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kitch 💗
@kitchannette.bsky.social
· Apr 3
the lover boys are spiraling and becoming party girls. the party girls are crashing out and becoming sober curious. the sober curious are down bad and becoming reply guys. the reply guys are reheating nachos and becoming furries. And the furries, the furries are holding space and becoming lover boys
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Chains of Love will break w/ my baby @kitchannette.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Chains of Love will break w/ my baby @kitchannette.bsky.social
BATHROOM TRIPS AT QUEEN SO FAR (2:10AM)
1. guy in the stall next to me dropped his metal cock ring & it rolled into my stall & he reached in to grab it back & I saw the shadow of him putting it on 9/10
2. person in the stall next to me had LIGHT UP SHOES just reflecting off the wet floor 2/10
1. guy in the stall next to me dropped his metal cock ring & it rolled into my stall & he reached in to grab it back & I saw the shadow of him putting it on 9/10
2. person in the stall next to me had LIGHT UP SHOES just reflecting off the wet floor 2/10
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
BATHROOM TRIPS AT QUEEN SO FAR (2:10AM)
1. guy in the stall next to me dropped his metal cock ring & it rolled into my stall & he reached in to grab it back & I saw the shadow of him putting it on 9/10
2. person in the stall next to me had LIGHT UP SHOES just reflecting off the wet floor 2/10
1. guy in the stall next to me dropped his metal cock ring & it rolled into my stall & he reached in to grab it back & I saw the shadow of him putting it on 9/10
2. person in the stall next to me had LIGHT UP SHOES just reflecting off the wet floor 2/10
realized the gay guys with terrible spatial awareness in the club is because they aren’t accounting for the purse!!! divos you gotta leave 1-2inches of space cause the girls have a fab bag and you just have a bag of cut up ran thru coke in yur jock sooo make way!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
realized the gay guys with terrible spatial awareness in the club is because they aren’t accounting for the purse!!! divos you gotta leave 1-2inches of space cause the girls have a fab bag and you just have a bag of cut up ran thru coke in yur jock sooo make way!!
once a year I get a haircut and give boy tonight so no one freak out!!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
once a year I get a haircut and give boy tonight so no one freak out!!!!!!!
so glad people are finding my insurance info helpful! jsyk I didn’t have a working personal computer for the last few years until Jason at the Laptop Ministry replaced my hard drive for FREE. I passed on the love to someone else with a charger. If you have xtra cords or devices to donate…hit him up!
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
so glad people are finding my insurance info helpful! jsyk I didn’t have a working personal computer for the last few years until Jason at the Laptop Ministry replaced my hard drive for FREE. I passed on the love to someone else with a charger. If you have xtra cords or devices to donate…hit him up!
last night in the dressing room:
her: how would you describe your drag?
me: oh I don’t know um…
her: you’re like… intentionally…. uh…
me: OH yeah a little crossy with it
her: yeah I didn’t want to say it but
me: 🤠
her: 🫶🏻
her: how would you describe your drag?
me: oh I don’t know um…
her: you’re like… intentionally…. uh…
me: OH yeah a little crossy with it
her: yeah I didn’t want to say it but
me: 🤠
her: 🫶🏻
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
last night in the dressing room:
her: how would you describe your drag?
me: oh I don’t know um…
her: you’re like… intentionally…. uh…
me: OH yeah a little crossy with it
her: yeah I didn’t want to say it but
me: 🤠
her: 🫶🏻
her: how would you describe your drag?
me: oh I don’t know um…
her: you’re like… intentionally…. uh…
me: OH yeah a little crossy with it
her: yeah I didn’t want to say it but
me: 🤠
her: 🫶🏻
what’s happening in this photo? wrong answers only 🫶🏻
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
what’s happening in this photo? wrong answers only 🫶🏻
I will not engage w ~self-identified detrans~ grifter. I will simply share my own story of being unable to access hormones for the last two years. I will not engage w ~self-identified detrans~ grifter. I will simply share my own story of being unable to access hormones for the last two years. I will
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I will not engage w ~self-identified detrans~ grifter. I will simply share my own story of being unable to access hormones for the last two years. I will not engage w ~self-identified detrans~ grifter. I will simply share my own story of being unable to access hormones for the last two years. I will
giving matrix foreshadowing ln ❤️ 💙 @ramonaslick.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
giving matrix foreshadowing ln ❤️ 💙 @ramonaslick.bsky.social
…did I just get lucky onioned on pantry delivery day 😭 @werkmizthang.bsky.social who do you know at the food depository 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
…did I just get lucky onioned on pantry delivery day 😭 @werkmizthang.bsky.social who do you know at the food depository 🤣
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MEME I’M CRYING 😭
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MEME I’M CRYING 😭
literally every single day since it happened I think about @lynzotheheartthrob.bsky.social freestyling outside of fantasy last month - “dick in the pussy, dick in the pussy, robbing bitches with dick in the pussy”
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
literally every single day since it happened I think about @lynzotheheartthrob.bsky.social freestyling outside of fantasy last month - “dick in the pussy, dick in the pussy, robbing bitches with dick in the pussy”
I was OBSESSED with getting on a 30 under 30 type list - always trying to do things as soon as possible. But I’m THRILLED that the year I turn 30 I have been given the opportunity to live my dreams in so many aspects of my life. Without everything I’ve experienced I wouldn’t be ready to do this NOW.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I was OBSESSED with getting on a 30 under 30 type list - always trying to do things as soon as possible. But I’m THRILLED that the year I turn 30 I have been given the opportunity to live my dreams in so many aspects of my life. Without everything I’ve experienced I wouldn’t be ready to do this NOW.
it’s 34 degrees and there’s no coat check at the sex club??? now I’m in the backroom wearing a knit circle scarf 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
it’s 34 degrees and there’s no coat check at the sex club??? now I’m in the backroom wearing a knit circle scarf 🤣
18 min till the only open sex shop in my area closes... I run in and he points to the poppers. I shake my head - silicone lube? (It’s all 3x the price.) I ask if they have any sample packets, he winks - and tells me to grabs 4 $10 travel bottles, charges me $5 and says “be good” 💁🏻♀️ #anightinthelife
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
18 min till the only open sex shop in my area closes... I run in and he points to the poppers. I shake my head - silicone lube? (It’s all 3x the price.) I ask if they have any sample packets, he winks - and tells me to grabs 4 $10 travel bottles, charges me $5 and says “be good” 💁🏻♀️ #anightinthelife
okay I’ll play - 1st time I did drag secret queen did my makeup, but the 1st time I did it myself was 4 a prom dance party at a weekend retreat for gay recovering meth addicts at a villa in the burbs, less than a month out of rehab, I did my friends makeup too, his first time in drag also in his 50s
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
okay I’ll play - 1st time I did drag secret queen did my makeup, but the 1st time I did it myself was 4 a prom dance party at a weekend retreat for gay recovering meth addicts at a villa in the burbs, less than a month out of rehab, I did my friends makeup too, his first time in drag also in his 50s
heyy um I’m gonna need y’all to look at your evening calendar for January 22nd…. don’t say you didn’t get enough of a heads up ns 🤭
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
heyy um I’m gonna need y’all to look at your evening calendar for January 22nd…. don’t say you didn’t get enough of a heads up ns 🤭
just opened a fresh bag of berrytastic mambas… who want me?
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
just opened a fresh bag of berrytastic mambas… who want me?
we come to this place for magic
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
we come to this place for magic
have I earned the privilege of changing my bio to “crossdresser with a heart of gold” ?
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
have I earned the privilege of changing my bio to “crossdresser with a heart of gold” ?
three divas… three good Judys even
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
three divas… three good Judys even
how this message finds me 🤣💗
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
how this message finds me 🤣💗
INSURANCE GUIDE DROPPING ON MY INSTAGRAM AT 11:45am!!! 18 slides to work out your life 💁🏻♀️ (can anyone help me w the alt text please this was such a big project 😭)
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
INSURANCE GUIDE DROPPING ON MY INSTAGRAM AT 11:45am!!! 18 slides to work out your life 💁🏻♀️ (can anyone help me w the alt text please this was such a big project 😭)