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Kevin G. Andersson
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March 6, 2021: I'm surprised I names l managed to fit all three on the park bench, and in the same frame.

From Top-To-Bottom: Stella, Bobby, and Deuce.

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🐶🐕‍🦺🐾🐩🐕🐶🐕‍🦺🐾🐩🐕
January 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Psssssst! Millennials, don't forget to bring your fellow Gen Z-ers with you.

I just thought this meme was funny.

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🕳️🏃🏼‍♀️🕳️🏃🏼‍♀️🕳️🏃🏼‍♀️🕳️🏃🏼‍♀️🕳️🏃🏼‍♀️

#Millennials
#GenZ
November 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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“China will never be able to replicate our technology”. — Elon Musk

🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

#ElonMuskIsATool
#ChineseElonMusk
#Tesla
October 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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I regularly ask myself, ‘Can a woman become President of our Nation?’

Hmmm, I wonder...

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#MadamePresident
#StateSecrets
#Girlfriends
#StillBetterThanTheAlternative
October 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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They say beauty is skin deep. So until I'm deep, deep inside; I can't make an assessment.

#BeautyIsSkinDeep
#DeepDownInside
#AreYouBeautiful
#NotShallow

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October 14, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Happy National Coming Out Day.

I'm sure this is meaningless in my profile, but just in case, please know this is a safe space.

#HappyNationalComingOutDay

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October 12, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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I've got nothing.

★DIES IN AFRIKAANS★

#ElonMuskIsATool

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October 8, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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FOX is the trashiest of all five networks. Why haven't they greenlit this yet? I'd totally watch.

The Real Housewives Of Fox.

Starring:
Donna Tubbs-Brown
Francine Smith
Linda Belcher
Marge Simpson
Lois Griffin

And Special Guest Star:
“Blac Ch... Angela Kardashian”

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September 6, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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Do you have an itch that NEEDS to be scratched?

#ScratchThatItch

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September 5, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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August 5, 2024: I would love to say that this is me after my daily three-mile run, but alas, it's not. This is me after walking the puppies for 10 minutes on a 100⁰+ / 100% humidity kind of day.

Three more weeks of summer.

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September 3, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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March 11, 2024: Uh-oh. I'm having that dream again. I'm in a restaurant, wearing only my trunks and my socks.

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August 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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July 21, 2024: Stella moved!

From Left-To-Right: Deuce, Bobby, and Stella.

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August 25, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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April 22, 2024: Not-So-Dear Sun,

Please go away forever, never to return.

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🌚☀️🌚☀️🌚☀️🌚☀️🌚☀️
August 25, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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April 22, 2023: Look Ma! No eyeglasses!

#NoEyeglasses

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August 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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I can't speak about childbirth; but I did pass a kidney stone in 2004. Doctors say passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth & amputation of a finger. I would rather pass a kidney stone than to listen to a second of TayTay’s “music”.

#TaylorSwift
#Swifties
#TorturedSouls

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August 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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April 25, 2024: Damn! My pre-Scarface days.

#PreScarface

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August 25, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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Especially after I bundle the Flavor-Aid with the 99 & 100 digital editions of The Tortured Poets Department. One will include a live bonus track of passing gas into a mike; the other one a recital of all the individuals’ (who have wronged me) addresses.

#TaylorSwift
#Swifties
#DrinkingTheFlavorAid
August 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Did you know that Nan Martin —known to all of you as Mrs. Frieda Claxton— plays Amanda Krueger (Freddy Krueger’s mother) in the A Nightmare On Elm Street movie series?

No? You're welcome.

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August 4, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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Tsk tsk tsk. Greta is watching you.

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🐢🧃🐢🧃🐢🧃🐢🧃🐢🧃

#TurtlesDoingCokeLines
#PlasticStraws
#WhenYouDontRecycle
#Turtles
#GretaThunberg
July 8, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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*Ding Dong*

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🩻💀🏴‍☠️🦴🩻💀🏴‍☠️🦴🩻💀🏴‍☠️🦴

#Skeletor
#ToysForTwats
#GoFuckYourself
#NeedyBitches
June 12, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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May 31, 2024: I'm trying to wear my hat at just the perfect jaunty angle.

Did I succeed?

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June 2, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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*DIES IN SPANISH*

#PrideMonth

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June 2, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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May 25, 2024: Attention ß¡tches, to all the mean girls (read: all gay men) out there; you better start being nice to me and start kissing the ring.

I got a few numbers off last night’s Powerball! I won't tell how much I won, but the signs around will tell you all you need to need.

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May 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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My username in the apps.

#JesusInTheStreetsSatanInTheSheets

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May 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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I can't really work a piece of clay into a piece of beautiful art.

That being said, I CAN do the rest. If you don't get off, I don't get off. Even if the train is packed. Or empty.

Wait, what was I talking about?

#FitsOfEcstasyAndPassion
#AndTotalScreamingAbandon

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May 24, 2024 at 3:21 PM