keytarchris 🍉
@keytarchris.bsky.social
sometimes artist, sometimes activist, always Weezer and conservation biology fan
skeeting on Wangal land
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skeeting on Wangal land
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Still thinking about The Bone Temple
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Still thinking about The Bone Temple
When you walk to the end of the train platform where no one else is waiting, that's where you can stare up at the sky with your hands on your hips, start yodelling, make phone calls, or do some stretches as if you're about to go running. And no one can say anything or stop you. That's freedom, baby.
January 25, 2026 at 11:28 AM
When you walk to the end of the train platform where no one else is waiting, that's where you can stare up at the sky with your hands on your hips, start yodelling, make phone calls, or do some stretches as if you're about to go running. And no one can say anything or stop you. That's freedom, baby.
am i getting wayy grumpier as I get older or are people actually getting stupider, and society is crumbling, it cannot just be me
January 23, 2026 at 12:35 PM
am i getting wayy grumpier as I get older or are people actually getting stupider, and society is crumbling, it cannot just be me
i swear most people on peak hour buses have never been on a bus before, like why are there 12 people standing by the front of the bus, blocking the access to all the seats at the back??? r u guys for real, are you really serious???
January 23, 2026 at 12:32 PM
i swear most people on peak hour buses have never been on a bus before, like why are there 12 people standing by the front of the bus, blocking the access to all the seats at the back??? r u guys for real, are you really serious???
I can't believe it's still 2025
December 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I can't believe it's still 2025
Okay so anyway then i got a job and could afford to see my psychiatrist again so this is Bananas to read back on because the adhd meds rly have me waking up willingly at 8am. I was trying so hard just to ✨leave my room✨ 6 mnths ago holy moly
I'm battling the seasonal depression by trying to dress monochrome each day, seeing if having a plan helps me get out of bed before 1pm. (sometimes I feel maybe it's having to choose an outfit, that paralyses me?) This was yesterday, day 1. 12:30pm. The yellow made me so happy the whole day. ⭐
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Okay so anyway then i got a job and could afford to see my psychiatrist again so this is Bananas to read back on because the adhd meds rly have me waking up willingly at 8am. I was trying so hard just to ✨leave my room✨ 6 mnths ago holy moly
In 2026 I am no longer going to feel shame about the artists I found solely through Glee (2009-2015). 'Landslide' by Fleetwood Mac? Oh you mean the Brittana anthem? And yeah I love 'Silly Love Songs' by The Warblers.
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
In 2026 I am no longer going to feel shame about the artists I found solely through Glee (2009-2015). 'Landslide' by Fleetwood Mac? Oh you mean the Brittana anthem? And yeah I love 'Silly Love Songs' by The Warblers.
When Tron: Legacy came out I really thought all the cool alt girls were gonna have Quorra's asymmetric bob for the whole next year, but I think the only people who caught onto her genius were a couple of middle aged mums at my church and the Kmart store manager
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When Tron: Legacy came out I really thought all the cool alt girls were gonna have Quorra's asymmetric bob for the whole next year, but I think the only people who caught onto her genius were a couple of middle aged mums at my church and the Kmart store manager
I wonder if my neighbours who leave the house before 5am know about "love thy neighbour" and "closing your doors gently instead of slamming them"
September 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I wonder if my neighbours who leave the house before 5am know about "love thy neighbour" and "closing your doors gently instead of slamming them"
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
I can't believe the Telstra cinema music is a real song #hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I can't believe the Telstra cinema music is a real song #hottest100
My #hottest100 votes! SAD to see Red Right Hand so high up in the countdown! I have no idea what to expect today
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My #hottest100 votes! SAD to see Red Right Hand so high up in the countdown! I have no idea what to expect today
I know "I ain't quittin' you" is a Brokeback Mountain quote but i just need people to know that when I say it I'm saying it in Owen Wilson's voice from Night at the Museum.
July 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I know "I ain't quittin' you" is a Brokeback Mountain quote but i just need people to know that when I say it I'm saying it in Owen Wilson's voice from Night at the Museum.
Skorts are sooo gender, can we all agree?
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Skorts are sooo gender, can we all agree?
When did black pepper become the spice that goes with salt? Like why did that ever become a thing? My mum rarely used pepper in her cooking, so it wasn't a spice I even really thought to buy when I moved out. But then every guest I had wanted to put pepper on everything and I was like, oh right, duh
June 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When did black pepper become the spice that goes with salt? Like why did that ever become a thing? My mum rarely used pepper in her cooking, so it wasn't a spice I even really thought to buy when I moved out. But then every guest I had wanted to put pepper on everything and I was like, oh right, duh
Bluesky and tumblr and my email inbox are the only safe places on the internet
The lack of algorithm on Bluesky tells me that we were fools to accept it elsewhere. We all now talk about how Musk uses it to suppress dissent on twitter, but he hardly invented it. Letting someone else set parameters for what you see is maybe the most poisonous thing that social media normalised.
June 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Bluesky and tumblr and my email inbox are the only safe places on the internet
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Australia: COVID deaths in aged care jump as infections spread.
"34 residents of aged care homes died from Covid-19 over the week to 19 June, a sharp jump from the previous week."
Live news blog: www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
"34 residents of aged care homes died from Covid-19 over the week to 19 June, a sharp jump from the previous week."
Live news blog: www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
June 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Australia: COVID deaths in aged care jump as infections spread.
"34 residents of aged care homes died from Covid-19 over the week to 19 June, a sharp jump from the previous week."
Live news blog: www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
"34 residents of aged care homes died from Covid-19 over the week to 19 June, a sharp jump from the previous week."
Live news blog: www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Day 7? Pink. I know I have better, more elaborate pink clothes than this shows, but I'm not feeling it. 1:45pm. I only wanted to do this challenge for a week but I haven't done red, orange, white or brown yet, so will continue from Sunday! (have a hobbit themed picnic tomorrow)
June 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Day 7? Pink. I know I have better, more elaborate pink clothes than this shows, but I'm not feeling it. 1:45pm. I only wanted to do this challenge for a week but I haven't done red, orange, white or brown yet, so will continue from Sunday! (have a hobbit themed picnic tomorrow)
Day 6: Purple! Got out of bed 11:15am. (housemate is out of the house lol that's probably why). I keep almost remembering what I'm supposed to be doing, and then it leaves me again :)💜
June 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Day 6: Purple! Got out of bed 11:15am. (housemate is out of the house lol that's probably why). I keep almost remembering what I'm supposed to be doing, and then it leaves me again :)💜
Day 5: baby blue? Time isn't real so I have no concept of what time i got up. I don't think this is working for my mood lol but at least posting my outfit is making me get out of bed PERIOD. (Orange tshirt is drying my hair, just pretend it's blue.)
June 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Day 5: baby blue? Time isn't real so I have no concept of what time i got up. I don't think this is working for my mood lol but at least posting my outfit is making me get out of bed PERIOD. (Orange tshirt is drying my hair, just pretend it's blue.)
Day 4: Blue. Got up 11:50am. I think actually a huge part of me not wanting to leave my room is because most days i don't have the energy for small talk with my housemate 🥲 on days like today, where she's working in the office, I am free to roam the house and garden as i please 💙
June 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Day 4: Blue. Got up 11:50am. I think actually a huge part of me not wanting to leave my room is because most days i don't have the energy for small talk with my housemate 🥲 on days like today, where she's working in the office, I am free to roam the house and garden as i please 💙
Day 3: dark green/teal. Got up 2.50pm 💀 better late than never? I think the novelty might be wearing off already lol. Tomorrow is blue, i have more fun blue clothes so maybe it'll be more inspiring.
June 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Day 3: dark green/teal. Got up 2.50pm 💀 better late than never? I think the novelty might be wearing off already lol. Tomorrow is blue, i have more fun blue clothes so maybe it'll be more inspiring.