markipliers cthulhu alien said we are charlie kirk
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 AM
markipliers cthulhu alien said we are charlie kirk
they called jesus a tweaker too
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
they called jesus a tweaker too
Married, have a boyfriend, not into poly
January 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Married, have a boyfriend, not into poly
the josh is telling me my neighbors are in my walls
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
the josh is telling me my neighbors are in my walls
Would you blow the current sitting president to save Bojack Horseman
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Would you blow the current sitting president to save Bojack Horseman
i saw the rapture happen
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i saw the rapture happen
i steal all my lines from this guy named Brian
The world will look your heartbreak dead in the eyes and use it in their comedy special without crediting you
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i steal all my lines from this guy named Brian
world's smallest car gets towed for fuck all
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
world's smallest car gets towed for fuck all
trip sitting is easy just put on transformers and let them play with legos
September 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
trip sitting is easy just put on transformers and let them play with legos
yes i am going to the landfill today with Tad Strange
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
yes i am going to the landfill today with Tad Strange
being an engineer entails planning for the bears
September 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
being an engineer entails planning for the bears
bro is like dr strange but just for bluesky posts
September 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
bro is like dr strange but just for bluesky posts
what if an elephant saw 9/11
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
what if an elephant saw 9/11
officer i was going for his wallet and i accidentally grabbed his ass
August 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
officer i was going for his wallet and i accidentally grabbed his ass
theyre hiring witches at the white house to combat the etsy curses
August 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
theyre hiring witches at the white house to combat the etsy curses
im like toph but instead of rocks its cheese
April 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
im like toph but instead of rocks its cheese
i find it quite entertaining.
March 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i find it quite entertaining.
no one is better than me at BEER O'CLOCK
March 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
no one is better than me at BEER O'CLOCK
me, a heat seeking missile, seeking tits
March 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
me, a heat seeking missile, seeking tits
Just got off shift its BEER O'CLOCK. Nobody disturb me during BEER O'CLOCK! Don't talk to me until I've had my BEER.
March 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just got off shift its BEER O'CLOCK. Nobody disturb me during BEER O'CLOCK! Don't talk to me until I've had my BEER.
i need there to be two of me. like... if someone split me into work and not work. and like neither of them knew about the other life... or somehow there was a company that offered this... i would work for them i think.
March 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i need there to be two of me. like... if someone split me into work and not work. and like neither of them knew about the other life... or somehow there was a company that offered this... i would work for them i think.
im gonna make my warriorsona standarddeviation
March 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
im gonna make my warriorsona standarddeviation
STOPPP OMG i feel like i need to reread warrior cats
March 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
STOPPP OMG i feel like i need to reread warrior cats