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@kobybeef.bsky.social
Some old and cranky bastard
18+ only
SFW but I block minors that try to follow
cw: gore, body horror, sensitive topics also I yap a loooottttt about one character
18+ only
SFW but I block minors that try to follow
cw: gore, body horror, sensitive topics also I yap a loooottttt about one character
Pinned
Keep Modern SpongeBob haters off your property by projecting a looping clip of the Squidward Toenail Scene™ on your house.
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Keep Modern SpongeBob haters off your property by projecting a looping clip of the Squidward Toenail Scene™ on your house.
I don't understand what Bear5 is but I wanna draw it
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I don't understand what Bear5 is but I wanna draw it
as a casual Beatles fan, Beatles bashing is comedy gold
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
as a casual Beatles fan, Beatles bashing is comedy gold
I don't care too much about movie scores bc I've enjoyed movies that were popular to hate
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I don't care too much about movie scores bc I've enjoyed movies that were popular to hate
There are soooooooooo many alternatives to saying "unalive", why is that always the default, just look at a fucking thesaurus
February 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
There are soooooooooo many alternatives to saying "unalive", why is that always the default, just look at a fucking thesaurus
there isn't much I hate more than a social outcast with a popular girl mentality
February 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
there isn't much I hate more than a social outcast with a popular girl mentality
RAAAAAAH CLUSTER Bs ARE HUMANS YES INCLUDING PEOPLE WITH NPD AND ASPD RAAAAAAHHHHH THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BEING DIAGNOSED AS ABUSIVE RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
RAAAAAAH CLUSTER Bs ARE HUMANS YES INCLUDING PEOPLE WITH NPD AND ASPD RAAAAAAHHHHH THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BEING DIAGNOSED AS ABUSIVE RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
More like Dookie Runs
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 AM
More like Dookie Runs
I'd rather drink battery acid than take advice from an almond mom or nutrition influencer
February 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'd rather drink battery acid than take advice from an almond mom or nutrition influencer
i try not to traumapost here but I'm comfortable enough to say being treated like a therapist that wasn't allowed to have emotions was a very traumatic and dehumanizing experience
February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
i try not to traumapost here but I'm comfortable enough to say being treated like a therapist that wasn't allowed to have emotions was a very traumatic and dehumanizing experience
New discourse, is bukkake problematic (sperm is younger than fetus you SICK FUCK)
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
New discourse, is bukkake problematic (sperm is younger than fetus you SICK FUCK)
"and possibly Kyle" is the funniest bit of text. Oh no, Sonic, Tails, Robotnik and I guess that fucker Kyle are dead!!!!
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
"and possibly Kyle" is the funniest bit of text. Oh no, Sonic, Tails, Robotnik and I guess that fucker Kyle are dead!!!!
feeling extremely bitter about the depressing abyss that is my hometown
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
feeling extremely bitter about the depressing abyss that is my hometown
what if I wrote an NoTC creepypasta in the style of the OG sonic.exe
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
what if I wrote an NoTC creepypasta in the style of the OG sonic.exe
water at work shut down again
a hockey player is standing on the ice holding a hockey stick
ALT: a hockey player is standing on the ice holding a hockey stick
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
water at work shut down again
literally no decent person WILLINGLY lives in my hometown. Literally everyone with half a brain and the capability to tolerate other people existing skips town the second the opportunity rises, leaving nothing but dickheads that often act like background characters from Invader Zim.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
literally no decent person WILLINGLY lives in my hometown. Literally everyone with half a brain and the capability to tolerate other people existing skips town the second the opportunity rises, leaving nothing but dickheads that often act like background characters from Invader Zim.
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Card got stolen... need to get rid of the overdraft fees
I am open for commissions
Preferably Valentine's day themed
Color: $100
B/w: $50
I am open for commissions
Preferably Valentine's day themed
Color: $100
B/w: $50
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Card got stolen... need to get rid of the overdraft fees
I am open for commissions
Preferably Valentine's day themed
Color: $100
B/w: $50
I am open for commissions
Preferably Valentine's day themed
Color: $100
B/w: $50
Hearing someone read explicit sexts in a matter-of-factly news anchor tone is always comedy gold
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Hearing someone read explicit sexts in a matter-of-factly news anchor tone is always comedy gold