🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔
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*𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲, 𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 & 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞.
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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// Half tempted to make a Juno I can't lie....
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
// Half tempted to make a Juno I can't lie....
Reposted by 🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔
All it takes is one bad day and you'd be 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙈𝙀.
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
All it takes is one bad day and you'd be 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙈𝙀.
"You don't like this song and dance??? Well how about this one! I've got loads of them! Hehehee..!"
He's quick to draw Rose right back into his arms again, letting their bodies sway together while he'd hum a soft tune.
"Agreeable, wouldn't you think, Rosebud???" ++
He's quick to draw Rose right back into his arms again, letting their bodies sway together while he'd hum a soft tune.
"Agreeable, wouldn't you think, Rosebud???" ++
❝ I'm NOT your man. I'd rather starve than take your money. ❞
Rose blushes deeply upon feeling the kiss. He yanks his hand away, wiping it on his pants.
❝ Look- I really have to get to work. Can we do this song and dance another time? ❞
Rose blushes deeply upon feeling the kiss. He yanks his hand away, wiping it on his pants.
❝ Look- I really have to get to work. Can we do this song and dance another time? ❞
"The piss colored spandex wearer? Don't insult me like that ... Hideous thing. Eugh! We are SO not friends!!" A gasp of offense, hand pressed to his chest.
All before he'd chuckle at Rose's panic.
"Hmm..? Why not? You need it and I'm willing to supply for my man~" He mused, kissing his palm.
All before he'd chuckle at Rose's panic.
"Hmm..? Why not? You need it and I'm willing to supply for my man~" He mused, kissing his palm.
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 AM
"You don't like this song and dance??? Well how about this one! I've got loads of them! Hehehee..!"
He's quick to draw Rose right back into his arms again, letting their bodies sway together while he'd hum a soft tune.
"Agreeable, wouldn't you think, Rosebud???" ++
He's quick to draw Rose right back into his arms again, letting their bodies sway together while he'd hum a soft tune.
"Agreeable, wouldn't you think, Rosebud???" ++
"The piss colored spandex wearer? Don't insult me like that ... Hideous thing. Eugh! We are SO not friends!!" A gasp of offense, hand pressed to his chest.
All before he'd chuckle at Rose's panic.
"Hmm..? Why not? You need it and I'm willing to supply for my man~" He mused, kissing his palm.
All before he'd chuckle at Rose's panic.
"Hmm..? Why not? You need it and I'm willing to supply for my man~" He mused, kissing his palm.
❝ Well, I couldn't really help getting robbed blind. By one of your friends, I wouldn't doubt. Do you know an Eobard Thawne? ❞
Rose's face melts into one of panic. He pushes his hand against Joker's mouth.
❝ Sh! Shut up! I'm not taking your money! ❞
Rose's face melts into one of panic. He pushes his hand against Joker's mouth.
❝ Sh! Shut up! I'm not taking your money! ❞
"Money..? Ffeh..! Trivial matters, Rosey-Posey!!" Swatting at the air as to call the thought foolish, though he doesn't relinquish his hold on the agent.
"Hard times?? Hehe.. Name your price! Fifty? A few hundred?? Thousand?? And who do I make the check out to? Rosey-kins or maybe Rhod—???"
"Hard times?? Hehe.. Name your price! Fifty? A few hundred?? Thousand?? And who do I make the check out to? Rosey-kins or maybe Rhod—???"
February 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"The piss colored spandex wearer? Don't insult me like that ... Hideous thing. Eugh! We are SO not friends!!" A gasp of offense, hand pressed to his chest.
All before he'd chuckle at Rose's panic.
"Hmm..? Why not? You need it and I'm willing to supply for my man~" He mused, kissing his palm.
All before he'd chuckle at Rose's panic.
"Hmm..? Why not? You need it and I'm willing to supply for my man~" He mused, kissing his palm.
"Money..? Ffeh..! Trivial matters, Rosey-Posey!!" Swatting at the air as to call the thought foolish, though he doesn't relinquish his hold on the agent.
"Hard times?? Hehe.. Name your price! Fifty? A few hundred?? Thousand?? And who do I make the check out to? Rosey-kins or maybe Rhod—???"
"Hard times?? Hehe.. Name your price! Fifty? A few hundred?? Thousand?? And who do I make the check out to? Rosey-kins or maybe Rhod—???"
Rose tries not to cry. He turns to face Joker.
❝ I got a new phone. ❞
He's lying. But. You know. He weakly tugs against Joker.
❝ Look, I'm just trying to find a way to make money. I need to pick up more hours at work. ❞
❝ I got a new phone. ❞
He's lying. But. You know. He weakly tugs against Joker.
❝ Look, I'm just trying to find a way to make money. I need to pick up more hours at work. ❞
"And what better day THAN today?! Now where are you off to in such a hurry???"
Darting himself towards the man, he's quick to grab his wrist to prevent his leave.
"You didn't answer any of my calls last night! I made exactly 225!"
Darting himself towards the man, he's quick to grab his wrist to prevent his leave.
"You didn't answer any of my calls last night! I made exactly 225!"
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"Money..? Ffeh..! Trivial matters, Rosey-Posey!!" Swatting at the air as to call the thought foolish, though he doesn't relinquish his hold on the agent.
"Hard times?? Hehe.. Name your price! Fifty? A few hundred?? Thousand?? And who do I make the check out to? Rosey-kins or maybe Rhod—???"
"Hard times?? Hehe.. Name your price! Fifty? A few hundred?? Thousand?? And who do I make the check out to? Rosey-kins or maybe Rhod—???"
"Well that's odd..!" The Joker mused with a crooked grin, baring teeth while his eyes squeezed shut a second time.
"I thought I saw a whiny bitch..! Hahahahahehehehaaah! Turns out I only hear one now..! Ohhh I do wonder where he might be..."
"Let's find out, ladies and gents! Ohoohoohoohahaha..!"
"I thought I saw a whiny bitch..! Hahahahahehehehaaah! Turns out I only hear one now..! Ohhh I do wonder where he might be..."
"Let's find out, ladies and gents! Ohoohoohoohahaha..!"
Glitches culminate around the wound and shimmer warningly, causing him to swallow and give Joker a sheepish grin.
"Look, Smiles, maybe we got off on the wrong foot? I'm sure you're a great fella!"
"Look, Smiles, maybe we got off on the wrong foot? I'm sure you're a great fella!"
"Fifteen points!! Hah!!"
"Could do better. Oh, I know! This time I'll throw THREE at once! Really ups the stakes here!"
"Joker's bringing the Olympics to Gotham City! HAHAHAH..!!"
"Could do better. Oh, I know! This time I'll throw THREE at once! Really ups the stakes here!"
"Joker's bringing the Olympics to Gotham City! HAHAHAH..!!"
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
"Well that's odd..!" The Joker mused with a crooked grin, baring teeth while his eyes squeezed shut a second time.
"I thought I saw a whiny bitch..! Hahahahahehehehaaah! Turns out I only hear one now..! Ohhh I do wonder where he might be..."
"Let's find out, ladies and gents! Ohoohoohoohahaha..!"
"I thought I saw a whiny bitch..! Hahahahahehehehaaah! Turns out I only hear one now..! Ohhh I do wonder where he might be..."
"Let's find out, ladies and gents! Ohoohoohoohahaha..!"
"And what better day THAN today?! Now where are you off to in such a hurry???"
Darting himself towards the man, he's quick to grab his wrist to prevent his leave.
"You didn't answer any of my calls last night! I made exactly 225!"
Darting himself towards the man, he's quick to grab his wrist to prevent his leave.
"You didn't answer any of my calls last night! I made exactly 225!"
Rose goes pale when he hears that voice. He groans.
❝ Not today, please- Any day but today,, ❞
He continues to mutter as he walks more quickly. Just ignore him. Just ignore him-
❝ Not today, please- Any day but today,, ❞
He continues to mutter as he walks more quickly. Just ignore him. Just ignore him-
"DID I WIN?!" Excitement courses through him when he finally peeks, only to falter the moment he sees his randomly selected target was missed.
"Dammit all to hell! Zero points!! This game cheats!!" Another dart thrown in frustation this time catches a man in the eye ...
"Anyway! Rosie!!!"
"Dammit all to hell! Zero points!! This game cheats!!" Another dart thrown in frustation this time catches a man in the eye ...
"Anyway! Rosie!!!"
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"And what better day THAN today?! Now where are you off to in such a hurry???"
Darting himself towards the man, he's quick to grab his wrist to prevent his leave.
"You didn't answer any of my calls last night! I made exactly 225!"
Darting himself towards the man, he's quick to grab his wrist to prevent his leave.
"You didn't answer any of my calls last night! I made exactly 225!"
"Fifteen points!! Hah!!"
"Could do better. Oh, I know! This time I'll throw THREE at once! Really ups the stakes here!"
"Joker's bringing the Olympics to Gotham City! HAHAHAH..!!"
"Could do better. Oh, I know! This time I'll throw THREE at once! Really ups the stakes here!"
"Joker's bringing the Olympics to Gotham City! HAHAHAH..!!"
He barely manages to escape a dart, giving a small yelp as it pierces a decent amount of flesh before he can complete the evasion and remove himself from its path.
Covering his eyes, throwing darts at the general public. Where they land? Who knows! That's the fun of it!
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
"Fifteen points!! Hah!!"
"Could do better. Oh, I know! This time I'll throw THREE at once! Really ups the stakes here!"
"Joker's bringing the Olympics to Gotham City! HAHAHAH..!!"
"Could do better. Oh, I know! This time I'll throw THREE at once! Really ups the stakes here!"
"Joker's bringing the Olympics to Gotham City! HAHAHAH..!!"
"DID I WIN?!" Excitement courses through him when he finally peeks, only to falter the moment he sees his randomly selected target was missed.
"Dammit all to hell! Zero points!! This game cheats!!" Another dart thrown in frustation this time catches a man in the eye ...
"Anyway! Rosie!!!"
"Dammit all to hell! Zero points!! This game cheats!!" Another dart thrown in frustation this time catches a man in the eye ...
"Anyway! Rosie!!!"
The dart flies right by his face, hitting the wall next to him. He jumps back, covering his head.
❝ Yeek-! ❞
Of course. The one time he goes out.
❝ Yeek-! ❞
Of course. The one time he goes out.
Covering his eyes, throwing darts at the general public. Where they land? Who knows! That's the fun of it!
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
"DID I WIN?!" Excitement courses through him when he finally peeks, only to falter the moment he sees his randomly selected target was missed.
"Dammit all to hell! Zero points!! This game cheats!!" Another dart thrown in frustation this time catches a man in the eye ...
"Anyway! Rosie!!!"
"Dammit all to hell! Zero points!! This game cheats!!" Another dart thrown in frustation this time catches a man in the eye ...
"Anyway! Rosie!!!"
Covering his eyes, throwing darts at the general public. Where they land? Who knows! That's the fun of it!
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Covering his eyes, throwing darts at the general public. Where they land? Who knows! That's the fun of it!
// Came home from work and my mom bought so much stuff to give Spooky.. 💀
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
// Came home from work and my mom bought so much stuff to give Spooky.. 💀
// My mom asked me when Spooky and I are having our gay wedding 🧍
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
// My mom asked me when Spooky and I are having our gay wedding 🧍
"Let go—? Oh, but I can't do that." He said, adjusting Rose's glasses on his face again despite the look in his eyes that'd cause for concern.
"You see ... you need me. For as much as you protest your disdain and disgust ... Who else do you have, Rosey?? Who else would dare put up with you?" ++
"You see ... you need me. For as much as you protest your disdain and disgust ... Who else do you have, Rosey?? Who else would dare put up with you?" ++
He can't move.
Even as Joker touches him and hugs him... he can't move. He shakes violently as he's hugged.
He's unable to process what's going on. His mind isn't registering much besides a few sensations.
He feels a tingling in his nose. There's a crushing pressure in his chest.
〖 ✎... 〗
Even as Joker touches him and hugs him... he can't move. He shakes violently as he's hugged.
He's unable to process what's going on. His mind isn't registering much besides a few sensations.
He feels a tingling in his nose. There's a crushing pressure in his chest.
〖 ✎... 〗
"Oh, Rosebud, you're shivering.. Let Joker give you a hand, hm?? Come, come.. No more melodramatics, sweetpea. It's just you and me..." He spoke in a hushed whisper, only for Rose's ears to pick up while arms wrapped themselves firm around the other, pulling him in.
"Me and you. Forever."
"Me and you. Forever."
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Let go—? Oh, but I can't do that." He said, adjusting Rose's glasses on his face again despite the look in his eyes that'd cause for concern.
"You see ... you need me. For as much as you protest your disdain and disgust ... Who else do you have, Rosey?? Who else would dare put up with you?" ++
"You see ... you need me. For as much as you protest your disdain and disgust ... Who else do you have, Rosey?? Who else would dare put up with you?" ++
And ruin my natural beauty with kindie-garten scribbles?? The audacity!! As if art could dare to compete with TRUE art that is moi! So be nuts.
HAH! Likewise! And your fit is ugly.
HAH! Likewise! And your fit is ugly.
I'm an artist, idiot.
I wanted to draw your eyes.
Don't get ideas above your station, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.
I wanted to draw your eyes.
Don't get ideas above your station, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.
Saving images like a weirdo.
I'm too good for you anyhow.
I'm too good for you anyhow.
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
And ruin my natural beauty with kindie-garten scribbles?? The audacity!! As if art could dare to compete with TRUE art that is moi! So be nuts.
HAH! Likewise! And your fit is ugly.
HAH! Likewise! And your fit is ugly.
Saving images like a weirdo.
I'm too good for you anyhow.
I'm too good for you anyhow.
Pervert?
Present your evidence, sir, that I have done anything remotely perverted in my lifetime.
Present your evidence, sir, that I have done anything remotely perverted in my lifetime.
An annoying pervert —
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Saving images like a weirdo.
I'm too good for you anyhow.
I'm too good for you anyhow.
An annoying pervert —
Hey! That's offensi-
Wait, which one?
Demon?
Gay?
Influencer?
Fashion model when my schedule lines up?
Wait, which one?
Demon?
Gay?
Influencer?
Fashion model when my schedule lines up?
Eugh.. Don't speak to me, I know what you are.
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
An annoying pervert —
Eugh.. Don't speak to me, I know what you are.
Gotham's answer to psychotic is calling ME a sicko? I'm honoured~
Get away from me, you sicko.
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Eugh.. Don't speak to me, I know what you are.
Get away from me, you sicko.
Saves the image for... science.
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Get away from me, you sicko.
// Stop being insufferable and gay
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
// Stop being insufferable and gay
He watches on at the pitiful sight before him, the agent collpased to the ground, petrified over what Joker would consider child's play.
Stifling laughter, he crouches down on one knee, softening his tone while pushing the gun from Rose's view.
"Oh, Rosey... You poor, poor, poor, poor creature."+
Stifling laughter, he crouches down on one knee, softening his tone while pushing the gun from Rose's view.
"Oh, Rosey... You poor, poor, poor, poor creature."+
Rose shakes his head weakly.
No- no. He can't do this. He opens his mouth to protest, to speak- anything! All that comes out is a weak whine.
He stares at the gun against Joker's temple. His breathing quickens.
He feels like his father. He feels his hands tremble harder.
〖 ✎... 〗
No- no. He can't do this. He opens his mouth to protest, to speak- anything! All that comes out is a weak whine.
He stares at the gun against Joker's temple. His breathing quickens.
He feels like his father. He feels his hands tremble harder.
〖 ✎... 〗
"Go on, Rosey. Go on now.. Do it. Pull the trigger. Pull it, Rosey."
"Go on! 𝘋𝘰 𝘪𝘵! Pull it!!! 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍, 𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄! 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓! 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑!"
"Go on! 𝘋𝘰 𝘪𝘵! Pull it!!! 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍, 𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄! 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓! 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑!"
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
He watches on at the pitiful sight before him, the agent collpased to the ground, petrified over what Joker would consider child's play.
Stifling laughter, he crouches down on one knee, softening his tone while pushing the gun from Rose's view.
"Oh, Rosey... You poor, poor, poor, poor creature."+
Stifling laughter, he crouches down on one knee, softening his tone while pushing the gun from Rose's view.
"Oh, Rosey... You poor, poor, poor, poor creature."+
// I LOVE IT HELPP
【 ♡ 】Posting this here too. Any villain who has fallen victim to Rose's charm, raise your hand /silly
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
// I LOVE IT HELPP
Reposted by 🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔
【 ♡ 】Posting this here too. Any villain who has fallen victim to Rose's charm, raise your hand /silly
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
【 ♡ 】Posting this here too. Any villain who has fallen victim to Rose's charm, raise your hand /silly
// As someone who uses They/He pronouns I think its a lil funny how people only use he/him for me but when I refer to myself I use they/them
Either is fine, of course <3
I'm so boy coded in people's brains. Even before I was transmasc fjdjfks at least online anyway.
Either is fine, of course <3
I'm so boy coded in people's brains. Even before I was transmasc fjdjfks at least online anyway.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
// As someone who uses They/He pronouns I think its a lil funny how people only use he/him for me but when I refer to myself I use they/them
Either is fine, of course <3
I'm so boy coded in people's brains. Even before I was transmasc fjdjfks at least online anyway.
Either is fine, of course <3
I'm so boy coded in people's brains. Even before I was transmasc fjdjfks at least online anyway.
// TBF! KODO DID GET GIFTS! I LOVE HIM! MY FERRET SON! Even if his favorite thing was the box.
But obviously I had to slip in a few extra things. 😌
But obviously I had to slip in a few extra things. 😌
he tricked me saying the package was for kodo btw so i might murder him
// Spooky got my early Valentine's Day gifts I sent them 🙂↕️ Now they're gonna kick my ass.
So if you don't hear from me ☝️
So if you don't hear from me ☝️
February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
// TBF! KODO DID GET GIFTS! I LOVE HIM! MY FERRET SON! Even if his favorite thing was the box.
But obviously I had to slip in a few extra things. 😌
But obviously I had to slip in a few extra things. 😌
// Spooky got my early Valentine's Day gifts I sent them 🙂↕️ Now they're gonna kick my ass.
So if you don't hear from me ☝️
So if you don't hear from me ☝️
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
// Spooky got my early Valentine's Day gifts I sent them 🙂↕️ Now they're gonna kick my ass.
So if you don't hear from me ☝️
So if you don't hear from me ☝️