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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 4d

Good news, I went back in the 7/11 that blew up last time I was there and it DIDN’T blow up!

kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 10d

Pausing my pursuit of the great whale for this PSA no one asked for:

Yo I swear to god if I’m ever in a band and someone suggests filming a song we’re practicing to post a ig reel of I will kms

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 13d

Yea but you gotta go down with the ship

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 13d

May I interest ye in my wares? Hoping the only whale in Texas consumes me while there. Die like a cowboy a whaleboy

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 16d

“Happy edge day: amazing core people believe in dragons make straight edge hopeless” -Ahab

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 17d

Posting stupid punk content on the internet. I’m sorry and deserve to lose a limb to a whale on behalf of the subculture

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 24d

Ahab had that shit coming tbh

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 24d

Y’all with you hardcore brackets are fucking dorks (there’s a whale out there who took man’s leg!)

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 26d

Moby dick would’ve been a hell of a lot different with Paul Watson and the sea Shepard crews around straight up

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 27d

Martyring myself for the cause (whales) at Harrison st cafe

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yeah @beyondjazzpunk.bsky.social · 28d

@kissincuzzins.bsky.social

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 29d

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 29d

“Blubber fer dinner blubber fer lunch blubber blubber blubber it’s also for brunch”

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 29d

“If yer gonna eat fish, why don’t ye try killing a whale first”

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Oct 3

Yo what was up with the whole chapter on handling whale sperm

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Oct 2

It’s my turn to tweet about moby dick Geoff

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Oct 2

I gotta tell my mailman that the music will stop flowing if he keeps leaving my records directly in the sun

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Sep 23

Nah bro sorry we don’t want parks, funded libraries, good public transport or food banks we want whatever the venture capitalists say

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Sep 23

Brian’s Books Employee of the Month split between me and Toli (the only employees)

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Aug 19

Bro I don’t wanna make your social media graphic right now. I’m thinking about languid at skull fest

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Aug 5

You** whatever who cares

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Aug 5

Real Richmond status: your find out your plumber is in Gwar

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pigfucker @crashercrusties.bsky.social · Aug 5

vegan for the animals

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Rachel Sparkman @rachelsparkman.bsky.social · Aug 5

Coming to #ASA2025? I'll be leading a workshop on The General Social Survey on Saturday at the Hyatt! Come say hi!

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · Jul 25

I just broke up with my shitty codependent war mongering bf (Spotify) feels good

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