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Jason Lee Klinger

Jason Lee Klinger

@klinger.bsky.social

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Artist // cat guy // pickler // nerd. Unemployed Grip.

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Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · May 30

I just met a dog named Tupac Shacorgi. I'm done #tupacshacorgi

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · May 28

LA is really out of hand... How the hell is Chile relleno $23??? #ohhellnah #noho

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · May 14

I'm not sure anyone who needs to hear this that hasn't... However. FUCK CANCER!

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · May 13

FFS!!! This 🤡 show is such an embarrassment... Wait maybe they're pulling a Khāshqujī?

Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visit

As the Saudis work to impress Trump during his trip to Riyadh this week, they're focusing on even the smallest details—like his fondness for the Golden Arches.

www.newsweek.com

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · May 9

Theo Von needs to host SNL. That is all... This dude is built for it

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · May 6

I play way too much Zelda. You always take the arrows!!! #lastofus

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · May 3

PSA: It's Free Comic Book Day!!!

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Apr 26

So we're tattooing tardigrades now? We've froze them, burnt them, space vacuumed them. Why not I guess...

They Tattooed Microscopic Creatures to Hack Nature’s Code—and the Results Are Already Blowing Scientists’ Minds - Sustainability Times

IN A NUTSHELL 🐻‍❄️ Researchers have successfully tattooed tardigrades, marking a breakthrough in living electronics. ❄️ The innovative process uses ice lithography to create intricate patterns on the ...

www.sustainability-times.com

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Apr 26

THERE'S FINALLY SCIENCE BEHIND THIS!!!!

www.upworthy.com/cats-butthol...

6th grader's science experiment answers, 'Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?'

A question no one knew they needed answered.

www.upworthy.com

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Apr 19

I still think about Harambe sometimes and get sad. #harambe

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Apr 16

"I don't trust soup. It's just wet food pretending to be a drink" -Reddit quote

And I'm done for the day

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Apr 11

Go Bills! That is it... #gobills #billsmafia #buffalobills

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 18

Yay!

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 18

That's a color. And yes I know it's the brine

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 18

My first book reports was on Egyptology. I broke down the hierarchy of the gods. And had a whole four or five paragraphs about the Book of the Dead. damn I was a cool kid. #egyptology

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 10

M. Hollins. Say it ain't so? #gobills

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 5

My buddy in Buffalo was just murdered. Think I'll just call it a day.

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 5

Ok now I want a Woolly Mouse! apnews.com/article/colo...

Scientists genetically engineer mice with thick hair like the extinct woolly mammoth

Extinction is still forever. But scientists at a biotech company are trying what they say is the next best thing to restoring ancient beasts.

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 4

literally watching my life savings disappear before my eyes today. #stocks #fucktrump #stockmarketcrash #recession

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 3

I hate AI bullshit, but this is a use i could get behind. www.reddit.com/r/TrumpAIVid...

Musk's 14th Child Revealed

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 1

I just saw a little person in six inch heels. Talk about impressive. #noho

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Mar 1

Truly Terrifying #icecreamman

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Feb 28

My buddy for the next two days. Met Moosifer!

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Feb 23

There's something wrong with my lykoi, he seems to have claws at times. #fearthecrabcat

Jason Lee Klinger @klinger.bsky.social · Feb 22

It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well -buk