Kialesse
@kialesse.bsky.social
I love coffee and cats and spreadsheets and @achloryn.
My very favorite kind of quests in WoW is when the NPC begs for my help in repairing some kind of ancient alien technology and my solution is just to beat it with a blunt object until it cooperates.
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
My very favorite kind of quests in WoW is when the NPC begs for my help in repairing some kind of ancient alien technology and my solution is just to beat it with a blunt object until it cooperates.
There is something extremely Deus Ex Adversary about this Xal-whatshername person. Like I know literally nothing about who she is, where she came from, or why she is Evil. She just sprung up as a Fully Formed Villain out of nowhere.
Is she a mushroom? She might be a mushroom. Mushrooms do that.
Is she a mushroom? She might be a mushroom. Mushrooms do that.
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
There is something extremely Deus Ex Adversary about this Xal-whatshername person. Like I know literally nothing about who she is, where she came from, or why she is Evil. She just sprung up as a Fully Formed Villain out of nowhere.
Is she a mushroom? She might be a mushroom. Mushrooms do that.
Is she a mushroom? She might be a mushroom. Mushrooms do that.
Just pre-purchases WoW Midnight and logged on to get this Catch Up thing and I am baffled.
a man says it is truly bewildering on a netflix ad
ALT: a man says it is truly bewildering on a netflix ad
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January 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Just pre-purchases WoW Midnight and logged on to get this Catch Up thing and I am baffled.
TIL THAT THE CH IN "CHTHONIC" IS SILENT. IT'S PRONOUNCED "THAUN-ICK".
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
TIL THAT THE CH IN "CHTHONIC" IS SILENT. IT'S PRONOUNCED "THAUN-ICK".
spent the day at the cottage with Shane and Ilya (yes I binged all six episodes. again.) and it didn't immediately heal my stupid nose but my grinchy heart DID grow three sizes at least so that's not nothing
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
spent the day at the cottage with Shane and Ilya (yes I binged all six episodes. again.) and it didn't immediately heal my stupid nose but my grinchy heart DID grow three sizes at least so that's not nothing
I watched episode 4 of Heated Rivalry last night and I am not okay about it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I watched episode 4 of Heated Rivalry last night and I am not okay about it.
Just finished rereading The Hunger Games trilogy for the first time in at least five years if not ten and it's far more depressing and horrific than I remember.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just finished rereading The Hunger Games trilogy for the first time in at least five years if not ten and it's far more depressing and horrific than I remember.
TIL the British have a radically different concept of what a "flapjack" is than I do.
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
TIL the British have a radically different concept of what a "flapjack" is than I do.
Friends, @achloryn.bsky.social just said that the majority of people wake up with headaches 0% of the time (if they are not sick or hungover) and like that cannot actually be real. I do not believe it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Friends, @achloryn.bsky.social just said that the majority of people wake up with headaches 0% of the time (if they are not sick or hungover) and like that cannot actually be real. I do not believe it.
Today I had to jump directly from No Coat to Medium Coat and I don't like it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Today I had to jump directly from No Coat to Medium Coat and I don't like it.
Every game I've tried to play tonight has been Wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every game I've tried to play tonight has been Wrong.
Currently five espresso martinis and three Midori sours deep at some bar where the playlist is 100% run by a millennial woman. I don't know who she is but I love her so much.
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Currently five espresso martinis and three Midori sours deep at some bar where the playlist is 100% run by a millennial woman. I don't know who she is but I love her so much.
I've reached the stage of my life where I have flown out of O'Hare Terminal 1, Concourse C, way, WAY at the end so many times that I no longer feel compelled to make sure my gate is there before I get my coffee.
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I've reached the stage of my life where I have flown out of O'Hare Terminal 1, Concourse C, way, WAY at the end so many times that I no longer feel compelled to make sure my gate is there before I get my coffee.
So I'm applying for an SCA Kingdom level job and I had forgotten that I hate writing cover letters with all the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So I'm applying for an SCA Kingdom level job and I had forgotten that I hate writing cover letters with all the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
NEW BOOK DAY NEW BOOK DAY NEW BOOK DAY
I warned @achloryn.bsky.social that I was about to temporarily forget he existed. He promised to break out the bagpipes every time he got up.
I warned @achloryn.bsky.social that I was about to temporarily forget he existed. He promised to break out the bagpipes every time he got up.
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
NEW BOOK DAY NEW BOOK DAY NEW BOOK DAY
I warned @achloryn.bsky.social that I was about to temporarily forget he existed. He promised to break out the bagpipes every time he got up.
I warned @achloryn.bsky.social that I was about to temporarily forget he existed. He promised to break out the bagpipes every time he got up.
The thing nobody tells you about cats is that you can buy them a scratchy climby tree bed thing like this one and it will be UTTERLY IGNORED for literal years until one day you accidentally rotate it 90 degrees and suddenly it is the most interesting thing your cat has ever seen.
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The thing nobody tells you about cats is that you can buy them a scratchy climby tree bed thing like this one and it will be UTTERLY IGNORED for literal years until one day you accidentally rotate it 90 degrees and suddenly it is the most interesting thing your cat has ever seen.
OH MY GOD. WRITERS. AUTHORS. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING. PLEASE. IT'S "FAZED". A PERSON CALM AND COLLECTED IN THE FACE OF CHAOS IS "UNFAZED". IF THEY ARE "UNPHASED", THEY ARE BLINKING IN AND OUT OF CORPORALITY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
OH MY GOD. WRITERS. AUTHORS. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING. PLEASE. IT'S "FAZED". A PERSON CALM AND COLLECTED IN THE FACE OF CHAOS IS "UNFAZED". IF THEY ARE "UNPHASED", THEY ARE BLINKING IN AND OUT OF CORPORALITY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
So I'm not very good at D3 and I haven't played it in absolute ages. I do it to relax via mindless slaughter and destruction, so I play seasonal hardcore heroes. Last night, I died on levels 16, 10, 12, 6, and 3.
September 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So I'm not very good at D3 and I haven't played it in absolute ages. I do it to relax via mindless slaughter and destruction, so I play seasonal hardcore heroes. Last night, I died on levels 16, 10, 12, 6, and 3.
Reinstalled D3 and it's all @achloryn.bsky.social's fault as usual.
September 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reinstalled D3 and it's all @achloryn.bsky.social's fault as usual.
As perhaps the shittiest possible souvenir to bring home from vacation, @achloryn.bsky.social and I are now positive for COVID.
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As perhaps the shittiest possible souvenir to bring home from vacation, @achloryn.bsky.social and I are now positive for COVID.
Cannot wait to get home and go "What drunk-ass monkey packed this suitcase like an idiot?!?" and then remember oh yes, the drunk-ass monkey was me. I am the drunk-ass monkey.
September 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Cannot wait to get home and go "What drunk-ass monkey packed this suitcase like an idiot?!?" and then remember oh yes, the drunk-ass monkey was me. I am the drunk-ass monkey.
I asked one of the piano bar trio (jenporter.com) if I could tip them $20 bucks for a duck. She said "Girl, just take one!" and I said, "I'm tipping you anyway because you're amazing" and she totally is. #ChicagoProud
September 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I asked one of the piano bar trio (jenporter.com) if I could tip them $20 bucks for a duck. She said "Girl, just take one!" and I said, "I'm tipping you anyway because you're amazing" and she totally is. #ChicagoProud
In case you were wondering, this is what I look like at nearly 11pm on the last day of a cruise, probably 3 bottles of Riesling in.
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
In case you were wondering, this is what I look like at nearly 11pm on the last day of a cruise, probably 3 bottles of Riesling in.