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The average American uses enough water for 800,000 chatbot prompts. per day. That seems insane because normally we don't think about the amount of water it takes to make a single sheet of paper or (if you're in for a wild ride) to produce a hamburger or pair of jeans.
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The average American uses enough water for 800,000 chatbot prompts. per day. That seems insane because normally we don't think about the amount of water it takes to make a single sheet of paper or (if you're in for a wild ride) to produce a hamburger or pair of jeans.
Whatever throats your goat... is how I assume that statement goes
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Whatever throats your goat... is how I assume that statement goes
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social y'all yelling at us to hurry boarding to make an on time departure when your plane showed up late is fucking wild
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social y'all yelling at us to hurry boarding to make an on time departure when your plane showed up late is fucking wild
if you gave scientists unlimited funding and time you could not come up with a better way to make people
miserable (customers and employees) than the Rain Forest Cafe
miserable (customers and employees) than the Rain Forest Cafe
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
if you gave scientists unlimited funding and time you could not come up with a better way to make people
miserable (customers and employees) than the Rain Forest Cafe
miserable (customers and employees) than the Rain Forest Cafe
there was a glorious moment during the pandemic, brief in hindsight, where we came together as a society and agreed that there were only three kinds of togo container we needed and three lids. now i feel like i have the streaming wars in my tupperware drawer. it's all the same but none of it works.
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
there was a glorious moment during the pandemic, brief in hindsight, where we came together as a society and agreed that there were only three kinds of togo container we needed and three lids. now i feel like i have the streaming wars in my tupperware drawer. it's all the same but none of it works.
every time i've ever written "gentle reminder" in an email it has actually meant that i want to shake whomever i'm emailing.
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
every time i've ever written "gentle reminder" in an email it has actually meant that i want to shake whomever i'm emailing.
amazing how everyone's into "cold foam", y'all that is whipped cream grow the fuck up
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
amazing how everyone's into "cold foam", y'all that is whipped cream grow the fuck up
men's bathroom etiquette is so confusing. if the dude in the stall next to me farts, is that like revving your engine at a stop light? is he trying to race?
October 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
men's bathroom etiquette is so confusing. if the dude in the stall next to me farts, is that like revving your engine at a stop light? is he trying to race?
"Bozo" has gotta be a top 5 all time insult
October 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Bozo" has gotta be a top 5 all time insult
i'm taking an ethics training and i think the instructor is a little nonplussed with how fast i'm getting all the right answers
October 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i'm taking an ethics training and i think the instructor is a little nonplussed with how fast i'm getting all the right answers
it's bad when your host trips over the words "political" and "body positivity" because it means they don't say them that often
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
it's bad when your host trips over the words "political" and "body positivity" because it means they don't say them that often
discovering aliens is just the Rapture for scientists
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
discovering aliens is just the Rapture for scientists
how am i just now realizing that She-Hulk was Orphan Black?! how could anyone have disliked She-Hulk?!
September 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
how am i just now realizing that She-Hulk was Orphan Black?! how could anyone have disliked She-Hulk?!
in case your day is going poorly a friend of mine's mom emailed "are you available for a call" to her boss and autocorrect made it "are you available for anal" and she did NOT catch it before she hit send
September 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
in case your day is going poorly a friend of mine's mom emailed "are you available for a call" to her boss and autocorrect made it "are you available for anal" and she did NOT catch it before she hit send
if Charlie Kirk Day becomes a national holiday, i'll spend it as he would have wanted: by fighting for trans rights
Q: Would the president like to see Congress pass a national holiday honoring Charlie Kirk annually?
LEAVITT: I'm sure he wouldn't oppose such a thing
LEAVITT: I'm sure he wouldn't oppose such a thing
September 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
if Charlie Kirk Day becomes a national holiday, i'll spend it as he would have wanted: by fighting for trans rights
i'm worried we've lost a generation of actors because any millennial that's good at improv became a therapist
September 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i'm worried we've lost a generation of actors because any millennial that's good at improv became a therapist
i don't have kids but i have seen a video of Gordon Ramsey's kid telling him he doesn't like his scrambled eggs so i think i understand
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i don't have kids but i have seen a video of Gordon Ramsey's kid telling him he doesn't like his scrambled eggs so i think i understand
being a Seattlite is hearing the rain in the night and feeling it wash away a stress you didn't know you had
September 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
being a Seattlite is hearing the rain in the night and feeling it wash away a stress you didn't know you had
i dunno how to explain that the show i saw was at the old Crocodile but not the old old Crocodile. is it the old new Crocodile? the old new Crocodile? 2 Croc 2 Odile?
September 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i dunno how to explain that the show i saw was at the old Crocodile but not the old old Crocodile. is it the old new Crocodile? the old new Crocodile? 2 Croc 2 Odile?
just watched a guy run for the bus like Yosemite Sam. day made
September 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
just watched a guy run for the bus like Yosemite Sam. day made
"Tyler Durden is a model for all men, in this essay i will..."
When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point
September 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Tyler Durden is a model for all men, in this essay i will..."
you know when the Chinese are urging us to bravery we're kinda cooked
In which I said to Americans: “I just can’t emphasize enough to be braver than you think you can. If you don’t pay the middle price now, you’re gonna pay a huge price. People go to jail, people disappear, people die for the right to speak, now you only need to lose your job.” pen.org/what-oversea...
Propaganda, Isolation, Censorship, and Entertainment: What Overseas Press Know About the Authoritarian Playbook
Anna Nemzer, M. Gessen, and Yaqiu Wang discuss how media falls victim under authoritarianism, and what America should watch out for.
pen.org
September 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
you know when the Chinese are urging us to bravery we're kinda cooked
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Google indexed the web, everybody carved up the web into little monetized walled gardens there's no web to index anymore and that's why web search isn't as good.
September 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Google indexed the web, everybody carved up the web into little monetized walled gardens there's no web to index anymore and that's why web search isn't as good.
OH: "i will just not be debating mexican food with northwest white people"
September 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
OH: "i will just not be debating mexican food with northwest white people"
Fifty Ways to Catch a Killer: Hosted by 50 Cent is some inter-dimensional cable ass shit
September 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fifty Ways to Catch a Killer: Hosted by 50 Cent is some inter-dimensional cable ass shit