Kinky Coder
@kinkycoder.com
Just a kinky coder, I turn caffeine into code. Coding kinky and non kinky things.
!!!NSFW ACCOUNT!!! Abandon hope all ye who enter here! You have been warned!
!!!NSFW ACCOUNT!!! Abandon hope all ye who enter here! You have been warned!
Note to self: When fixing a family members laptop, REMEMBER TO REINSTALL THE RAM! Otherwise the machine will power up but not output anything to the LCD.
In completely unrelated news: I need a break from fixing this laptop after a slight panic attack…
In completely unrelated news: I need a break from fixing this laptop after a slight panic attack…
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Note to self: When fixing a family members laptop, REMEMBER TO REINSTALL THE RAM! Otherwise the machine will power up but not output anything to the LCD.
In completely unrelated news: I need a break from fixing this laptop after a slight panic attack…
In completely unrelated news: I need a break from fixing this laptop after a slight panic attack…
How to catch a cat in 2 easy steps!
Step 1) Put a box on the ground
Step 2) Wait…
Step 1) Put a box on the ground
Step 2) Wait…
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
How to catch a cat in 2 easy steps!
Step 1) Put a box on the ground
Step 2) Wait…
Step 1) Put a box on the ground
Step 2) Wait…
Me: Rants about AI
Also Me:
Also Me:
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Me: Rants about AI
Also Me:
Also Me:
Checked the full vid. Looks like shit, Lipsync is way off (in the few seconds per scene they use it) JUMP CUTS EVERYWHERE.
And they switched off the comments without actually switching them off! 🙄 Yeah they knew what would happen if they left them on!
And they switched off the comments without actually switching them off! 🙄 Yeah they knew what would happen if they left them on!
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Checked the full vid. Looks like shit, Lipsync is way off (in the few seconds per scene they use it) JUMP CUTS EVERYWHERE.
And they switched off the comments without actually switching them off! 🙄 Yeah they knew what would happen if they left them on!
And they switched off the comments without actually switching them off! 🙄 Yeah they knew what would happen if they left them on!
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Every time I have to call a company i'm reminded of this rule we should enforce:
"Anyone creating a music on hold system should be forced to listen to the hold music via a phone loudspeaker, using the proposed connection method for atleast 1 hour before inflicting that on others!"
"Anyone creating a music on hold system should be forced to listen to the hold music via a phone loudspeaker, using the proposed connection method for atleast 1 hour before inflicting that on others!"
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Every time I have to call a company i'm reminded of this rule we should enforce:
"Anyone creating a music on hold system should be forced to listen to the hold music via a phone loudspeaker, using the proposed connection method for atleast 1 hour before inflicting that on others!"
"Anyone creating a music on hold system should be forced to listen to the hold music via a phone loudspeaker, using the proposed connection method for atleast 1 hour before inflicting that on others!"
In todays episode of Ai coding agents being dumb! Trying to solve an issue of agents trying to write large files.
Me: "Why not tell the agents to write large files in chunks?"
Ai: "Or even simpler - have them create the content in sections and write each section separately, building up the file."
🙄
Me: "Why not tell the agents to write large files in chunks?"
Ai: "Or even simpler - have them create the content in sections and write each section separately, building up the file."
🙄
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
In todays episode of Ai coding agents being dumb! Trying to solve an issue of agents trying to write large files.
Me: "Why not tell the agents to write large files in chunks?"
Ai: "Or even simpler - have them create the content in sections and write each section separately, building up the file."
🙄
Me: "Why not tell the agents to write large files in chunks?"
Ai: "Or even simpler - have them create the content in sections and write each section separately, building up the file."
🙄
Me: Hey Google Gemini, how do 3D printer Brand flash updates to the mainboard from the linux host?, no BS, cite sources!
Gemini: Theres a .sh script in /usr/share/klipper/scripts/
Me: Nope, no .sh files there, heres a list over EVERY sh on the host, remember I said NO BS and cite your sources.
Gemini: Theres a .sh script in /usr/share/klipper/scripts/
Me: Nope, no .sh files there, heres a list over EVERY sh on the host, remember I said NO BS and cite your sources.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Me: Hey Google Gemini, how do 3D printer Brand flash updates to the mainboard from the linux host?, no BS, cite sources!
Gemini: Theres a .sh script in /usr/share/klipper/scripts/
Me: Nope, no .sh files there, heres a list over EVERY sh on the host, remember I said NO BS and cite your sources.
Gemini: Theres a .sh script in /usr/share/klipper/scripts/
Me: Nope, no .sh files there, heres a list over EVERY sh on the host, remember I said NO BS and cite your sources.
/me just found out my ISP (Brsk) will Reverse DNS my home connection.
Both for IPv4 and v6... Much resist the urge to request a million rDNS ipv6 requests muhahahaha
Both for IPv4 and v6... Much resist the urge to request a million rDNS ipv6 requests muhahahaha
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 PM
/me just found out my ISP (Brsk) will Reverse DNS my home connection.
Both for IPv4 and v6... Much resist the urge to request a million rDNS ipv6 requests muhahahaha
Both for IPv4 and v6... Much resist the urge to request a million rDNS ipv6 requests muhahahaha
Satya Nadella: Stop calling us MicroSlop!
Jensen Huang: Stop being so negative about AI
Meanwhile, West Midlands Police Chief: on Friday afternoon I became aware that the erroneous result concerning the West Ham v Maccabi Tel Aviv match arose as result of a use of Microsoft Co Pilot.
🙄!!!!!
Jensen Huang: Stop being so negative about AI
Meanwhile, West Midlands Police Chief: on Friday afternoon I became aware that the erroneous result concerning the West Ham v Maccabi Tel Aviv match arose as result of a use of Microsoft Co Pilot.
🙄!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Satya Nadella: Stop calling us MicroSlop!
Jensen Huang: Stop being so negative about AI
Meanwhile, West Midlands Police Chief: on Friday afternoon I became aware that the erroneous result concerning the West Ham v Maccabi Tel Aviv match arose as result of a use of Microsoft Co Pilot.
🙄!!!!!
Jensen Huang: Stop being so negative about AI
Meanwhile, West Midlands Police Chief: on Friday afternoon I became aware that the erroneous result concerning the West Ham v Maccabi Tel Aviv match arose as result of a use of Microsoft Co Pilot.
🙄!!!!!
I've not used StackOverflow in a good old while, but I can completely see why the number of questions asked on it as plummeted.
data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflo...
Imo it's not just AI, but moderators ruling it with an iron fist. imo it made newbies not want to ask questions.
data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflo...
Imo it's not just AI, but moderators ruling it with an iron fist. imo it made newbies not want to ask questions.
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I've not used StackOverflow in a good old while, but I can completely see why the number of questions asked on it as plummeted.
data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflo...
Imo it's not just AI, but moderators ruling it with an iron fist. imo it made newbies not want to ask questions.
data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflo...
Imo it's not just AI, but moderators ruling it with an iron fist. imo it made newbies not want to ask questions.
First world problem of being on a fibre connection! When S3 is just so god dam slow!!!!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 PM
First world problem of being on a fibre connection! When S3 is just so god dam slow!!!!!!!
Tbf… It would be an effective punishment! 🤣
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Tbf… It would be an effective punishment! 🤣
LOL. No I didn't just spent the last 30 mins trying to fix an issue by inpecting the data of the wrong version of the application! Nope, not me, must have been that other dev who is working on this solo project lol...
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
LOL. No I didn't just spent the last 30 mins trying to fix an issue by inpecting the data of the wrong version of the application! Nope, not me, must have been that other dev who is working on this solo project lol...
Whelp, time for the country to grind to a halt 😝
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Whelp, time for the country to grind to a halt 😝
My home assistant setup was dying (the MQTT server running on it for some old things kept crashing, offsite backups were a pain in the ass)
The poor Raspberry Pi 3 it was running on is almost 10 years old.
Rest well little one, you served me well!
(Replaced it with a Rpi5)
The poor Raspberry Pi 3 it was running on is almost 10 years old.
Rest well little one, you served me well!
(Replaced it with a Rpi5)
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My home assistant setup was dying (the MQTT server running on it for some old things kept crashing, offsite backups were a pain in the ass)
The poor Raspberry Pi 3 it was running on is almost 10 years old.
Rest well little one, you served me well!
(Replaced it with a Rpi5)
The poor Raspberry Pi 3 it was running on is almost 10 years old.
Rest well little one, you served me well!
(Replaced it with a Rpi5)
I think I might be tracking a few too many buses! 😂
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I think I might be tracking a few too many buses! 😂
I use AI as a tool in coding, but I do believe this sums up "AI" pretty well 😂
![A screenshot of an AI coding tools terminal reading:
skill [name=plan]
Skill "plan" not found. Available skills: none](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fddgenooebq4dfkjsuu3xqnm/bafkreibnwkinuqz6wggqsfe5oylet33iffyejgpvhlnqpodpxbdtymkglq@jpeg)
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I use AI as a tool in coding, but I do believe this sums up "AI" pretty well 😂
PSA: Do not use the following method(s) to remove the lock to your chastity belt/cage if you have lost the keys
😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDCV...
😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDCV...
The PROPER Way to Shoot Locks, part one (featuring Gun Bunny!)
YouTube video by DeviantOllam
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
PSA: Do not use the following method(s) to remove the lock to your chastity belt/cage if you have lost the keys
😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDCV...
😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDCV...
How to keep little ones in bed on Christmas morning so they have to wait for GCer to wake up before opening presents! 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
How to keep little ones in bed on Christmas morning so they have to wait for GCer to wake up before opening presents! 🤣
Building a bus tracker (because the one I was using stopped working recently, so might as well build my own tracker, with blackjack And hookers)
fun to watch them all go home to bed after a busy day!
fun to watch them all go home to bed after a busy day!
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Building a bus tracker (because the one I was using stopped working recently, so might as well build my own tracker, with blackjack And hookers)
fun to watch them all go home to bed after a busy day!
fun to watch them all go home to bed after a busy day!
Just chilling, coding up a hobby project, listen to some music and this drops!
I hate this track so much, not because its a bad song, ITS NOT, but the music video for it is a 4 min heartbreaking story!
“A happy ending? For folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people”
Dam you Cyberpunk! Dam you!
I hate this track so much, not because its a bad song, ITS NOT, but the music video for it is a 4 min heartbreaking story!
“A happy ending? For folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people”
Dam you Cyberpunk! Dam you!
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners — Ending Theme | Let You Down by Dawid Podsiadło | Netflix
YouTube video by Cyberpunk 2077
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just chilling, coding up a hobby project, listen to some music and this drops!
I hate this track so much, not because its a bad song, ITS NOT, but the music video for it is a 4 min heartbreaking story!
“A happy ending? For folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people”
Dam you Cyberpunk! Dam you!
I hate this track so much, not because its a bad song, ITS NOT, but the music video for it is a 4 min heartbreaking story!
“A happy ending? For folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people”
Dam you Cyberpunk! Dam you!
I don't know what is the best christmas present the world could give me Jake Pual having titanium plates fitted after having his arse handed to him or Andrew Tate having his arse handed to him!
I'm just laughing my arse of in both cases!!!!
I'm just laughing my arse of in both cases!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don't know what is the best christmas present the world could give me Jake Pual having titanium plates fitted after having his arse handed to him or Andrew Tate having his arse handed to him!
I'm just laughing my arse of in both cases!!!!
I'm just laughing my arse of in both cases!!!!
Does your Houdini sub/little one keep finding ways to use their fingers while their hands are in mitts, even while using the rubber ball trick?
Well why not 3D print a hard shell insert for the mitts! Stops those pesky fingers from my manipulating anything while wearing their mitts.
Well why not 3D print a hard shell insert for the mitts! Stops those pesky fingers from my manipulating anything while wearing their mitts.
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Does your Houdini sub/little one keep finding ways to use their fingers while their hands are in mitts, even while using the rubber ball trick?
Well why not 3D print a hard shell insert for the mitts! Stops those pesky fingers from my manipulating anything while wearing their mitts.
Well why not 3D print a hard shell insert for the mitts! Stops those pesky fingers from my manipulating anything while wearing their mitts.