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kingcrabmi.teamlh.social
Lance
@kingcrabmi.teamlh.social
330 followers 710 following 170 posts
Husband, father, lapsed automotive engineer, Air Force brat, fan of equality & equity, people living their best lives, F1 on purpose-built courses, bike races on roads, and Oxford commas. Containing something shy of multitudes but trying.
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · 10d
Won’t someone think of cinnamon rolls and other baked goods? 😢
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · 10d
That’s beautiful! 🤣
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · 10d
Hopefully we can evolve to the point where we no longer misinterpret a love of pancakes as a hatred of waffles
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · 13d
Aren’t all of those items legal to possess?
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · 18d
They’d call it Projectile 2025
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · 21d
Amber Ruffin being disinvited from the White House Correspondents Dinner this year? Thanks, brave defenders of a free press

apnews.com/article/ambe...
Comic Amber Ruffin cut from White House correspondents' event after angering Trump team
Comic Amber Ruffin is off the bill at the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner in Washington.
apnews.com
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · 27d
They already have no idea what story this is
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Aug 28
A cone about two hours ago!
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Aug 24
This is the way
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Aug 14
A law professor who tries to educate is not an unfathomable mystery
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Aug 12
I’m in favor of drinks. And all of this
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Aug 3
Looking forward to the stewards concluding “no further investigation” or inconsequential 5 second penalty
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Aug 1
“Shared contagion” seems pretty damned disapproving too, but I’m just a retired engineer, what do I know about words?
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jul 28
Response: “OUR CAT!”

wait, wrong chant
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jul 27
I thought it was my hearing failing me
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jul 9
Mileage varies on “my best efforts”
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jul 8
Gold medal in the Dad Jokes Olympics!
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jul 6
Superscream Radio
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jul 6
If the safety car is coming out when the spray gets too bad I can’t see that ever being improved with wet tires anyway but it’s a pretty big indictment that no teams tried them. Maybe Michelin would do better 🤷‍♂️
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jul 6
Just setting money on fire
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jul 6
Baffling that no F1 teams used the wet tire in wet conditions
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jun 27
This was a good resolution to vote for. But can you clarify your expectation of the current president working in a bipartisan manner? Has he done so previously?
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jun 25
Now I’m really curious about what they thought of “promenade”. Just another kick in the teeth?
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jun 13
This is one of my favorite bits on Bluesky (possibly second to NYT Pitchbot)!
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Lance @kingcrabmi.teamlh.social · Jun 11
Retired journalist retired from seeking facts before reporting
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