thinking about how he said it too like "may he be seven point five inches girthed?" fuck man no he may not. that is far too much meat for him!!!!

i love my friend who called me on the phone bc i have discord notifs off to tell me his ideal dick measurements for eden and also i need to make his nuts fatter

like to torment him more

i forgot to give damares bush it's fucking over

crawls into bed

peels him

repeatedly drawing ie and not being able to decide whether to give him boobs or a flatter chest with surgery scars so i just like flip a coin every time

whoever said that having sex on ur period makes ur cramps better needs to die because they just got 2749844 times worse im about to throw up

i used to be almost a G cup and i'm a DD now so they are just soooo so floppy. i jump around no bra and they clap. my simps dont even care they just call me a pseudo-milf lmao

honest to god i'd get top surgery if it wasn't for the fact that i can get insaaaaane cleavage going that makes ppl stupid. like anime girl "wehere the fuck are her nipples" type of shit but mine aren't missing they're just dowsing for dante's circles # hag # saggy

the thing about ie is that i literally dont care about him until im on my period... like i dont think about him at all otherwise?? i literally have ocs to maim and im like mmm noooo i need my Special chew toy

literally stood in front of my closed door for like probably 3 minutes frozen in place cuz i was thinking about drowning ie in a lake like. hello

i really missed my soft brush and also using that brown i used to always use... i keep coming back to that combo no matter what i try in csp. csp is like a wire mother to me and sai is a cloth mother

im an ie rainforest pussy truther

ummm uhhh

silly

me wondering why all i wanna do is rot in bed thinking about giving ie the strap and gaslighting him that he's gonna get strap pregnant vs my period starting the literal second i get off work. everything has an explanation

like it did not kill the mood, it was just funny especially since like i think 10 minutes before that we talked about it and she was like "feeling girl pronouns rn." like gender is just like that sometimes

since moros is bigender i really really really wanna do something with her and damares based on smth that happened to me irl years ago with someone who was bigender where i said "good girl" and he said "sorry about killing the vibes but i'm feeling guyish rn" and i was like "oh, sorry. good boy"

YIPPEEE ty ur always so sweet!! 🫰

in call at 3 am with a friend cuz we both can't sleep 👍

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

idkkkk

so like in my defense of the dialog this was the result of me half-assing a bit where i wanted to take the most generic porn dialog i could think of and make it about knife in throat. it's meant to be embarrassing