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Celebrating life by eating 1 treat everyday
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Soul so thick it jiggles a lil
Big Guy by ice spice is on the line between the worst song ever made and the hardest bop to currently exist. She’s both a genius and a dummy for creating this paradox of a song
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Spreadsheets = :(
Spread cheeks= :)
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Guy at twisters is looking at me like I have his family held hostage. Big dawg I just want a burrito
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Would it be narcissistic if Jesus converted Christianity
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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praying in a bomb threat to God.
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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why don't furries just wait to reincarnate?
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
BlueSky Dragon Ball Z energy drink just dropped
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
FOUND MY AIRPOD 🎊🥳🎉🙌🍾
Lost my AirPod :(
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Joined a misogynist group on FB to see what they think.
Goddamn these guys REEK of insecurities
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My dream last night made me laugh so hard I woke up in laughter
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Lost my AirPod :(
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tanning booth that also wirelessly charges your phone
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I sleep with the tv on to scratch the primal itch of feeling like a caveman sleeping next to a fire
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
American and European Jews are so smart, funny, and profound in their art. It’s so surprising that Israeli Jews are the exact opposite of all of this with their art
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I hate that the brits are the toast and beans people. We have toast and beans too. AND THEYRE BETTER beans and toast
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Damn. I had such a good dream last night. I hope to have more dreams like it
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My impression of Trump at the optometrist:
Read the letters? I can read the letters. Trust me no one can read those letters better than I can. Many people are saying “wow Donald no one has read those letters better than you did incredible” the blurry ones at the bottom are RIGGED by the democrats
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My impression of Obama going to the optometrist:
“Uhhh let me see clear” 🕴🏾
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I have had so many dreams. And to see people live my dreams does make me happy 🫶 I hope they keep prospering
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Convinced minions where the ones behind the banana republics of the 50’s to ensure a reliable and cheap supply chain of bananas
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
To a vampire or a cannibal Kirk’s neck must feel like a water fountain
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I can be quirkier!!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
One of the most prolific terrorists has died today. A temu Hitler of sorts. One of the men most responsible for setting America in the path to fascism. May the world heal from the hurt he caused
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM