♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️
@kevsallaces.bsky.social
Pinned
Newcomer Award should have gone to Carmen, since she actually was NEW to the roster in 2025.
a woman with a choker around her neck is looking at the camera
ALT: a woman with a choker around her neck is looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Newcomer Award should have gone to Carmen, since she actually was NEW to the roster in 2025.
Should have been a manager of the year award. I’d have made space in my trophy case.
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Should have been a manager of the year award. I’d have made space in my trophy case.
Jesus, I didn’t move to the beach to freeze my ass off. Time for an extended getaway.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jesus, I didn’t move to the beach to freeze my ass off. Time for an extended getaway.
Off to Vegas. 🛫
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Off to Vegas. 🛫
Look at that. I even have my own pillow form.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Look at that. I even have my own pillow form.
Now I got that theme stuck in my head.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Now I got that theme stuck in my head.
As a result, this will be my last Mister Ed reference for the foreseeable future.
a black and white photo of a man talking on a phone with a horse
ALT: a black and white photo of a man talking on a phone with a horse
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
As a result, this will be my last Mister Ed reference for the foreseeable future.
All of you who bet on @carmenxsantana.bsky.social to wreck horse face, enjoy your winnings.
a woman wearing a choker that says houston
ALT: a woman wearing a choker that says houston
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
All of you who bet on @carmenxsantana.bsky.social to wreck horse face, enjoy your winnings.
I don’t give a fuck about either team, for the record.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I don’t give a fuck about either team, for the record.
And the referees are playing against them too.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
And the referees are playing against them too.
Their own field is playing against them as much as Denver though.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Their own field is playing against them as much as Denver though.
Commanders showing me something tonight. Blind squirrels can still find nuts.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Commanders showing me something tonight. Blind squirrels can still find nuts.
Now to decide where to spend the holidays.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Now to decide where to spend the holidays.
Taking December off. No bookings, only travel will be for fun.
👍
👍
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Taking December off. No bookings, only travel will be for fun.
👍
👍
Business handled. Let’s go check out the nightlife in NYC.
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Business handled. Let’s go check out the nightlife in NYC.
Camila was kidnapped once. They sent her parents a note that said, ‘WE WANT TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS OR YOU’LL SEE YOUR KID AGAIN."
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Camila was kidnapped once. They sent her parents a note that said, ‘WE WANT TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS OR YOU’LL SEE YOUR KID AGAIN."
When Camila was a kid, her parents moved a lot. But she always found them.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When Camila was a kid, her parents moved a lot. But she always found them.
Camila went to see her doctor. “Doctor, every morning I get up, look in the mirror and feel like throwing up; what’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know But your eyesight is perfect.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Camila went to see her doctor. “Doctor, every morning I get up, look in the mirror and feel like throwing up; what’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know But your eyesight is perfect.”
Camila’s parents hated her. Her bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Camila’s parents hated her. Her bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Just landed in NYC, looking to watch Carmen put down a horse Saturday.
a horse is standing in a stable and looking out the window .
ALT: a horse is standing in a stable and looking out the window .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just landed in NYC, looking to watch Carmen put down a horse Saturday.
Damn, don’t even know why the Bucs showed up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Damn, don’t even know why the Bucs showed up.
Even if I am apparently setting back the movement. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Even if I am apparently setting back the movement. 😂
I have learned today is International Men's Day. As a man who has been many places all over the world, I am prepared to accept your appreciation and gifts!
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I have learned today is International Men's Day. As a man who has been many places all over the world, I am prepared to accept your appreciation and gifts!