LocalMochaGurl
@kocomocha.bsky.social
I make GMVs/"Trailers" for games or franchises I like
Trans MtF
20
Local Stoner
Idk, I post random gay shit :3
Trans MtF
20
Local Stoner
Idk, I post random gay shit :3
I swear living with men in their 40's is a game of, "how much piss'll be on the toilet seat today?"
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I swear living with men in their 40's is a game of, "how much piss'll be on the toilet seat today?"
It's always so jarring seeing RussianBadger's irradiated hazmat suits and crying neanderthals sandwiched between an orca with thighs wider than Russia and an anime necromancer with a dress that could barely be considered a bra alone lmao
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It's always so jarring seeing RussianBadger's irradiated hazmat suits and crying neanderthals sandwiched between an orca with thighs wider than Russia and an anime necromancer with a dress that could barely be considered a bra alone lmao
Why is it exclusively hair stylists that talk about star signs?
My stylist was like, "I'm getting such Scorpio and Libra vibes from you," like... yeah, I told you when I was born, I'd expect Scorpio to come to mind lol
My stylist was like, "I'm getting such Scorpio and Libra vibes from you," like... yeah, I told you when I was born, I'd expect Scorpio to come to mind lol
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Why is it exclusively hair stylists that talk about star signs?
My stylist was like, "I'm getting such Scorpio and Libra vibes from you," like... yeah, I told you when I was born, I'd expect Scorpio to come to mind lol
My stylist was like, "I'm getting such Scorpio and Libra vibes from you," like... yeah, I told you when I was born, I'd expect Scorpio to come to mind lol
"My son turned out fine"
Sir your daughter has caffeine addiction and gets scared and anxious when I ask "either/or" questions about food
Sir your daughter has caffeine addiction and gets scared and anxious when I ask "either/or" questions about food
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
"My son turned out fine"
Sir your daughter has caffeine addiction and gets scared and anxious when I ask "either/or" questions about food
Sir your daughter has caffeine addiction and gets scared and anxious when I ask "either/or" questions about food
"Why do you watch with subtitles? It's so annoying!"
My apologies, Jack, I process written words easier than I do verbal, bite me
My apologies, Jack, I process written words easier than I do verbal, bite me
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 AM
"Why do you watch with subtitles? It's so annoying!"
My apologies, Jack, I process written words easier than I do verbal, bite me
My apologies, Jack, I process written words easier than I do verbal, bite me
My 1:25 PM Breakfast consisted of:
- A singular chocolate doughnut from Walmart
- A Red Bull
- A glass of cranberry juice
It may not look like it, but the 1% wish they were me right now
- A singular chocolate doughnut from Walmart
- A Red Bull
- A glass of cranberry juice
It may not look like it, but the 1% wish they were me right now
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
My 1:25 PM Breakfast consisted of:
- A singular chocolate doughnut from Walmart
- A Red Bull
- A glass of cranberry juice
It may not look like it, but the 1% wish they were me right now
- A singular chocolate doughnut from Walmart
- A Red Bull
- A glass of cranberry juice
It may not look like it, but the 1% wish they were me right now
There she is officer! That's the trans-girl who's too scared of her own autonomy and lets others make decisions for her!
January 29, 2026 at 6:15 AM
There she is officer! That's the trans-girl who's too scared of her own autonomy and lets others make decisions for her!
"That's cool you know more Spanish than I do!"
Thanks, I learned it so I could flirt with catgirls and puppy girls >:3c
Thanks, I learned it so I could flirt with catgirls and puppy girls >:3c
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
"That's cool you know more Spanish than I do!"
Thanks, I learned it so I could flirt with catgirls and puppy girls >:3c
Thanks, I learned it so I could flirt with catgirls and puppy girls >:3c
We out here inventing Gay 2
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 AM
We out here inventing Gay 2
We live in a society where women can get men pregnant and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 AM
We live in a society where women can get men pregnant and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way
I think one of my favourite things to do in Cyberpunk is whenever I have to wait a day for someone to get back to me about a gig, I just go out to the badlands and just sit and watch the neon lights until morning; it's peaceful to me.
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I think one of my favourite things to do in Cyberpunk is whenever I have to wait a day for someone to get back to me about a gig, I just go out to the badlands and just sit and watch the neon lights until morning; it's peaceful to me.
= Looking for food =
Pre-Transition: Hmm... oh cool, we have ham, I can make a sandwich.
Post-Transition: OH MY GOD WAIT I HAVE SOUP!? AND ORANGES!? Oh I've fucking won tonight
Pre-Transition: Hmm... oh cool, we have ham, I can make a sandwich.
Post-Transition: OH MY GOD WAIT I HAVE SOUP!? AND ORANGES!? Oh I've fucking won tonight
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 PM
= Looking for food =
Pre-Transition: Hmm... oh cool, we have ham, I can make a sandwich.
Post-Transition: OH MY GOD WAIT I HAVE SOUP!? AND ORANGES!? Oh I've fucking won tonight
Pre-Transition: Hmm... oh cool, we have ham, I can make a sandwich.
Post-Transition: OH MY GOD WAIT I HAVE SOUP!? AND ORANGES!? Oh I've fucking won tonight
God knows just how much I love estrogen...
But holy fuck I've been FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OVER THIS JAR OF GUACAMOLE FOR LIKE, 12 MINUTES NOW I SWEAR TO GOD 😭
But holy fuck I've been FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OVER THIS JAR OF GUACAMOLE FOR LIKE, 12 MINUTES NOW I SWEAR TO GOD 😭
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 AM
God knows just how much I love estrogen...
But holy fuck I've been FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OVER THIS JAR OF GUACAMOLE FOR LIKE, 12 MINUTES NOW I SWEAR TO GOD 😭
But holy fuck I've been FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OVER THIS JAR OF GUACAMOLE FOR LIKE, 12 MINUTES NOW I SWEAR TO GOD 😭
Miss 2019 where my biggest concern in life was that we were missing like, 6 nukes worldwide
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Miss 2019 where my biggest concern in life was that we were missing like, 6 nukes worldwide
Paying a phone bill via My Verizon:
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Page crashes
- Session Expired
- Re-Open app
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Sign-in
- Page freezes
- Re-Open
- Payment
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Paid
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Page crashes
- Session Expired
- Re-Open app
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Sign-in
- Page freezes
- Re-Open
- Payment
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Paid
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Paying a phone bill via My Verizon:
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Page crashes
- Session Expired
- Re-Open app
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Sign-in
- Page freezes
- Re-Open
- Payment
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Paid
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Page crashes
- Session Expired
- Re-Open app
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Sign-in
- Page freezes
- Re-Open
- Payment
- Sorry, we're having issues connecting
- Paid
I discovered the Leech perk deck in Payday and I am incredibly obsessed
I love being a violent support
I love being a violent support
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I discovered the Leech perk deck in Payday and I am incredibly obsessed
I love being a violent support
I love being a violent support
If you ever date a cat girl, take her to PetSmart
She'll have the time of her life playing with the feathers hanging from the car tower
She'll have the time of her life playing with the feathers hanging from the car tower
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you ever date a cat girl, take her to PetSmart
She'll have the time of her life playing with the feathers hanging from the car tower
She'll have the time of her life playing with the feathers hanging from the car tower
Audio syncing my beloved
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Audio syncing my beloved
Learning each individual characteristics about musical genres so I can hate more accurately
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Learning each individual characteristics about musical genres so I can hate more accurately
My favourite thing about Yellow Mustard is that no matter what brand you get, the vast majority of the time, it tastes the same.
...However once you start getting Honey Mustard, Spicy Mustard or Dijon Mustard, it has to be a specific brand or else Uncle Tyler sets the barbecue ablaze
...However once you start getting Honey Mustard, Spicy Mustard or Dijon Mustard, it has to be a specific brand or else Uncle Tyler sets the barbecue ablaze
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My favourite thing about Yellow Mustard is that no matter what brand you get, the vast majority of the time, it tastes the same.
...However once you start getting Honey Mustard, Spicy Mustard or Dijon Mustard, it has to be a specific brand or else Uncle Tyler sets the barbecue ablaze
...However once you start getting Honey Mustard, Spicy Mustard or Dijon Mustard, it has to be a specific brand or else Uncle Tyler sets the barbecue ablaze
How I fr be looking at someone when they ask me to build their Ikea furniture for them
December 30, 2024 at 10:33 PM
How I fr be looking at someone when they ask me to build their Ikea furniture for them
I headcanon the 3 musketeers being in a polyamorous relationship
November 28, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I headcanon the 3 musketeers being in a polyamorous relationship
The comparison... holy hell
November 23, 2024 at 10:59 AM
The comparison... holy hell
Making minecraft skins is oddly therapeutic ngl
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Making minecraft skins is oddly therapeutic ngl
Got drunk and ended up sketching up one half of some kind of VR Plane... Pilot rig...??
November 11, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Got drunk and ended up sketching up one half of some kind of VR Plane... Pilot rig...??