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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her)

@kimschuss.bsky.social

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1h

I just read their replies and they’re yelling at Mina Kimes saying the same thing, when Mina was talking about the SEAHAWKS. FOOTBALL. And they’re calling ME a dummy????

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1h

Krimpoo1 is BIG MAD

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1h

I suggest anger management

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1h

We got people calling names over a game that doesn’t even include my team lmaaaaooooo STAY MAD KRIMPOO

krimpoo1.bsky.social @krimpoo1.bsky.social · 1h

Of course you give a fuck dummy. Thats why you posted to social media.

Cue eye roll so hard they fall outa my head.

Some peoples kids…sheesh

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1h

I’m not playing, krimpoo1. Idgaf

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1h

And you made a choice to jump in on a post by a fan of a division rival team fully knowing what the reaction would be when you could have just scrolled by. No need to gaslight with the “chill”, sir.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1h

I’m rooting for the Mariners to win, with Jeff Hoffman pitching horribly to contribute to that, and for Seranthony Dominguez my beloved to pitch well and then express how much he deeply wants to return to the Orioles when the Blue Jays get knocked out. Amen.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 2h

I’d be pretty happy with this off-season. I give it a solid B, add Seranthony Dominguez my beloved (idc it’s not my money) for the pen and I might give it an A-. I’m not as crazy about the hitting options as much as the pitching, but beggars can’t be choosers. Siri is a d*ck & we need some d*cks.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 3h

I’d do very questionable things in order to make this happen.

Twins fan
3:05
Does a trade based around Joe Ryan and Coby Mayo make sense for either team involved?

Mark P
3:06
The Orioles should be burning up the Twins’ phone lines for Ryan or Lopez.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 4h

A lot of QB’s in particular missing wide open receivers today 🤔🤔🤔

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 5h

At least yall got your jokes off about the 4-2 Eagles though!

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 5h

LOLOLOL COWBOYS

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 6h

It’s very funny how the entire league’s fans hate watches the Eagles and then expects Eagles fans to not do the same in return. I’m hate watching all of y’all without an ounce of shame. Idc who’s out or what the excuses may be. The Eagles don’t get that grace, neither do y’all.

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 7h

I genuinely hope it gets banned so I can stop seeing grown men cry about it every god damn week

Orioleslifer @dmlfan928.bsky.social · 7h

I still don't think the Tush Push should be banned, but I think the added false start controversy it has this season will lead to the needed votes this offseason.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 7h

SMD.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 11h

I get what you’re saying. I’m an Eagles fan because the Baltimore Colts left town & the Ravens didn’t exist when I was born. There was no way I was switching back when the Ravens came to Baltimore. My loyalty will forever be to the Eagles. If Delaware got a baseball team, I wouldn’t leave the O’s.

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 11h

This might be the worst thread I’ve ever seen. I don’t ever see myself leaving Delaware, which sits perfectly between Baltimore & Philadelphia, but if I did, I would *never* replace the Orioles & the Eagles, respectively, with the team in that particular place. Ew. The community will survive.

Pfeifer Sports (Dan Pfeifer) @pfeifersports.bsky.social · 20h

Well, first off, I'm a believer in adapting to the culture.

As I said in another response, I can't picture myself leaving Milwaukee. But if I did, I'd give serious consideration to changing loyalties to whatever teams were where I lived. It's about supporting the community & people you're around.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 23h

The Brewers won, time for the Orioles to interview and hire Ryan Flaherty to be the next manager.

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1d

Are we ever going to get a 2026 spring training schedule? I’d like to book my trip sooner rather than later

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 1d

My god, enough already

CAP HIT

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CAP% (league cap)
4.65%
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DEAD CAP
$73,220,682
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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like I need a new, addicting, compelling show to watch this weekend to take a break from sports

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning to everyone except the Philadelphia football team

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 2d

Lane Johnson is openly dragging the offensive scheme. Time to pack it up, Patullo.

KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 2d

Hey at least I have a Mike Elias orchestrated Orioles offseason to look forward to!!!!

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 2d

Sure guy I just made that up out of nowhere! Absolutely no one. Excuse me!!!!