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♯ 𝘛𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪 𝘔𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯 !!
@kittydance.bsky.social
── MWAHAHA!!! DUMMY, im joking!!! MWAA-HA!!!, fell for it, didntchuU?! ^-^

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Parody account, not affliated with ƎNA Dream BBQ, or Joel G!

penned by pie, likes and reposts appreciated
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♯ go kitty, go, and just ride kitty, ride kitty!

ride kitty, roll

pump it up, 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺!

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🐾 - tags: #bskyrp #enarp #enadreambbqrp

⤷ nsfw/minors dni!

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It was a nursery RHYME!! >->
["...was that supposed to intimidate-a-me?"]
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I put a hole in a motherfucker for trying to fuck with me
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by ♯ 𝘛𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪 𝘔𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯 !!
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Slow n' steady wins da race...... yet it cannot fix ur UGLAY FACE!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
pie

(he'll eventually warm up to her antics. Probably)
] Dont eat so fast. Calm down. Quit lookin at me like that.
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Five Hundred Cookies
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
CAT?! I'm a kitty cat!! AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE, AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE!!
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
[ Rubbing that little spot that was kissed. ]

HDASNJSDSGFDHDJSIK...... THANK YOUZ.... .I think?!?! That was niceys....
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[ Just doing this to anyone who comes close ]
a cartoon cheetah with big googly eyes
ALT: a cartoon cheetah with big googly eyes
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
THOUSAND ENTITIES DEAD
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
BWAH MUAH HA HAH!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
INSTEAD OF ME THEY HIRE KANE??
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me and that MEANIE cookie hoarder are kinda..... besties!!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
BREAKING NEWS..... Fellow cute girl is being CONSTANTLY HARASSED by EVIL ENTITY
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ AR AR AR MATEY
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
[ Instinctively laying down and kicking her leg in circles, purring. ]

FJSAFIKDSGAGSAKF ........ Feels good....?!?! @_@ YOU'RE GONNA B HERE.... For a while, soo get ready !!
( reaching behind their ear, gentle, yet firm pressure & friction to give a satisfactory scratch. )

How’s this … ?
[ Rumbling sounds.. angry kitty.... ]

THE Left one..... >->
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm going to steal those cookies even if it's the last thing I do.
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
pie

(she just. keeps doing this to anyone who pisses her off btw)
a black and white cat standing on a couch
ALT: a black and white cat standing on a couch
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
[ Rumbling sounds.. angry kitty.... ]

THE Left one..... >->
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
[ Slowly placing her paws in the plate without any permission. ]

Jus lemme borrow that thang......
[ ... The air smells like cookies. Fresh out of the oven, still hot enough that they break apart easily in your hands; the kind soft enough to melt in your mouth. ]
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ERMM. Hell to the YEAH!
… Is that what you want ?
IF ONLY LIFE WAS AS EASY AS GETTING BELLY RUBS AND SCRITCHES BEHIND ME EAR
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
IF ONLY LIFE WAS AS EASY AS GETTING BELLY RUBS AND SCRITCHES BEHIND ME EAR
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by ♯ 𝘛𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪 𝘔𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯 !!
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
True that... True that Oomfie.
Appwle Juince
This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM