🔮🐈‍⬛ kitche the witche
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kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
As a certified Jerky Enjoyer™️ we know that is NOT a snack to indulge in confined spaces.
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
To the man that sat next to me and

A) Never let me use the armrest
B) Opened a bag of PUNGENT BEEF JERKY ON A CROWDED PLANE

I sure do hope you figure out that word search. The answer was very clearly “umbral” … and had you not unleashed the meat blight, I may have helped you.
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
Southwest Airlines begging me to check my carry on like a needy little sub
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auroragayming.bsky.social
i’m very lucky to have a really good online community (shout out to the goldwatt inn) and a really good in-person group of friends who all take care of each other right now. that’s something i never really thought id have. just feeling very lucky and loved lately
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kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
If someone said “I love you” but never did anything for you that indicated they actually do, would you believe them?

Same applies for self-love.

BAZINGA
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
My biggest piece of advice for you is that loving yourself is not a passive act. It requires input, action, and habit.

The times in my life when I’ve hated myself the most are 1 for 1 with the times I’ve been most sedentary.

That’s it.
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sudskelly.bsky.social
I have risen from the dead for my Favorite Month. It's #skeleween time, folks 😎

Day 1: Punk!

#art #procreate #halloween
A skeleton with liberty spikes wearing a studded leather jacket with an lgbt+ flag patch, an antifa patch, and a patch that says "Not gay as in queen, but gay as in fuck you". They are also carrying a "NO KINGS" picket sign.
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
Vin Diesel I have grown quite spiteful toward you
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
RIGHT?? Absolutely kept mine. They’re so cute 🥹
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
Let’s see if I can get a stormtrooper’s number today
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skymagpie.bsky.social
Uther Lightbringer: Sylvanas! Apologize!

Sylvanas, to Tyrande: Unfuck you, I guess.
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erikailustra.bsky.social
I'm going to miss the little babies!😭🤌🕷️💜
#ocart
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
You know what, I spoke too soon. The undertaker scared the shit out of me as a kid.
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
Nothing scarier than a straight man’s pastime amirite
kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
Briefly lost my phone at HHN and the Lexapro had me like

“I’m not concerned! Let’s go find a Coca-Cola Freestyle.”