bit snubbed. What, we're not war-torn enough like Portland? Come on, we're dangerous! We drink espresso, for Pete's sake.

I feel like I've leveled up on Bluesky. I finally got to block my first troll. It was exhilarating!

I don't like the slur "MAGAts", because actual maggots, as revolting as they are, are ecologically beneficial. No, if you want to want to refer to MAGA-hats with a creature that is pure bad with absolutely no redeeming qualities, I'd go with the Guinea worm.

2025 to 2020: "hold my beer!"

Help! I'm trapped in a tuna can!