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Kirsty Webeck

@kirstywebeck.bsky.social

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Comedian. The people’s stepdad. “Everything I Need To Say About Sea Creatures” touring Australia and NZ in 2025. Link below for details and to join my mailing list👇🏻 https://www.kirstywebeck.com/links 📧 [email protected]

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · Nov 7

Guy: “My cousin’s a lesbian. Maybe you know her?”

Me: “It doesn’t work like that. We don’t all know each other.”

Guy: “She lives in Brunswick. Her name’s Claire. She has a three-legged cat called Trixie.”

Me: *walks off so I don’t have to tell him we were engaged in 2013*

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 9h

Been missing my beautiful mate Cal for two years today. Love you, Cal.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 1d

No, thank YOU, Legend! You’re the best! Really appreciate you coming to my show TWICE! 🩷

LindaLindaLinda @lindadrummond.bsky.social · 1d

I saw the genuinely delightful and hilarious @kirstywebeck.bsky.social tonight. Hook that woman's humour straight into my veins. Can't wait for her next show in Newy. Thanks legend!

A sandwich board with chalk writing comedy tonight Kirsty Webeck $35

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 2d

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 3d

Vindication for @kirstywebeck.bsky.social at last.

Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 3d

The FBI has ordered all its agents to cease work and investigate sightings of large cats between Mt Victoria and Springwood in the Blue Mountains National Park

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 3d

FINALLY!

Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 5d

I agree 😭

Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 6d

There’s just so many good ones out there.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 9d

What she gets up to in her private life has nothing to do with me.

Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 10d

*the year is 2035*

AI has taken over all our jobs. Not because it’s inherently smarter than us but because we allowed it to make us incapable.

“I can’t believe AI is doing my spot at the comedy club tonight,” I mutter under my breath as I reach for my phone, open ChatGPT and type “am I thirsty?”

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 10d

*extreme dad voice*

Depending on how this divorce plays out, he could become Keith Suburban.

(I’m so sorry).

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 10d

Preorder for my Ninja Turtle caps is still open! Great Christmas gift idea!

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 11d

Not now, Sweetie.

Mummy needs to celebrate the fact everyone else has finally realised Stephanie’s evil 5 years after she first clocked it.

Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 11d

It’s a pleasure!

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LindaLindaLinda @lindadrummond.bsky.social · 12d

This show is SO GOOD and SO FUNNY that I am going back for a second round. Get amongst it Newy. Funny, delightful, and INFORMATIVE. Will there be giant fruit? Who can even tell?

Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 12d

I owe you all an apology for this image.

Know anyone in Newy? Please send them my way!

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 11d

You’re the best, Linda! What a gem. Xox

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 12d

Upcoming Darwin, Newcastle, Maroochydore and Melbourne tickets 👇🏻

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 12d

I owe you all an apology for this image.

Know anyone in Newy? Please send them my way!

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 12d

Thanks to everyone who preordered one of my new caps! You’ve got until next Saturday if you’d like to get involved. Link below.

Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 13d

Many moons ago, I posted the below photo of me on social media dressed as a Ninja Turtle. The story and image really resonated with people.

Despite being dressed as Leonardo, I was actually Donatello as a child.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 12d

Thanks to everyone who preordered one of my new caps! You’ve got until next Saturday if you’d like to get involved. Link below.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 13d

Hahha thanks, mate. 🩷

Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 13d

You can grab one through preorder right here:

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Leonardo Webeck Cord Cap

When she was five years old, comedian Kirsty Webeck wore her Donatello costume so much that it was in desperate need of a wash. In order to outwit her into parting ways with it for 24 hours, her paren...

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 13d

People have been asking me to put the image on something for a while, so here it is! My Leonardo Webeck cord caps:

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 13d

I was so obsessed with my Donatello costume that my parents made a deal with me that if I let them wash my Donatello costume, I could wear my sister’s Leonardo one for the day.

I begrudgingly agreed and started getting into it a bit later as evidenced by the cheeky little smile in the photo.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 14d

Backstreet Boys: EVERYBODY!

Yeeahhh.

Rock your body!

Me (over 40): Is it ok if I just gently sway mine?

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