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You're not The Illuminati, you're a very naughty boy. DM = blocked unless there has been prior interaction

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kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 5h

Looks like they worship Anoia

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 5h

Having seen the before and after, I would be more surprised if there had been ANY survivors

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

I'm not entirely sure that starving your own military is a particularly good idea.

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

That's not a great option.

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

I would have clubbed him to death with his own severed leg. No jury would ever convict

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

Like The Siege of Rhodes?

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

Baby wars

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

I literally came here to suggest this.

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

There are actually apps for that

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

Did he survive?

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kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

They're doing that too

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kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

I already have dreams like that. TMI?

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kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 6h

More like "soon our robots will be doing all the jobs, and we'll be wondering why no one is buying our goods and services"

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💙💙🤔CJ🤨🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 @cnice59.bsky.social · 1d

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kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 7h

I hear Dubai has higher windows

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 8h

a man wearing a green mask and a suit says sssss smokin '

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kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 8h

DDEB

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 8h

She's the GOAT

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 8h

If you don't do chores, that frees up more time for the essentials of life

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 8h

Less than 0.5%

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 8h

If it's alcohol, and darkness, I think he'll appreciate it

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tweety @bluskypolitics.bsky.social · 22h

📌 in other words . . .

Canks is TRASH ‼️‼️‼️⬅️🐥

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 23h

Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”

👉👉 nokings.org

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kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 9h

Ikr? I was hoping for Woody

kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social · 9h

Have some tea, Mr Putin, and enjoy the view

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