The King Teen
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Oct 10-12, 17-19: Man of La Mancha, Chapel Hill. Tix/info: stonesouptheatreco.com Oct 15: Speakeasy Carrboro (Grit Diaries) EP Us Ugly Guys Got Style https://thekingteen.bandcamp.com
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Yeah I think about this a lot. People don't understand the difference between a million, a billion and a trillion. It's hard to unless you really think about it.

Using the seconds thing, it's 11 days vs. 31 years vs 31,600 years, give or take.
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If you counted to 50 million, one count per second, it would take you about 19 months.

If you counted to 1 billion, it would take you more than 31 years.
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Yes it’s called being a corporate media professional.
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There are no good billionaires.

There are no exceptions.
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Principal Skinner dot gif
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Statistics show that teams that score 5 or more runs in the second inning almost always win so teams should try to do that.
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Venmo $100 for the first 15 minutes or portion thereof of the education you could obtain yourself for free but you have no interest in and/or you’re a bot.
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OK but I still think the comparison is too kind to Kid Rock.
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Aren't above-ground pools fun sometimes?
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Yes. It’s also not a number that describes people being overseen in a meaningful way by Bari Weiss.
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I still want to know if the cleaning staff or whatever at an o-and-o affiliate is one of those 10K “employees of CBS News.”
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Yes bot, you have that right. You may tell all your bot friends you won this argument.

Bari Weiss spending her entire career supporting and defending fascists definitely doesn’t make her a fascist. I apologize.
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Thanks, bot.

You reminded me I'm still trying to come up with a word or phrase that describes a question the very asking of which betrays a lack of interest in an answer.

"How am I a racist?" is the classic example.

That's a ___________ Question.
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"Why has Israel imprisoned 10,000 Palestinians?"

Because they couldn't find number 10,001?
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I did a little searching around and saw 10K as a figure for "CBS News" from some of those company profile sites, which I trust about as much as I trust Bari Weiss, but still. Paramount has more like 18K, according to similar sites.
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I'm thinking that has to include people like the parking attendant at the CBS-owned affiliate in Duluth or something. There's just no way 10,000 people work in the newsroom operation Weiss is theoretically in charge of if she ever figures out where the bathroom is — current odds 3-1 against.
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Holy shit. CBS News has 10,000 employees?

I mean Bari Weiss is a fascist con artist but I'd want to know what the heck all those people are doing too. 10K FTEs? Or 10K people who might pick up a freelance check from them once in a lifetime? I would have guessed maybe 500 for FTEs.
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Opening night tonight! 1st of 6 shows.

Man of La Mancha starring ME—and 25 actors with bigger parts than me—under the Carolina stars at the iconic Forest Theatre on the UNC campus in Chapel Hill.

Get a lawn chair and maybe a blanket and come on out. Tix: stonesouptheatreco.ludus.com/index.php
Actor Wade Newhouse in a Don Quixote costume singing and gesturing onstage at dress rehearsal. Photo of Forest Theatre, an outdoor stone amphitheater, looking down at the stage from the top of the seating area.
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It's Finally Time to Give Marlon Brando His Due

Compared to Carrot Top and Shia LaBeouf, the acting legend can seem deeply uncool. It took years for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken truth.

www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
Essay | It’s Finally Time to Give Johnny Cash His Due
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took years for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
www.wsj.com
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Incidentally, while TK obviously stands for "to come," I never in 40 years in the biz saw anyone write "tu kum."

My favorite of such terms and abbreviations is this one, tho it's generally spoken rather than written: HK.

As in, "That's an HK story."

Who cares.
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I agree but I don't think we get there by singling out one or two women candidates per election cycle and treating such behavior like an outlier if it's not.
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A good album marred by crappy 80s production for me. Hearing the Mavericks' cover of All That Heaven Will Allow tipped me off to how that sludgy sound hurt some good songs.

Still not top-tier in my book. More like interesting next level, like the first 2 albums.
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In that case, why is it supposed to be a mark against a candidate if they're an alleged toxic boss?

Sorry I should have said if SHE's an alleged toxic boss.