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Middle aged Millennial black man navigating this thing called life one day at a time. Pro wrestling, football, video games and food are my life!
I feel like I’ve drank more actual water in the last 2-3 days than I did the entirety of 2025. And I drank plenty of water in 2025. Goes out just as fast as it goes in. But I gotta flush out my insides. Just use a power washer on me. It’ll get the job done quicker and I’m not suffering.
January 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
In 2026, to all the people that truly deserve it, I’m gonna be an absolute menace. The level of petty I’m prepared to be for those that want act churlish will make people’s heads spin.
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
TikTok - Make Your Day
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January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
@nikinapalm.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🎈🎊🎉🎁🎂! I can’t express into words how big of an impact you’ve had on my life. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for being kind and authentic. Also, I need pics of the shelves when you get them installed.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Anyone ever have a good food regret? And what I mean is that you try something new and it’s so good that you’re mad at yourself for not ordering more? I had that today where I tried some of the best tandoori chicken I’ve ever had and I was pissed I didn’t order more.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
There are just some sites you can’t capture on a plane.
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@nikinapalm.bsky.social I’m not sure if you seen this, but if not, welcome to your new favorite TikTok account www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AwJP9u/
Petey was in a hurry to help Luna! #Peteytheseeingeyedonkey #Lunatheblindhorse #donkeysoftiktok #trending #horsesoftiktok
TikTok video by Petey The Seeing Eye Donkey
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October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
While people experience my “customer service voice”, my actual face will consist between one of these two expressions. My voice can hide your ignorance, but my face sure as fuck can’t.
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Well I put in a request for personal time off. And these sumbitches can get stingy with accepting requests. If I don’t get approved for this time off…..HR will have a much bigger problem on their hands.
September 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM