El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
(Retired) Navy Chief, Current Dread Pirate Roberts, Twitter survivor, and aspiring Expat. I named my dog after Irish Whiskey and he likes it. Married to the smart & beautiful @tinkerissa.bsky.social
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El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
· Nov 13
🎵I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
To be fairs. .
Dude has probably had about 3 more kids since he retired and needs the money
To be fairs
Dude has probably had about 3 more kids since he retired and needs the money
To be fairs
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
To be fairs. .
Dude has probably had about 3 more kids since he retired and needs the money
To be fairs
Dude has probably had about 3 more kids since he retired and needs the money
To be fairs
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well shit maybe the fins need to see if Marino can still sling it
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
well shit maybe the fins need to see if Marino can still sling it
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Someone tells me the Dolphins win a playoff game if I can complete one pull-up.
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Someone tells me the Dolphins win a playoff game if I can complete one pull-up.
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When you ditched preparing for the presentation the night before to get another round of Grand Theft Auto in.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When you ditched preparing for the presentation the night before to get another round of Grand Theft Auto in.
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"At which point we're going to blow them out of the fucking skies."
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"At which point we're going to blow them out of the fucking skies."
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I don't know if people got how good this joke really is 😂
a man is standing in a room with his shirt off and a man in a baseball cap behind him .
ALT: a man is standing in a room with his shirt off and a man in a baseball cap behind him .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I don't know if people got how good this joke really is 😂
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The Florida Panthers slowed down the #Isles and got their second straight win on Sunday.
Postgame from Paul Maurice, Seth Jones, Uvis Balinskis, and Daniil Tarasov on the FHN YouTube Channel now…
Postgame from Paul Maurice, Seth Jones, Uvis Balinskis, and Daniil Tarasov on the FHN YouTube Channel now…
Paul Maurice, Panthers Postgame: Florida Wins Second Straight, Beats New York Islanders
YouTube video by FloridaHockeyNow
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December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Florida Panthers slowed down the #Isles and got their second straight win on Sunday.
Postgame from Paul Maurice, Seth Jones, Uvis Balinskis, and Daniil Tarasov on the FHN YouTube Channel now…
Postgame from Paul Maurice, Seth Jones, Uvis Balinskis, and Daniil Tarasov on the FHN YouTube Channel now…
🔥🔥🔥
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
🔥🔥🔥
Jonesy and Uvis were studs tonight
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Jonesy and Uvis were studs tonight
A leopard never changes its spots
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A leopard never changes its spots
Panthers got their mojo back tonight...
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying yeah baby ! yeah !
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying yeah baby ! yeah !
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Panthers got their mojo back tonight...
What a snipe by Jones!!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
What a snipe by Jones!!!
18yr old
Drink
Drink
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
18yr old
Drink
Drink
18yr old
Drink!
Drink!
18yrs old
Drink!
Drink!
18yr old number 1 pick
DRINK!
DRINK!
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
18yr old
Drink!
Drink!
18yrs old
Drink!
Drink!
18yr old number 1 pick
DRINK!
DRINK!
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
18yrs old
Drink!
Drink!
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Lundell has been a man possessed since his BFF is back
a pink heart with bff written on it
ALT: a pink heart with bff written on it
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Lundell has been a man possessed since his BFF is back
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That dad strength keeps on running 💪
That's Carter Verhaeghe's fourth goal in three games!
That's Carter Verhaeghe's fourth goal in three games!
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That dad strength keeps on running 💪
That's Carter Verhaeghe's fourth goal in three games!
That's Carter Verhaeghe's fourth goal in three games!
18yr old number 1 pick
DRINK!
DRINK!
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
18yr old number 1 pick
DRINK!
DRINK!
Okay..
So no other Panther is allowed to have a kid until the off-season.
Verhaeghe was ass until the kiddo was born and now the curse has been lifted
So no other Panther is allowed to have a kid until the off-season.
Verhaeghe was ass until the kiddo was born and now the curse has been lifted
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Okay..
So no other Panther is allowed to have a kid until the off-season.
Verhaeghe was ass until the kiddo was born and now the curse has been lifted
So no other Panther is allowed to have a kid until the off-season.
Verhaeghe was ass until the kiddo was born and now the curse has been lifted
Y'all...
If we drank every time Goldie and Moller said 18yr old we'd be dead from alcohol poisoning
If we drank every time Goldie and Moller said 18yr old we'd be dead from alcohol poisoning
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Y'all...
If we drank every time Goldie and Moller said 18yr old we'd be dead from alcohol poisoning
If we drank every time Goldie and Moller said 18yr old we'd be dead from alcohol poisoning
@auntchalupa.bsky.social can you call your peeps and tell them to unfuck the panthers broadcast please?!??!! 🙏🙏🤣
Live feed jumps back 20 mjns in time to the pregame every few mins
Live feed jumps back 20 mjns in time to the pregame every few mins
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@auntchalupa.bsky.social can you call your peeps and tell them to unfuck the panthers broadcast please?!??!! 🙏🙏🤣
Live feed jumps back 20 mjns in time to the pregame every few mins
Live feed jumps back 20 mjns in time to the pregame every few mins