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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 12h

> IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER IF YOU DID NOT RUN FROM ME.

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

[ Blowing up objects in his surroundings for what seems to be no reason, scratches across their head. ]

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> YOU GOT ANY DETAILS ON HIM? WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

[ Faint beeps can be heard coming from Killdroid, as if chuckling. ]

> BEEN WORKING ON TRYING TO BE KINDER, AS OF SULFURS REQUEST.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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₳Ɽ₮₣ɄⱠ, Ⱨ₥₥... ł ₮Ⱨł₦₭ ł'VɆ ⱧɆ₳ⱤɆĐ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ ฿Ɇ₣ØⱤɆ.

°•His smile goes face-splittingly wild, he'll always take the compliment•°

ØⱧ ɎØɄ ₣Ⱡ₳₮₮ɆⱤ ₥Ɇ, ₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME OF THAT MAGICIAN. FROMAGE, YOU KNOW THE NAME? GOES BY ARTFUL.

> WELL, A BETTER VERSION OF HIM.

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME OF THAT MAGICIAN. FROMAGE, YOU KNOW THE NAME? GOES BY ARTFUL.

> WELL, A BETTER VERSION OF HIM.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ, ₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ, [THE SHOW MUST GO ON]

°•He bows a little with a smile•°

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

[ Falling for Null's trick, looking around . ]

> MIND TRICKS . .

> COOL STUFF!

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

[ Falling for Null's trick, looking around . ]

> MIND TRICKS . .

> COOL STUFF!

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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°•His laugh sounds like it's coming from everywhere all at once, feels kind of suffocating almost. Force of habit. Null returns to normal height•°

ł₮'₴ ₥Ø₴₮ⱠɎ ₥ł₦Đ ₮Ɽł₵₭₴. ₱ⱤɆ₮₮Ɏ ₦Ɇ₳₮, ⱧɄⱧ?

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

[ Cocking it's head in confusion. What did he just watch? ]

> . . . I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT.

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · Nov 7

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𓂅 𝒯ʜɪ𝑺 is ᵐ͟ʸ penitentiary ﹔
ℱ𝐑ᴀᴄᴛ𝐔𝚁𝐄𝙳 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝐅𝚁꩜𝙼 ᴛʜᴇ . . .
❛ 𝐖͟𝐎ᴿᴸᴰ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ want 𝒕𝒐 be﹗

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

[ Cocking it's head in confusion. What did he just watch? ]

> . . . I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ⱧɆł₲Ⱨ₮ ł₴ ₳ ₵Ø₦₵Ɇ₱₮ ₥₳ĐɆ ɄØ ฿Ɏ ₵Ø₥₱₳₦łɆ₴ ₮Ø ₴ɆⱠⱠ ₥ØⱤɆ ₥Ɇ₳₴ɄⱤł₦₲ ₮₳₱Ɇ₴

°•Snapping, consumed by glitches. Suddenly, 6 inch tall Noli•°

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> YOU ARE NOT VERY SMALL. NEARLY AS TALL AS I AM, INFACT.

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> YOU ARE NOT VERY SMALL. NEARLY AS TALL AS I AM, INFACT.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ɎɆ₳Ⱨ, ₵ɄⱠ₮.

[UNLAWFUL? PSHT, PLEASE, I WOULD NEVER.] ł'₥ [JUST A LITTLE GUY]

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> . . CULT?

> THAT'S .. INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. YOU AREN'T DOING ANYTHING UNLAWFUL, RIGHT ?

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𝚣—⁷⁷⁹⠀❭⠀𝐏.𝙰𝙸.𝘯𝑇𝐞𝐫⠀≡⠀❁⠀𓂂 @drenchedinhue.bsky.social · 2d

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

? why you not work. fuck y

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> . . CULT?

> THAT'S .. INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. YOU AREN'T DOING ANYTHING UNLAWFUL, RIGHT ?

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ł Ɽ₳₮ⱧɆⱤ ₮ⱧɆɎ JØł₦ ₥Ɏ ₵ɄⱠ₮, ł ₥Ɇ₳₦ [DON'T YOU WANT TO BECOME A CULT LEADED?]

°•Still! Playing distorted, eerie siren noises•°

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> GET SOME SIREN NOISES GOING, AND THE CIVILLIANS WILL HATE YA.

[ Scheming. Rubbing his hands together in a fly-like motion. ]

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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘖𝘯𝘦 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @rest-a-while.bsky.social · Aug 31

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ᅠ 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳
ᅠ 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦
ᅠ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩?

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> GET SOME SIREN NOISES GOING, AND THE CIVILLIANS WILL HATE YA.

[ Scheming. Rubbing his hands together in a fly-like motion. ]

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ØⱧ ł ĐØ, ฿ɆⱠłɆVɆ ɎØɄ ₥Ɇ. ł ₮₳Ʉ₦₮ ₱ɆØ₱ⱠɆ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ł₮ ₩ⱧɆ₦ɆVɆⱤ ł ₵₳₦. ₮ⱧɆ Ø₦Ɇ₴ ł ĐØ₦'₮ Ⱡł₭Ɇ ₳₦Ɏ₩₳Ɏ₴.

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH NEED A SOFTWARE UPDATE!

> WHY NOT USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE? COULD REALLY GET ON SOME PEOPLES NERVES.

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 6d

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temp pinned 🐈

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH NEED A SOFTWARE UPDATE!

> WHY NOT USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE? COULD REALLY GET ON SOME PEOPLES NERVES.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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₥Ɏ ₲Ⱡł₮₵ⱧɆ₴ ₳ⱤɆ ₥₳₭ł₦₲ ₣Ʉ₦ Ø₣ ₥Ɇ 💧

₮ⱧɆɎ ₵₳₦ JɄ₴₮ ₱Ⱡ₳Ɏ ₥Ʉ₴ł₵ ØⱤ ₴ØɄ₦Đ Ɇ₣₣Ɇ₵₮₴, ĐØ ₩Ⱨ₳₮ ₮ⱧɆɎ ₩₳₦₮ ฿₳₴ł₵₳ⱠⱠɎ

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

[ Pausing to update his systems. ]

> . . ? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE.

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

[ Pausing to update his systems. ]

> . . ? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ØⱧ, ł'₥ ₦ØⱠł. ł ₲ɄɆ₴₴ ɎØɄ ₵ØɄⱠĐ ₵₳ⱠⱠ ł₮ ₴ɆⱠ₣ Ɇ₥₱ⱠØɎɆĐ.

°•Womp womp wooooomp noise, his own glitches are betraying null•°

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

[ If Killdroid was able, they'd be laughing. ]

> WHO, OR WHAT DO YOU WORK FOR? RECOGNITION SOFTWARE HAS NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

[ If Killdroid was able, they'd be laughing. ]

> WHO, OR WHAT DO YOU WORK FOR? RECOGNITION SOFTWARE HAS NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ɎØɄ ₮Ⱨł₦₭ ł ĐØ₦'₮ ₭₦Ø₩ ₮Ⱨ₳₮?

°•Snapping a little maybe, then sighing in defeat•°

₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ł'ⱠⱠ ₮ⱤɎ ₮Ø ₲Ɇ₮ ł₮ ĐØ₦Ɇ ₩ł₮Ⱨ

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> GET WORK DONE WITH QUICKLY. YOUR STATE IS UNHEALTHY FOR WORK.

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๑⠀𓏼⠀𝙎𝐂𝟑𝘕͟𝘌͟F͟E͟C𝙏𝐈O͟N͟ 𓈒⠀୭ৎ @plaguedsk8r.bsky.social · Jul 7

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◈　𝅄 　︵︵ 1 D͟I͟A͟L͟ UP Y0UR NUMB3R 4ND I LE7 𝚃H3 𝘗𝘏0N3 RIN𝟔

⸝⸝ ✦ &͟ 2 M1NUTE5 L8R I’LL B3 DO1NG 1T 𝐀𝐆𝟒𝐈𝐍 .ᐟ

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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · May 10

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𝙖sk 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 inside—— what do you 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 for、
what do you 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 for .ᐣ what do you 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 for .ᐣ

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> GET WORK DONE WITH QUICKLY. YOUR STATE IS UNHEALTHY FOR WORK.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ł Ⱨ₳VɆ [WORK, TO EARN THE RIGHT TO WORK, TO EARN THE RIGHT TO-] ₮Ø ĐØ, Ʉ₦₣ØⱤ₮Ʉ₦₳₮ɆⱠɎ

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> YOU SHOULD GET REST.

> THAT WOULD SERVE YOU WELL.

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> YOU SHOULD GET REST.

> THAT WOULD SERVE YOU WELL.

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ØVɆⱤ[WORKED, UNDERPAID, THAT POOR LITTLE SHIH TZU]

₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ฿₳Đ Đ₳Ɏ-

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> . . .

> WHAT?

[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> . . .

> WHAT?

₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · 1d

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ĐØ ɎØɄ ɆVɆⱤ [WONDER ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY] Ⱨ₳VɆ ₮Ⱨł₦₲₴ ₮Ø ĐØ ฿Ʉ₮ ĐØ₦'₮ ₩₳₦₮ ₮Ø ĐØ ₮ⱧɆ₥.

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☆.｡.:* ᴅᴜꜱᴇᴋᴋᴀʀ . @spawnprotection.bsky.social · Jul 9

𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦,
𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭.

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₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · Jul 10

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ᅠᅠ₩Ø₭Ɇ Ʉ₱ ₴ɄⱤ₱Ɽł₴ɆĐ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠɎØɄ Ⱨ₳Đ₦'₮
ᅠᅠ ฿ɄⱤ₦₮ ɎØɄⱤ ₣₳₵Ɇ?

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reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · May 27

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* extremely temporary pin lol

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