Kev Pea Williams
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PUBLIC FIG ROLL EATER. Limoncello breeder, tennissy, strawberry shepherd, vid shitter, sporadic runner, sciencey, weights, politicky, shite...
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Pete Hegseth demonstrates the latest US weaponry
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#petehegseth #DonaldTrunp #departmentofwar
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December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Pete Hegseth demonstrates the latest US weaponry
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#petehegseth #DonaldTrunp #departmentofwar
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#petehegseth #DonaldTrunp #departmentofwar
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social
What a left foot/ game bird/ total prat/ sell-out barrister*.
*Ah. Is there any other kind?
#joeybarton #CourtVerdict #news #mondaymadness #hignfy #gullscorer #gulldimboot #bird
What a left foot/ game bird/ total prat/ sell-out barrister*.
*Ah. Is there any other kind?
#joeybarton #CourtVerdict #news #mondaymadness #hignfy #gullscorer #gulldimboot #bird
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social
What a left foot/ game bird/ total prat/ sell-out barrister*.
*Ah. Is there any other kind?
#joeybarton #CourtVerdict #news #mondaymadness #hignfy #gullscorer #gulldimboot #bird
What a left foot/ game bird/ total prat/ sell-out barrister*.
*Ah. Is there any other kind?
#joeybarton #CourtVerdict #news #mondaymadness #hignfy #gullscorer #gulldimboot #bird
Poetic justice would be Nigel Farage having a stroke as a result of his 'lifestyle' and having locked-in syndrome, entirely reliant on immigrant healthcare professionals to bed bath him to avoid his shrivelled choad getting bed sores.
#poeticjustice #facistfarage #nigelfarage
#poeticjustice #facistfarage #nigelfarage
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December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Poetic justice would be Nigel Farage having a stroke as a result of his 'lifestyle' and having locked-in syndrome, entirely reliant on immigrant healthcare professionals to bed bath him to avoid his shrivelled choad getting bed sores.
#poeticjustice #facistfarage #nigelfarage
#poeticjustice #facistfarage #nigelfarage
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Supermoon I hear you ask? Yup, nearly froze my meteorites off getting this blue beauty. Appropriately called the Cold Moon. 🥶 Worth it!
#moon #coldmoon #supermoon #space #cosmos
#moon #coldmoon #supermoon #space #cosmos
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Supermoon I hear you ask? Yup, nearly froze my meteorites off getting this blue beauty. Appropriately called the Cold Moon. 🥶 Worth it!
#moon #coldmoon #supermoon #space #cosmos
#moon #coldmoon #supermoon #space #cosmos
My contribution to Christmas at work... a ravaging rampaging alcoholic with a leering psychotic stare and top hat. No, I'm not talking about Rees-Mogg, but handmade Sloppy the Snowman ⛄ with his very erect nose. He's got an eye for the ladies...😬
#christmas #sloppythesnowman
#christmas #sloppythesnowman
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My contribution to Christmas at work... a ravaging rampaging alcoholic with a leering psychotic stare and top hat. No, I'm not talking about Rees-Mogg, but handmade Sloppy the Snowman ⛄ with his very erect nose. He's got an eye for the ladies...😬
#christmas #sloppythesnowman
#christmas #sloppythesnowman
Probably (?!) my last Christmas (52 so far) as a Londoner, and feeling the rockin' vibes from the Penge decorations. 🌲🎁🎄🎅🏻🦌🦖
#penge #london #christmas #early ? #dinosaur
#penge #london #christmas #early ? #dinosaur
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Probably (?!) my last Christmas (52 so far) as a Londoner, and feeling the rockin' vibes from the Penge decorations. 🌲🎁🎄🎅🏻🦌🦖
#penge #london #christmas #early ? #dinosaur
#penge #london #christmas #early ? #dinosaur
Jamie Campbell Bower in #strangerthings reminds me of Malcolm McDowell in #aclockworkorange so very much that I want to say Eggy Weggs whenever he appears! It should be a drinking game!
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Jamie Campbell Bower in #strangerthings reminds me of Malcolm McDowell in #aclockworkorange so very much that I want to say Eggy Weggs whenever he appears! It should be a drinking game!
I'm on the curve at last, watching Stranger Things 4. It's not having any adverse effects. 🙃
#strangerthings #thedufferbrothers
#strangerthings #thedufferbrothers
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm on the curve at last, watching Stranger Things 4. It's not having any adverse effects. 🙃
#strangerthings #thedufferbrothers
#strangerthings #thedufferbrothers
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
FINALLY a version of Frankenstein that hits the mark. Guillermo del Toro, Jacob Elordi, Oscar Isaac and the marvellous Mia Goth are pretty damn perfect. Mary Shelley would feel vindicated. This is definitive.
#maryshelley #frankenstein #jacobelordi #oscarisaac #miagoth
#maryshelley #frankenstein #jacobelordi #oscarisaac #miagoth
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
FINALLY a version of Frankenstein that hits the mark. Guillermo del Toro, Jacob Elordi, Oscar Isaac and the marvellous Mia Goth are pretty damn perfect. Mary Shelley would feel vindicated. This is definitive.
#maryshelley #frankenstein #jacobelordi #oscarisaac #miagoth
#maryshelley #frankenstein #jacobelordi #oscarisaac #miagoth
Polyp, my polyp
Gift of Halloween
The horror my horror
Isn't a fever dream
Pulsing polyp
It's blood you crave
Ferociously atrociously
I'm your fleshy slave
Garish growth
Stealing my power
Eclipses ellipses
Orbits every hour
Polyp, my polyp
Going mad and rave
Hyde to my Jekyll
Spare me the grave.
Gift of Halloween
The horror my horror
Isn't a fever dream
Pulsing polyp
It's blood you crave
Ferociously atrociously
I'm your fleshy slave
Garish growth
Stealing my power
Eclipses ellipses
Orbits every hour
Polyp, my polyp
Going mad and rave
Hyde to my Jekyll
Spare me the grave.
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Polyp, my polyp
Gift of Halloween
The horror my horror
Isn't a fever dream
Pulsing polyp
It's blood you crave
Ferociously atrociously
I'm your fleshy slave
Garish growth
Stealing my power
Eclipses ellipses
Orbits every hour
Polyp, my polyp
Going mad and rave
Hyde to my Jekyll
Spare me the grave.
Gift of Halloween
The horror my horror
Isn't a fever dream
Pulsing polyp
It's blood you crave
Ferociously atrociously
I'm your fleshy slave
Garish growth
Stealing my power
Eclipses ellipses
Orbits every hour
Polyp, my polyp
Going mad and rave
Hyde to my Jekyll
Spare me the grave.
TFL have offered me millions for my Eustachian Tubes, in a plan to replace underground tunnels on the network. They're congested, overflowing, cause daily misery and utterly shit, but my Eustachian Tubes would still improve Euston Station. 💊💊
#tfl #london #eustachianstation
#tfl #london #eustachianstation
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
TFL have offered me millions for my Eustachian Tubes, in a plan to replace underground tunnels on the network. They're congested, overflowing, cause daily misery and utterly shit, but my Eustachian Tubes would still improve Euston Station. 💊💊
#tfl #london #eustachianstation
#tfl #london #eustachianstation
Metal bottomed world. Been thinking about this for ages, seeing colleagues cooking in metal vessels. Also my greatest ever limerick.
#metal #microwave #work #lunch
#limerick 💩
#metal #microwave #work #lunch
#limerick 💩
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Metal bottomed world. Been thinking about this for ages, seeing colleagues cooking in metal vessels. Also my greatest ever limerick.
#metal #microwave #work #lunch
#limerick 💩
#metal #microwave #work #lunch
#limerick 💩
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The only way to end #battleofhastings day is to watch yet again the sublime BBC documentary series episode 1 of #thenormans with the mighty Saaaf Laaandener historian #robertbartlett . GOD WILLS IT! (I'm an atheist but I love the confidence)
October 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The only way to end #battleofhastings day is to watch yet again the sublime BBC documentary series episode 1 of #thenormans with the mighty Saaaf Laaandener historian #robertbartlett . GOD WILLS IT! (I'm an atheist but I love the confidence)
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#harold #battleofhastings #eastsussex #kingandconqueror #1066 #normandy #dukeofnormandy #williamthebastard #darts #archery #arrow #pubs #taverns #anglosaxon #edithswanneck
#harold #battleofhastings #eastsussex #kingandconqueror #1066 #normandy #dukeofnormandy #williamthebastard #darts #archery #arrow #pubs #taverns #anglosaxon #edithswanneck
October 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Whoever made it so is an utter technicunt, evidently very loathsome.
#duraspeed #andoid #technicuntery #technicunt #cantbemodified
#duraspeed #andoid #technicuntery #technicunt #cantbemodified
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Whoever made it so is an utter technicunt, evidently very loathsome.
#duraspeed #andoid #technicuntery #technicunt #cantbemodified
#duraspeed #andoid #technicuntery #technicunt #cantbemodified
#britainsnuclearbombscandal Yet another reason why the 'systems' of government in the UK are disgustingly defensive despite evidence of wrong doing. The MOD have zero morality, victims are simply chaff. The atomic tests of the 1950s were appalling and a moronic debasement of science.
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
#britainsnuclearbombscandal Yet another reason why the 'systems' of government in the UK are disgustingly defensive despite evidence of wrong doing. The MOD have zero morality, victims are simply chaff. The atomic tests of the 1950s were appalling and a moronic debasement of science.
BEHOLD THE HARVEST SUPERMOON AND REPENT, YE! Or failing that, have a Guinness.
#harvestmoon #harvestsupermoon #moon #space n shit!
#harvestmoon #harvestsupermoon #moon #space n shit!
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
BEHOLD THE HARVEST SUPERMOON AND REPENT, YE! Or failing that, have a Guinness.
#harvestmoon #harvestsupermoon #moon #space n shit!
#harvestmoon #harvestsupermoon #moon #space n shit!
@nickabbot.bsky.social @mrjamesob.bsky.social @jonathanpienews.bsky.social
Statute of a right liberty 🗽
#trump #dictator #despot #autocrat #tyrant #monarch #king #theconstitution #president #usa
Statute of a right liberty 🗽
#trump #dictator #despot #autocrat #tyrant #monarch #king #theconstitution #president #usa
October 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@nickabbot.bsky.social @mrjamesob.bsky.social @jonathanpienews.bsky.social
Statute of a right liberty 🗽
#trump #dictator #despot #autocrat #tyrant #monarch #king #theconstitution #president #usa
Statute of a right liberty 🗽
#trump #dictator #despot #autocrat #tyrant #monarch #king #theconstitution #president #usa
October 2025...the UK news and media are OBSESSED with election 2029 already, so I thought I would quantify the cuntishness of the protagonists. As far as I can work out at this primordial stage, we have this summary. The economy, energy bills, inflation are unpredictable and excluded. #election
October 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
October 2025...the UK news and media are OBSESSED with election 2029 already, so I thought I would quantify the cuntishness of the protagonists. As far as I can work out at this primordial stage, we have this summary. The economy, energy bills, inflation are unpredictable and excluded. #election