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you are the big man that lives at my house🔞
@kobybeef.bsky.social
Some old and cranky bastard

18+ only

SFW but I block minors that try to follow

cw: gore, body horror, sensitive topics.
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I'm accepting all different kinds of commissions

Sketch style pet portraits $15+shipping

Experimental traditional drawing coms $30 + shipping

Felt fursuit badges $40 + shipping

Custom hand carved linoleum stamp for printing $50+shipping
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My sister and I accidentally scared my niece bc we witnessed her standing up on her own for the first time and we got really hyped about it 😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
if we are charlie kirk then who's flying the plane
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i have that stupid We Are Charlie Kirk song stuck in my head
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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#myart #nightoftheconsumers I love this pen I got from Daiso
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
how tf am I struggling to eat apple sauce
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(Smiling Friends spoilers) wow who knew Glep had the highest kill count
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Everything Alan Smiling Friends says is a good vocal stim
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i think a genderbent version of Karen would look like the messiest, most toxic gay guy
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i dont think i can do any more no appetite+no sleep days
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
here's an AI assistant to wipe your ass and form your thoughts, piss for brains, merry christmas
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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i think it's ok to find weird people funny but you should admire their strangeness and see them as actual human beings with feelings
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Compiled a buncha Smiling Friends doodles that I originally shared over the last few months in my sketchbook series, plus some new sketches from this month too! 😃

Check THIS out though!!!!! *does a mediocre cartwheel*
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Charlie and a very excitable Pim! + some of the other Smiling Friends doodles I previously shared this month! Featuring.... Front-Facing Pim and Allan XD
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Me motivé a hacer este trend que he visto mucho últimamente :D
Salí mucho de mi zona de confort con este dibujo! Probé el coloreado sin lineart y dibujar realismo, cosas que se me dan fatal pero me siento super a gusto como quedó el resultado final!
#mortadeloyfilemon #mortadelo #fanart
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
#myart #smilingfriends very quick squim sketch
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
why don't you see if you could email your pee
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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"You'll never be able to stop my Totem Marowak!"

My devious Brionne:
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think what's kept the NoTC fixation going for this long is the fact 90% of my sense of humor consists of mundane, but chaotic and trashy slice of life moments, and the setting is perfect for that.
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"troll's remorse" aka "I grew up"
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
learning distress tolerance is a bitch i tell ya
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
bless piston hondo fans
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#myart #nightoftheconsumers I love this pen I got from Daiso
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I really don't miss the "we can't all be neurotypical, Karen" meme
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM