ibaraki!
@kingofooe.bsky.social
hello world, i'm your wild girl!
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🍌 sorry i got distracted last night did the moment pass
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
🍌 sorry i got distracted last night did the moment pass
you think i'm stupid or something, huh? what if i meant your existence didn't mean anything, you're not shuten and you're no oni to me.
January 26, 2026 at 4:12 PM
you think i'm stupid or something, huh? what if i meant your existence didn't mean anything, you're not shuten and you're no oni to me.
haaahhhnn?
(She picks at her teeth with a claw.)
you think you can just step on my territory?
(She picks at her teeth with a claw.)
you think you can just step on my territory?
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
haaahhhnn?
(She picks at her teeth with a claw.)
you think you can just step on my territory?
(She picks at her teeth with a claw.)
you think you can just step on my territory?
I'M AN ONI
you aren’t a reliable source, oomfie
NO
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I'M AN ONI
NO
do oni lay eggs though
fr fr.
fr fr.
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
NO
(Picking up random Zander thoughts) what the hell is a fugoshi
January 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
(Picking up random Zander thoughts) what the hell is a fugoshi
(ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT)
You've done this 200 times...
January 13, 2026 at 5:27 AM
(ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT)
BOFA DEEZ NUTS FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Bofa Deez what Ibaraki, slayer of women, child and men, king of all Oni?
Bofa Deez what Ibaraki, slayer of women, child and men, king of all Oni?
is it bofa deez
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
BOFA DEEZ NUTS FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
is it bofa deez
IT'S A NUT.
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
is it bofa deez
DUH I MEAN WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS IT STUPID BAKA
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
DUH I MEAN WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS IT STUPID BAKA
what the fuck is an almond
January 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
what the fuck is an almond
(A cross of their arms. Was he calling them short?! Preposterous.)
hmm. very well, demi-god. i am ibaraki, the king of mount ōe! let us wreak havoc upon these humans!
hmm. very well, demi-god. i am ibaraki, the king of mount ōe! let us wreak havoc upon these humans!
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
(A cross of their arms. Was he calling them short?! Preposterous.)
hmm. very well, demi-god. i am ibaraki, the king of mount ōe! let us wreak havoc upon these humans!
hmm. very well, demi-god. i am ibaraki, the king of mount ōe! let us wreak havoc upon these humans!
hmmm.
(She sniffs the air.)
a god? i suppose you seem favorable enough. master actually managed to pick a good one besides me!
(She sniffs the air.)
a god? i suppose you seem favorable enough. master actually managed to pick a good one besides me!
"Human? Hell, far from it. Doesn't matter if it gets me far or not. I'm just here for a good time."
January 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
hmmm.
(She sniffs the air.)
a god? i suppose you seem favorable enough. master actually managed to pick a good one besides me!
(She sniffs the air.)
a god? i suppose you seem favorable enough. master actually managed to pick a good one besides me!
fuwahahaha!! go on and praise me more, human! it will get you far!
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
fuwahahaha!! go on and praise me more, human! it will get you far!
AAAAAAAAA
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
AAAAAAAAA
I'LL FUCKIN KRILL YOU
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I'LL FUCKIN KRILL YOU