Snots Buffly in: hat fulla wasps
@kittasaurusrex.bsky.social
not again
now for something completely different (warning: jumpscare, there is a very spooky ghost in one of these photos)
January 25, 2026 at 7:42 AM
now for something completely different (warning: jumpscare, there is a very spooky ghost in one of these photos)
everyone knows the real tough guy move is to put on your body armor and strap on your gun and mace and fill your tactical fanny pack with canisters of tear gas and going out to pick a fight with the newly potty trained
that’s what makes you look brave and competent and powerful for sure
that’s what makes you look brave and competent and powerful for sure
January 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
everyone knows the real tough guy move is to put on your body armor and strap on your gun and mace and fill your tactical fanny pack with canisters of tear gas and going out to pick a fight with the newly potty trained
that’s what makes you look brave and competent and powerful for sure
that’s what makes you look brave and competent and powerful for sure
oooooooh picking the fleece apart a bit before coldsoaking was definitely the most effective change I made through this rescouring endeavor
but also that may be because I did get MOST of the lanolin out in the original scour, just basically none of the dirt
but also that may be because I did get MOST of the lanolin out in the original scour, just basically none of the dirt
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
oooooooh picking the fleece apart a bit before coldsoaking was definitely the most effective change I made through this rescouring endeavor
but also that may be because I did get MOST of the lanolin out in the original scour, just basically none of the dirt
but also that may be because I did get MOST of the lanolin out in the original scour, just basically none of the dirt
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.
Golllllly I don’t think I’ve ever received so many messages at once as I have this afternoon whilst trying to pick apart wet dirty hair for scouring
January 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Golllllly I don’t think I’ve ever received so many messages at once as I have this afternoon whilst trying to pick apart wet dirty hair for scouring
I don't think we need to read anything into this orange maniac who keeps inventing new crimes and then yelling for everyone to come see his new crimes, what, what are you even gonna do except observe it's a crime
but I would appreciate if he'd let me take a picture of him on the unlikely shelf
but I would appreciate if he'd let me take a picture of him on the unlikely shelf
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I don't think we need to read anything into this orange maniac who keeps inventing new crimes and then yelling for everyone to come see his new crimes, what, what are you even gonna do except observe it's a crime
but I would appreciate if he'd let me take a picture of him on the unlikely shelf
but I would appreciate if he'd let me take a picture of him on the unlikely shelf
cold soak round 1 complete, bucket refilled and fiber pulled apart in its packets as each hit the water for cold soak round 2
dear reader, whoever was responsible for skirting this fleece??? didn't?
(me, that jackass from the past)
dear reader, whoever was responsible for skirting this fleece??? didn't?
(me, that jackass from the past)
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
cold soak round 1 complete, bucket refilled and fiber pulled apart in its packets as each hit the water for cold soak round 2
dear reader, whoever was responsible for skirting this fleece??? didn't?
(me, that jackass from the past)
dear reader, whoever was responsible for skirting this fleece??? didn't?
(me, that jackass from the past)
I could swear I scoured this fleece years ago, it was partially fluffy and stuffed in mesh bags and didn’t even smell overmuch but this is the second dish soap soak today so if I did, I did it very very badly indeed
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I could swear I scoured this fleece years ago, it was partially fluffy and stuffed in mesh bags and didn’t even smell overmuch but this is the second dish soap soak today so if I did, I did it very very badly indeed
an older man in a suit with bow tie and coordinating pocket square at the bus stop asked if I was from Nebraska or Iowa maybe, I’m dressed like I must be from one of those places
anyway that feels of a piece with the time a preteen said I dress like a Lego person so I can’t really muster offense
anyway that feels of a piece with the time a preteen said I dress like a Lego person so I can’t really muster offense
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
an older man in a suit with bow tie and coordinating pocket square at the bus stop asked if I was from Nebraska or Iowa maybe, I’m dressed like I must be from one of those places
anyway that feels of a piece with the time a preteen said I dress like a Lego person so I can’t really muster offense
anyway that feels of a piece with the time a preteen said I dress like a Lego person so I can’t really muster offense
Wait hold up I need a new job URGENTLY the new house has PANTRY ELEVATOR I need to go there
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wait hold up I need a new job URGENTLY the new house has PANTRY ELEVATOR I need to go there
I gotta,,,
I gotta get outta here
I gotta get outta here
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I gotta,,,
I gotta get outta here
I gotta get outta here
done some spacklin’, done some moppin’, done some vacuumin’, now doin’ some Body Hort
January 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
done some spacklin’, done some moppin’, done some vacuumin’, now doin’ some Body Hort
It’s not yet 0715 and the power has gone out twice. Please send me home, you don’t want me here anyway.
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
It’s not yet 0715 and the power has gone out twice. Please send me home, you don’t want me here anyway.
Legitimately beginning to worry I might not be real, so thoroughly am I being ignored in this office.
January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Legitimately beginning to worry I might not be real, so thoroughly am I being ignored in this office.
Ah, so they’ve decided there’s no work for me but also no one wanted to tell me that.
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Ah, so they’ve decided there’s no work for me but also no one wanted to tell me that.
I’m sorry this is so nonsense in light of every other fucking thing but we do all agree that it’s rude to show up half an hour early for an appointment, right? Like. I get it we all want my shit packed as quick as possible, knock off early, but you’re supposed to show at 8 and you come at 7:30, rude
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I’m sorry this is so nonsense in light of every other fucking thing but we do all agree that it’s rude to show up half an hour early for an appointment, right? Like. I get it we all want my shit packed as quick as possible, knock off early, but you’re supposed to show at 8 and you come at 7:30, rude
do you think if we all work hard at it 2026 can be the year we give the AIs human psychosis
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
do you think if we all work hard at it 2026 can be the year we give the AIs human psychosis
I don’t know if the little dyed wool nepps are going to stay put in the plying, they certainly do ping comically off the singles now and then
it’s coming along right to the vision so far, though I’m not sure I nailed the color scheme for the yarn this will be companion to
it’s coming along right to the vision so far, though I’m not sure I nailed the color scheme for the yarn this will be companion to
January 2, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I don’t know if the little dyed wool nepps are going to stay put in the plying, they certainly do ping comically off the singles now and then
it’s coming along right to the vision so far, though I’m not sure I nailed the color scheme for the yarn this will be companion to
it’s coming along right to the vision so far, though I’m not sure I nailed the color scheme for the yarn this will be companion to
hey quick question how uh
how well did this go over when game of wool did it
does anyone remember any Takes happening
how well did this go over when game of wool did it
does anyone remember any Takes happening
huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 AM
hey quick question how uh
how well did this go over when game of wool did it
does anyone remember any Takes happening
how well did this go over when game of wool did it
does anyone remember any Takes happening
hey mr mover, uh, “I’m not prepared to send you a video of our stuff today, I can do it tomorrow” is not an issue best resolved by just fucking coming over
December 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
hey mr mover, uh, “I’m not prepared to send you a video of our stuff today, I can do it tomorrow” is not an issue best resolved by just fucking coming over
Listen I know you’re all my friends and care about people and everything so I assume most of you are mostly masking but if not like
my father-in-law has been hospitalized and intubated because flu A and pneumonia
so if you haven’t been, maybe this is your sign to start
look out for yourselves
my father-in-law has been hospitalized and intubated because flu A and pneumonia
so if you haven’t been, maybe this is your sign to start
look out for yourselves
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Listen I know you’re all my friends and care about people and everything so I assume most of you are mostly masking but if not like
my father-in-law has been hospitalized and intubated because flu A and pneumonia
so if you haven’t been, maybe this is your sign to start
look out for yourselves
my father-in-law has been hospitalized and intubated because flu A and pneumonia
so if you haven’t been, maybe this is your sign to start
look out for yourselves
if you got book money for Christmas and find yourself suddenly unable to think of a single book that can be purchased now I cannot recommend enough The Works of Vermin by @hironennes.bsky.social
furious I’m nearly through it, I got no one to yell about it with, it is gross and wonderful
furious I’m nearly through it, I got no one to yell about it with, it is gross and wonderful
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
if you got book money for Christmas and find yourself suddenly unable to think of a single book that can be purchased now I cannot recommend enough The Works of Vermin by @hironennes.bsky.social
furious I’m nearly through it, I got no one to yell about it with, it is gross and wonderful
furious I’m nearly through it, I got no one to yell about it with, it is gross and wonderful
just thinkin how much less funny and wholesome this would’ve been if I’d fed it to the plagiarism machine
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
just thinkin how much less funny and wholesome this would’ve been if I’d fed it to the plagiarism machine
Shetland fleece is delayed in the mail but fear not, the textures arrived as scheduled and a new Big Sweater project is underway
I am so sorry if my rolags are a trypophobia nightmare, you can definitely put your fingers in there and nothing bad will happen it actually rules
I am so sorry if my rolags are a trypophobia nightmare, you can definitely put your fingers in there and nothing bad will happen it actually rules
December 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Shetland fleece is delayed in the mail but fear not, the textures arrived as scheduled and a new Big Sweater project is underway
I am so sorry if my rolags are a trypophobia nightmare, you can definitely put your fingers in there and nothing bad will happen it actually rules
I am so sorry if my rolags are a trypophobia nightmare, you can definitely put your fingers in there and nothing bad will happen it actually rules
I want! To go home! I don’t want to be here!
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I want! To go home! I don’t want to be here!