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@khaosguillotine.bsky.social
90% dropout 10% family guy
Every thanksgiving my Morphe 350 palette from 2016 calls to me like the green goblin mask
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The second half of #Haztober was kind of a blur, with the concert and London and more, so I didn't get too much BTS footage. But here's some of what I did get!
#ThisIsAmirica
#FriendshipIsTheBestShip
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Do y’all think this means he saw how many six seven jokes I made in his line
I SEE EVERYTHING
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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what waking up to a @khaosguillotine.bsky.social message looks like
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Got to meet the iconic @khaosguillotine.bsky.social irl feat: random person in the background
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Guess who’s getting head? Hint: it’s @inflatablealastor.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Great to see my good friend @amirtalai.bsky.social again.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Damn new print kinda fire
@amirtalai.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Whoops I dropped this @amirtalai.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What’s 9 + 10??
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I need a cigarette and a hot tub
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Guess my mental health status based on the episode I’m watching 🤪🤪🤪
August 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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also this showed up in my memories today
August 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Exactly one year ago today in Chicago I met @amirtalai.bsky.social. I didn’t let him take the pic himself because I wanted to crop him out. The pics popped up in my memories today and the Live Photo caught the moment he said “No you’re not” and proceeded to make it the most difficult pic to crop
August 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Feeling like I’m doing a quick change during a ballad on broadway when I have to change my tampon in the middle of the night before I lose my sleepiness
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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reminder:

black lives matter
asian lives matter
protect the environment
queer and trans rights
free Palestine
free Sudan
free Congo
kindness is free
stop ableism
protect our kids
August 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I missed seeing ass all because of the Bible
August 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The scripture that is presented 10 minutes after a lecture on lust:
Thy two breasts are like two young roes That are twins which feed among the lilies
the chances of hearing porn from the bible when in conversation with @emhahee.bsky.social and @khaosguillotine.bsky.social is low but never 0
August 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@emhahee.bsky.social and I when we have the same brand of religious trauma
August 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Annual “I touched grass” proof for @amirtalai.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s been a while since I’ve truly blessed everyone with a good @amirtalai.bsky.social edit and honestly the Patrick Stump thing is a good reason to make one
July 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Decided to investigate the circus tent theory but like.. where is @amirtalai.bsky.social
July 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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celebrating @khaosguillotine.bsky.social oh shit I mean- celebrating KERMASTOR’S day it’s #KERMASTOROCALYPSE and #kermastor2025 my bad, nothing else happening

@amirtalai.bsky.social y’all should be grateful my laptop has been busted for over a year or this would’ve been a full video
July 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRINGS? #kermastorocalypse #kermastor2025
@amirtalai.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM